Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Doof]

Nick, though, is clearly malding for some reason.

Nick, though, is clearly balding for many reasons

 

[PrestonHolt]

Nick, though, is clearly malding for some reason.

He finally cheked on Jason Hall thread and see his LOTY is gone unless he does something drastic.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

About 33% ($100) of this came from a single whale named Ryan Blue Thunder.

YouTube profile: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanbluethunder
Twitter profile: https://x.com/RyanBlueThunder/


Follows Ethan Van Sciver on Twitter and frequently engages in discussions about comics. Appears to be a paypig adjacent to the Comicsgate.

 

[Vibralldo]

I feel like Nick is trying to force Kurt into being a lolcow and failing horrifically at it. And it’s probably killing him inside because there was absolutely a point in his career where he had enough blind followers to make a lolcow out of people and now it just makes him look petty

That's exactly it

He thinks he can make Kurt into a Maddox, but Kurt isn't lulzy.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Lolcows aren’t created by people. They develop independently and then are discovered. Just like pedo Melton with Aaron, Nick just doesn’t understand this. You can’t force it.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

I also think Nick shows the videos on his streams because he wants to humiliate Kurt, not just turn him into a lolcow. Same tactic he takes with Aaron. releasing private photos, individual DMs without context, etc.. If only he'd understand that he's humiliating himself by going with these tactics, with normal people. But he doesn't have that ability.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

I like that he does it cause its killing all his viewers.
If the PO actually cared they'd look a see a guy barely putting in 16 hours a week laughing at a fat man making food constantly and go "What the fuck is this?"
But he's got the kid gloves treatment.

 

[Vibralldo]

I also think Nick shows the videos on his streams because he wants to humiliate Kurt, not just turn him into a lolcow. Same tactic he takes with Aaron. releasing private photos, individual DMs without context, etc.. If only he'd understand that he's humiliating himself by going with these tactics, with normal people. But he doesn't have that ability.

I think it's all of the above:

1. Humiliate and embarrass Kurt for his "betrayal"

2. Attempt to get Kurt to respond in some way to further escalate.

3. Turn Kurt into a lolcow as revenge for the "betrayal"

(All Kurt did was disassociate from a drug and child abuser)

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

I think it's all of the above:

1. Humiliate and embarrass Kurt for his "betrayal"

2. Attempt to get Kurt to respond in some way to further escalate.

3. Turn Kurt into a lolcow as revenge for the "betrayal"

(All Kurt did was disassociate from a drug and child abuser)

He also mocked Nick's legal strategies after disassociating. Nick thinks he's the expert and everyone else should bow to him so it was embarrassing to be correctly mocked by someone he sees as being so below him.

But then Kurt moved on and Nick can't.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Nick sincerely hopes Aaron did not misrepresent whether or not he had a lawyer working behind the scenes further delaying the HRO hearing. "That'd be a dumb thing to do," says Nick. Also, he warns Aaron shouldn't talk about this stuff in public.

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Is Nick, who has a temporary HRO against himself by Aaron, really still allowing the use of an unlicensed likeness of Aaron to be used to play harassing messages by his audience?

Nick really must have some kind of syphilis eating his brainstem, the level of retardation is unbelievable.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Is Nick, who has a temporary HRO against himself by Aaron, really still allowing the use of an unlicensed likeness of Aaron to be used to play harassing messages by his audience?

Nick really must have some kind of syphilis eating his brainstem, the level of retardation is unbelievable.

Well, you see, the TRO doesn't specifically say anything about using AI likenesses of someone to say harassing/defamatory things... so to Nick it's a good idea.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Lolcows aren’t created by people. They develop independently and then are discovered. Just like pedo Melton with Aaron, Nick just doesn’t understand this. You can’t force it.

Nick feels like you can create cows because he’s too ignorant to understand how he went from a big YouTuber to lolcow status. He most likely thinks it’s all because Null put him in his stream, let people post about how he was a lolcow, and that’s all it takes.

 

[somevan712]

The face of being both cucked and sexually rejected by Aaron fucking Imholte.

Wow, I didn't know Sky-God could make someone that gross, pathetic, and retarded. I thought God would spare some people, but damn. Not Nick's ugly ass, I guess.

Why doesn't he just bathe?

