Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Luecke]

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we had allready that discussion. Why would anyone sent swats to him when he is not streaming? There is litterly no fun in that
And his address is known for months now. It is not like it is something new

 

[Kanye "Jesus Christ" West]

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I'm not 100% sure on the terminology but wouldn't this be attempted swatting and not actual swatting?
Since they're just calling him to make sure everything is alright?
I doubt an actual swat team has ever knocked on his door, he's just farming more pity points.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

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At least he reminded me to check that website to see if its up to date with the other reports.
I checked it still only goes up to 6/29 we may have to wait for next month.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

I'm not 100% sure on the terminology but wouldn't this be attempted swatting and not actual swatting?
Since they're just calling him to make sure everything is alright?

Reminder that zero evidence has been presented that hes been swatted at all, OR police contacted. His entire source is "trust me bro". Hes even been asked in discord about it and said he won't provide police reports because that would dox him (wut)

 

[A T.V. Hating Mutant]

Hi Jason. Hope you're feeling miserable today, you emaciated rapist fuck.

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This shit pisses me off. There are real people who have died from swatting and this guy just continues to falsely claim he's been swatted multiple times. He will never show a receipt because "muh privacy", but if he's already been swatted what does it matter?! Such a shitty liar!

 

[Kebab Expert]

did he just MISGENDER his HECCIN VALID husband???

All of the times I've witnessed him refer to Shaye he says "she", to the point where I think she might've dropped the pooner LARP. No pronouns listed on her social media and no tweets about being trans since 2023. It seems like she never made any effort to "transition" beyond cutting her hair in the first place so that wouldn't be surprising.
Side note my theory is that at some point Shaye tried voice training and this is what made Jason realize he could stop speaking like a nasally fag if he practiced forcing a deep voice.

 

[canalCrab]

Screenshotting reply threads on twitch is asscancer.

Also, funny how those retards always paint everything in the most anti LGB (The T doesn't belong) way possible. As if itch WANTED to remove lgb games and used the payment processors cracking down on them as an excuse for it.

Anyone have a better way to grab reply chains on twitch?

 

[米津玄師]

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What the fuck is this nigger talking about? Like, legitimately, what the fuck is he talking about?
I realize I've been in this thread for long enough to kind of understand what Mald's modus operandi is. He's a compulsive liar, he can't handle not being worshipped or sympathized with 24/7, he's a tremendous narcissist, he NEEDS to respond to any kind of attention whether positive or negative...
But even though knowing that's the case, sometimes he just shits out something like this and the massive disconnect between actual reality and Mald's reality is just baffling. He needs a reality check but if becoming the laughingstock of the entire internet isn't enough to drill some sense into him, nothing will.

 

[Shekel Puff]

Because otherwise sending his hatemob after quintheo wouldn't be nearly as effective.

Sorry, I meant chat hoppers.

Chat hoppers, crazy Reddit people, SKG people... I'm thinking about compiling a list of all the "hatemob" groups he named.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

What the fuck is this nigger talking about? Like, legitimately, what the fuck is he talking about?
I realize I've been in this thread for long enough to kind of understand what Mald's modus operandi is. He's a compulsive liar, he can't handle not being worshipped or sympathized with 24/7, he's a tremendous narcissist, he NEEDS to respond to any kind of attention whether positive or negative...
But even though knowing that's the case, sometimes he just shits out something like this and the massive disconnect between actual reality and Mald's reality is just baffling. He needs a reality check but if becoming the laughingstock of the entire internet isn't enough to drill some sense into him, nothing will.

Wild thing is that he can't actually escalate beyond meekly saying stuff like this because shit would actually have to be examined and exposed for real (making it to actual news, for example) and his lies would fall apart. So all he'll end up is just cultivating more deranged and fervent cult members in his discord.

 

[Not Yet Implemented]

Also, funny how those retards always paint everything in the most anti LGB (The T doesn't belong) way possible. As if itch WANTED to remove lgb games and used the payment processors cracking down on them as an excuse for it.

