A very, very pediatric transitioner (as in, prepubescent according to his own report) goes on a long rant about how despite the fact that he passes 100% and is more feminine than most women in both figure and face, he still can't seem to hold down a boyfriend on account of a very particular appendage.
I committed a cardinal sin and gently prodded this cow for more milk, since they implied that they're a public figure.
He refused to post his face to prove that he was totally prettier than most women, but since puberty blockers make these people very stupid even compared to other trannies, he revealed some extra incriminating information about himself.
Here's what I gathered:
Is an actress and a model
Started his transition at 8 years old despite his parents being against it, is now 20
Didn't finish high school because he became a social media star
Is outside the U.S., is white
Has 4 siblings, none of them LGBT
Never had any kind of cosmetic surgery
Volunteers at disability centers
Is having a press interview today
That's probably enough information to pinpoint exactly who our esteemed famous tranny is. That's assuming this isn't just a schizo making up a perfect life for himself on reddit.
Renowned pooner pervert penciler Johannes T. Evans, infamous for her shockingly high output of TiF porn, has been having difficulty securing her steroids through her physicians in the United Kingdom. Of course, this means she's obligated to emotionally abuse any support staff for decisions beyond their scope. Lesson learned, Kiwis: a troon nor a poon must ever know the softer side of your heart lest they tear it out on a whim. Link | Archive
But this was just to whet one's appetite for a true sideshow to present to you - I hope you're ready for a wild ride, Kiwis.
Please welcome to the thread StinkyPrincess17, also known as Dae Andrea (FKA as Dave Hogan), a (former) substitute teacher and online tutor for K-12s hailing from Oroville, CA. Mr. Hogan came to my attention when he posted something very... intriguing to r/MTF. Link | Archive
I worked at a K-8 summer program in a deeply conservative area. The students in my class (7th and 8th grade) made rude and abusive comments about my transgender status regularly. One of the students in my class made an allegation that I entered the girl's student bathroom (a big no no). I did not do that. There is no proof that I did that, and there were cameras everywhere. Then in class, a student yelled out that I "follow little girls into the bathroom." I wanted to cry.
The next day, HR emails me saying that I'm fired. If I'm being honest, I think a rumor spread amongst the students and families that I'm some sort of bathroom pervert, and my employer is getting rid of me to make it disappear.
It was the most backwards, traumatizing, humiliating day of my career going through that. Having management telling me I'm accused of going into a student bathroom made me sick to my stomach. I was terrified to go back to work, thinking that a parent would try to hurt me. So now I've contacted an attorney to see if I have a case for employment discrimination.I feel like a piece of shit that failed to provide for her family, but at least my family has my back and supports my decision to pursue litigation.
Immediately, my tranny-derangement-Spidey-sense went off, and thus I did my deep dive. As it would turn out, Dipshit Dave over here is not quite as innocent as he likes to frame himself as (to the shock of nobody in this thread).
It's about tackling the homeless problem, both the mentally ill by getting them help (and perhaps institutionalized if necessary) and criminals by getting them arrested. Notably it mentions homeless sex offenders. So of course trannies are most impacted.
Has reading comprehension become a lost art in the US?
This is exactly like the situation where sodomites and transsexuals were upset by a bill in the South of the US, proclaiming pedophiles eligble for execution - saying it will affect them the most.
Sometimes I really wish there were more hidden Kiwis/anons/soyteens out there in the world. Let little pooner deal with a reply in kind. Happily, the odds of this one doing a flip are high! Being stupid and ugly is a real daring combination, Johannes.
To be fair, this is mostly just the diagnosis widening to encompass mildly spergy people who a couple decades ago would've just been considered eccentric nerds.
Though I guess you can argue that there's still a connection because by the same virtue, the trans umbrella has widened to embrace mildly autogynephilic men (who significantly overlap with high-functioning autistics) who a couple decades ago would've just lived their lives as dudes with a weird fetish, but are now being sold transition as a miracle cure.
It's funny, isn't it?
When these TIMs realise they need to get in touch with their 'feminine' side, it never starts with spending more time with the kids, cleaning the home or hours in the kitchen. Never one of those female stereotypes that seem to motivate true and honest women.
Once again, it starts with wearing women's panties.
You'd think it was all a coom-brained fetish, but the great and good keep telling us it's the latest civil rights issue.
TTD can't come soon enough.
Unlikely. I think there's enough objective facts about Brigitte Macron to dislike her for without resorting to rumors (groomed her husband when he was a teenager and in a drama class with her daughter being the most notable.)
I do think it's very funny and telling that they consider calling a woman trans to be a huge insult and lawsuit worthy.
Literacy in the US has been on the decline since 2020. The top percentile has remained stable, but the lower half is becoming steadily less literate by multiple different metrics. Troons and pooners are, to some extent, a symptom of a problem that began with social media and was exacerbated by the pandemic.
