Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[JustStopDude]

Far be it from me to give a fuck about some utter retard who willingly went into a meat grinder, but he hasn't actually been killed. As the community note points out, his wife says he's still alive, and there's no source to the contrary other than a single article with no proof (and which has now been corrected).

Whether the moron is dead or not, Pat's hot take is hilarious considering he is a deadbeat dad.

 

[YouTube Autist]

No, sinner. I was not conceived in wickedness. You were. Enjoy perdition.

 

[Something Awful]

Maybe someone clued Rick in that just writing "your life ended here" is incoherent and only makes him sound like a crazy person. He's now trying out different variations of the same sentiment. Will he succeed in finding a way to phrase it that doesn't make him sound insane? No.





(He's talking about his good friend Paul Weimer aka Princejvstin, suspected to be a pedophile due to his propensity for taking questionable photos of children that are not his)

 

[Fake News Anchor]

"Awwww, Leslie. Did you block again after this free exchange of facts went badly for you, AGAIN?"

What is it with dimwits who have block lists longer than a phone book trying to sassily dunk on others for blocking?

I like how Rick was seething so hard about getting blocked that he immediately had to find some other woman to harass.

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Dumb cunt, respect the "craftsmanship" of repairing a gear with some screws.

(It's a troon, but Rick does consider them women... for him to poop on.)

Video for craftsmanship respecters:

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As a metal enjoyer (übermensch), I have to speak out - the use of Aluminum for replacing a steel geartooth is the most retarded thing ever. If Patrick actually cosigns this abomination I can honestly say I'm no longer having fun with this fucking shit.

Fatty:
I curse ye.
The proletariat is coming to beat you to death with our wrench extension pipes and grind your eyes out with our deburring tools.

 

[Summer of George]

Tard wranglers do not exist, stalker. Enjoy institution.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

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Tard wranglers do not exist, stalker. Enjoy institution.

>Special Agents hunting us down
Bro I can't wait for MI6 to fucking assassinate me for calling a fat guy fat.

 

[FinnSven]

>Special Agents hunting us down
Bro I can't wait for MI6 to fucking assassinate me for calling a fat guy fat.

Yes, I am sure Jackson Lamb will put it at the top of his list.

 

[The Reddest Red 0ne]

Fatrick knows how to deal with trollz

 

[Something Awful]

Fatrick knows how to deal with trollz

That's correct, child. And yes, he will be writing a book about it. Provisional title "Mission Accomplished".

 

[Pim Fortuyn]

I wish fatrick would write more books. It's fun making fun of them, and sometimes I recommend them to people who wanna start writing, as in, if this absolute horse shit got published, everyone who wants can just try, chances are it won't be as shit as the one with the firstname lastname main character.

 

[Rekeita's Kidneys]

That's correct, child. And yes, he will be writing a book about it. Provisional title "Mission Accomplished".

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He'd never do that, since his whole existence revolves around engaging with the stalkerkinder.

Most we can hope for is a book with him saying "child" and all that shit for 6 gorillion pages

 

[Dropa5pack]

I wish fatrick would write more books. It's fun making fun of them, and sometimes I recommend them to people who wanna start writing, as in, if this absolute horse shit got published, everyone who wants can just try, chances are it won't be as shit as the one with the firstname lastname main character.

Rick at his core is a corny midwestern hayseed, and it comes through in his abysmal writing.

 

[Judge Holden]

Still why you life is already over. Still why you can only look for now to prison.

"Hello? Milwaukee police department? I would like to report a rape in progress. There is a very fat and very gay man with threateningly large breasts anally raping the english language right in front of me..."

"....yes that is correct. He is raping the english language. He is holding it down and rutting in to it like some kind of hentai pig orc. Could you dispatch a squadcar or at the very least the county hog catcher because I can't keep watching this."

"...I....I mean no I am not wearing pants but I don't see how that is relev...well I guess I could play with it if you want me to..."

 

[Pim Fortuyn]

Rick at his core is a corny midwestern hayseed, and it comes through in his abysmal writing.

I'm a skinhead in eurofagistan, i have no idea what that means. All I know is I meet plenty of ordinary people with more impressive stories and story telling skills than half of all published authors. Especially more impressive that fatrick.

 

[The Reddest Red 0ne]

I wish fatrick would write more books.

He gets no real thrill out of writing/creating in general or otherwise being productive. Like many tards he gets his kicks from internet slap-fights. He won’t STFU about being “bullied” online but he just cannot acknowledge how much he needs to engage in this behavior. He’s addicted to it.

 

[YouTube Autist]

Still why you can only look for now to prison.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

He gets no real thrill out of writing/creating in general or otherwise being productive. Like many tards he gets his kicks from internet slap-fights. He won’t STFU about being “bullied” online but he just cannot acknowledge how much he needs to engage in this behavior. He’s addicted to it.

I think in the parallel universe where Patrick never got online, he would still be writing books. (Come to think of it, if I never discovered internet weirdos, I'd probably be accomplishing more with my life myself.)

 

[Judge Holden]

CATAGORY FAT-TITS OINKOUT IN PROGRESS


Also uh....I don't like where this is headed niggas...

They are incontrovertible that you are a pedophile, stalker. Healthy people don't sexualize normal pictures of kids in a bathtub. But you do, because you want to fuck them.

"OFFICER PLEASE SEND THE FUCKIN HAWG CATCHER ALREADY!"

 

[Useful_Mistake]

That's correct, child. And yes, he will be writing a book about it. Provisional title "Mission Accomplished".

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I suppose it was his goal to start fighting with the nigeress then? After all, his tactics are "proven effective", and wouldn't make a mistake.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

That's correct, child. And yes, he will be writing a book about it. Provisional title "Mission Accomplished".

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Patrick could write an entertaining book, detailing the exploits of his main character, Taprick S. Pomlinson, an award winning novelist who unwittingly stumbles onto a globe spanning cult, with chapters in America, Canada, and Sweden. The cult has its reach at the highest and lowest echelons of power and society, from federal judges to mafia hitmen. It's all hidden in plain sight, where as part of their rituals, these stalker cultists openly confess their crimes on the internet but everyone is too blind to see. It's up to our unwilling hero, Taprick, who breaks the mold of what we consider to be fiction writers by being a real badass. He shoots guns, drives muscle cars and motorcycles, but he's also surprisingly cultured- he cooks, he has a deep love of the written word, even going so far as to have a passage tattooed on him in an esoteric fictional language. He's attracted the attention of this cult, and they set out to destroy him, but he's just going to roll up his sleeves and clean house. He'll feed them their own teeth with a spoon, right before incapacitating and holding them immobile. They won't get to enjoy their unearned privilege and power for much longer, but... they will enjoy prison.

But we all know that Patrick won't write a fucking word of it.

 

[Neveragain69]

Also uh....I don't like where this is headed niggas...

He's literally doing the Reddit tranny mod "That isn't CSAM, actually you're the pedophile for looking at a naked child and thinking it's sexual."

Bitch, WHY DOES HE HAVE THE PICTURE OF A CHILD IN A BATHTUB THEN?