Off topic, but this is a pretty common rhetorical tactic. Generally, "this policy has negatively impacted me, a raging homosexual, therefore you are homophobic." Don't get me wrong, censors should be roped, but I noticed that this is usually the form it hits papers in when they're talking about some policy. It's really annoying.

It might be a mutation of arguments about disparate impact, or simply LGBTs and other leftoid minorities not being able to resist making everything about themselves.

 

[WebFelching]

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Screenshotting reply threads on twitch is asscancer.

Also, funny how those retards always paint everything in the most anti LGB (The T doesn't belong) way possible. As if itch WANTED to remove lgb games and used the payment processors cracking down on them as an excuse for it.

Anyone have a better way to grab reply chains on twitch?

total degenerate gooner game death. Couldn't have happened soon enough!

 

[canalCrab]

total degenerate gooner game death. Couldn't have happened soon enough!

Shouldn't have happened at all. But there is some amount of joy to be derived of it.

 

[Yapping1337]

The current yapping about venture capitalism is hilarious. Mald is claiming you should never take money from a VC company because it's evil, instead you should set up a stream and defraud your customers over a decade by pretending you are releasing a product.

 

[Luecke]

why is he talking about this fuckin conversion. He is just trying to change the topic to some random bullshit which doesnt matter. All the people in his stream probably doesnt even understand it

Edit: Really wish a real swat would happen on stream. Just lying about is so unfun

 

[Hit Squad]

He also made a fuckhuge post for Context

These two screenshots that you kindly shared with us all.

Ronnie McNutt Gaming... really?

I mean at this point, who's trolling who? It's like trollception.

 

[Bâtard Consanguine]

Off topic, but this is a pretty common rhetorical tactic. Generally, "this policy has negatively impacted me, a raging homosexual, therefore you are homophobic." Don't get me wrong, censors should be roped, but I noticed that this is usually the form it hits papers in when they're talking about some policy. It's really annoying.

It might be a mutation of arguments about disparate impact, or simply LGBTs and other leftoid minorities not being able to resist making everything about themselves.

They always out themselves as the most depraved scum imaginable when they do as well. When Florida touted out the death penalty for child rapists, trannies cried that it was genocide.

Also, isn't Mald's advice to not label an adult game as adult a violation of the terms of service, and probably several criminal laws as well?

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

Can we ignore every profile with the 18+ emoji in it? They're disgusting porn-addicted basement dwellers, semen is on their mind, on their hands and in their ferrets. Thinking is secondary.

Hi Jason. Hope you're feeling miserable today, you emaciated rapist fuck.

Hey, Jason, mister Thor, mr. Ferretfucker Extraordinaire, how long until the lube arrives so you won't be raping the ferrets to death anymore and they can actually survive their trip to your anus?

Also, funny how those retards always paint everything in the most anti LGB (The T doesn't belong) way possible. As if itch WANTED to remove lgb games and used the payment processors cracking down on them as an excuse for it.

Off topic, but this is a pretty common rhetorical tactic. Generally, "this policy has negatively impacted me, a raging homosexual, therefore you are homophobic." Don't get me wrong, censors should be roped, but I noticed that this is usually the form it hits papers in when they're talking about some policy. It's really annoying.

It might be a mutation of arguments about disparate impact, or simply LGBTs and other leftoid minorities not being able to resist making everything about themselves.

"Those poor innocent credit card companies care about my sexual expression in bed, okay! Not those disgusting itch.io mongrels; they quiver at the mere mention of my bisexuality. Actual Nazi's they are, fascistic losers!"

 

[Spooky Dogwood]

EDIT: the idea that the ferret sanctuary is some huge money sink is laughable as well. Its a carpeted room with 35 dollars worth of cat toys get fucking real

But you see he needs to pay his employees. It didn't go to him, it just went to his own wife and 2nd property!

 

[Billy Bong]

Man, he really doesn't want the 2nd part of the old roommate video coming out! Now I can't wait to see it.