He's like a dog, where he doesn't want to wash off the shit-scent he has. It started with Nick not wanting to bathe after getting fucked by Aaron, and it has continued since. Now he misses smelling like Aaron all the time. Very gross. Very gay. Very true and honest.

 

[Cringemaster Supreme]

I hate that I looked at Bob and Celeste over a year ago and thought they looked like swingers.

I clocked them as swingers way back when Kayla mentioned Bob having two sexy Canadian women at his house and she "couldn't say why but it's so much fun." Everything about the way that was worded and suggested pointed to they were going there to fuck Bob, what else could it be? Then years later Bob and Celeste have dinner with the whole polycule without concern and offer to pay for it. Parents have intuition about their children, and surely there were interpersonal vibes of that group of people fucking each other. They didn't mind April staying at their place because keeping another sexual partner over is normal to them, they've probably let their sexual partners stay at their home for awhile themselves.

My theory on why Nick wanted to know about his parents sex life is because as a child he knew they were swingers and they didn't hide that from him. He knew they were fucking other people and he wanted to know if they still fucked each other. Did/do they love each other? Who knows. But if they're fucking each other then they atleast like each other, and according to Nick you don't have to love your marriage partner but you just have to like them, as he's said he LIKES Kayla and when a couple streams ago he was giving marriage advice to a viewer about telling his wife he still LIKES her to prevent her from divorcing him (divorces don't happen because spouses like each other and you can love someone without liking them).

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

and according to Nick you don't have to love your marriage partner but you just have to like them

Akshully I think he said you have to love AND like them, as if "like" isn't included in "love".

I mean sure there are marriages where they don't like each other, but if they don't like each other they certainly don't love each other...

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick feels like you can create people because he’s too ignorant to understand how he went from a big YouTuber to lolcow status. He most likely thinks it’s all because Null put him in his stream, let people post about how he was a lolcow, and that’s all it takes.

Nick thinks that if Aaron didn't talk to the Kino Casino, if Null censored the thread, all his friends like Sean and Kurt didn't shit talk him, and if the cops didn't raid him that he'd be totally fine right now doing cocaine with his wife, girlfriend, and daughter, still have a fanbase, etc.

That's why he's so mad, he thinks that everyone else ruined his life, but he doesn't understand that his behavior influences others' perception of him and affects his own life.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

He doesn't understand his behavior influences others' perception of him.

He's *incapable* of understanding that 1) his actions have consequences, and 2) those consequences are usually DESERVED.

 

[Unimaginative Username]

Balldo 14:88.

"And if a man who has partaken of your bed, your wife, and your cocaine does not then partake of your goo, let him be cut off from his people, and take up cause with even the defilers of children that you may pursue him unto the ends of the earth." -- Balldo 69:420

I'll never get over that clip. Believer or not, discussing Jesus cumming into a jar - WHAT? NOT OKAY! America doesn't have a lot to hold onto, as a people, but we do not believe Jesus came in jars.

Thanks, Nick. Not only are you uttering foul blasphemy, but you've reminded us of when "Johnny Football" was a celebrity and people were talking about the degenerate "grode jars" at Texas A&M.

 

[demicolon]

This service had people on-call or ready to go 24/7, because trains are fucking silly. Now would you be shocked to realize, that, at least in my area, the majority of drivers the company used were ex-felons / drug users?

When you operate a service and your employers have to be ready 24/7 immediately no matter what, ex-felons desperate for any job to pay the bills (and nobody wants to work with ex-felons for obvious reasons) and meth addicts who can (and are happy to) skip a night of sleep or two as long as you don't ask, don't test, don't tell are perfect for that, because that's a job that nobody sane would want to be employed in.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

still have a fanbase, etc.

I realize Nick has Swiss cheese brain, but his numbers had, minimally, plateaued even before the cokestream. Checking the archives, there's not enough data to make definitive statements from playboard, but here's an archive from a month after the coke stream

https://web.archive.org/web/20240623060515/https://playboard.co/en/channel/UCbkjX3E0IhuUfPzL0FjSPaw

But they do have a few weeks before archived on his youtube page:
https://web.archive.org/web/20240511073536/https://www.youtube.com/@RekietaLaw (May 11, 2024):


But what about earlier that year?

Oh. 453k in April.

And where's he at now?

From nearly 451k+ around the cokestream, to 415k (and falling) in just over a year.
(Edit: and yes I know if you pay for playboard, you can get historic data. I don't care to spend a single cent on Nick.)