Clearly neither of you understand that this is life or death for Johannes! She could very wellperish without her PCOS-inducing steroids! You mean to tell me you can read these posts and not understand - nay, even feel - the sheer terror she must be experiencing? Typical cisgendoids, never shedding a tear for troon suffering... Link | Archive Link | Archive
(For those unaware of Johannes T. Evans as a figure, she makes for quite an amusing - if not always milky - cow to follow. Not enough to merit a thread, but damn if she can't whine herself up a storm from time to time. Plus her erotica is legitimately some of the nastiest shit I've seen a woman write, and I've been in the Fanfiction Horrors thread.)
For those who have no interest in following along with Johannes' antics, here's another post for you: a troon takes to Reddit to explain that all vaginas are valid - including the ones that aren't vaginas, but are crude mockeries crafted by the hands of arrogant surgeons that don't believe they could ever die! And as a very prolific poster in the SRS thread, I can attest that OP is straight up peddling lies at this point, but if it means more crossdressin' cowboys take themselves out of the genetic pasture, I can't rightly complain. Link | Archive
TERFs and those with whom they've thrown in their lot love to denigrate trans women's vaginas. They describe them in awful, insulting, grotesque ways. They'd throw a fit if people used the same belligerent tone to describe natal vaginas.
Putting aside the language they use, many of them are ignorant of modern-day surgical techniques.
A neovagina made of intestinal tissue self-lubricates and therefore also self-cleans. Vaginal dryness is never an issue. The tissue is stretchy and robust, with a very low risk of tearing. It used to have to transport food masses, after all.
True, dilation is required to maintain the introitus, maybe once a week at most long term, but sex can substitute for conventional dilation. That doesn't help people who are anti-sex, but most people are okay with having regular sex. Odor is not a problem. Some types of intestinal tissue take up to a year to adjust, but any offensive odor goes away in the end. The biome can be seeded with probiotic suppositories. I can't believe people still fearmonger about odor. Oh, right: they'll say anything to try to hurt trans women.
Depth is within the normal range of natal vagina depth during sexual arousal. There's no risk of a painful cervix poking. Width is sufficient for the majority of penises and toys after the initial dilation schedule. The texture is reportedly good.
Yes, it can't give birth. However, trans women don't have uteruses, and most trans women's pelvic shape would pose issues for natural childbirth. The neovagina is far down the list of limiting factors. (Additionally, if you're childfree, then who even cares? You can just go have lots of unprotected sex if that's your thing.)
A surgically constructed vagina isn't the same as a natal vagina. That doesn't mean it's inferior. It just means it's different. TERFs who try to dunk on trans women's genitals are pathetic, despicable, and wrong.
Magic troon science strikes again. Your poop chute will continue to act like a poop chute in ways you want it to (producing mucus, being more elastic than penis skin), but will magically stop smelling like intestine once it has time to realize it's a vagina now.
In Spain and Latin America there's a type of dish which is known by various names and made out of cow, pig, or lamb intestines. It's notorious for smelling exactly like you would expect, even when cleaned thoroughly and prepared for consumption.
A medfag could explain better, but from what I understand, your intestinal flora are established when you're a newborn and it's very difficult to colonize new fecal bacteria with probiotic supplements because they die almost immediately. You need to actually ingest someone else's shit in capsules (called a fecal transplant) to have a shot at changing your bacterial population. Lactobacilli suppositories aren't going to change the makeup of your intestinal flora to become vaginal flora, even if they somehow survive the bacterial Hunger Games.
This study is about penile skin flap vaginoplasty and not colon vaginoplasty, but I'm reminded of it every time the topic comes up. The gay troons had more fecal bacteria in their stinkditches because obviously they did. My favorite line is below:
Frequent episodes of malodorous discharge were reported by one in four women and malodour was even more frequently observed upon gynaecological examination
In other words, even the ones who didn't think they smelled bad did. These dudes going nose-blind to their own crotch stink within a year is far more plausible than the alternative.
Sometimes you can't even get that smell off your hands right away, after interacting with the intestine. I cut beef-trimmings for my dogs, and they typically include the lungs, trachea, larynx, etc. And sometimes the cow intestines. After cutting or cleaning those, it takes up to 20 minutes to properly scrub off the smell of the leftover mucus and fecal matter.
With that in mind, imagine how clothes and furniture in a troon's home smell.
someone asking mumsnet why Colin “Katy” Montgomerie is so cocky, devolves into a (tranny? idk the ‘butterfly’ is too on the nose) warning about KF NAHTZIS
Amazed this utter retard didn’t accuse everyone on KF of fucking dead kittens.
I watched a YouTube video the other day about this woman whose BBL got infected. She said all of her clean laundry came out of the dryer still smelling like her festering wound drainage. I imagine post-op troons must have a similar problem.
I love when people clutch their pearls over phonebooking, which is really just autistically digging around and doing some very surface level OSINT. (The fastest I've ever phonebooked someone probably took me about ten minutes; the real part that takes up all of the time is cross-checking and archiving before posting. Never phonebook without archiving first!)
Honestly, if I can find out where you live, who you live with and what you look like because you can't shut up on the same Reddit you use to goon to BBC femboy sissy hypno, you deserve it. Live by the oversharing sword, die by the oversharing sword.
Thread tax.
A troon-or-poon of the nonbinary variety speculates on how to slither in propaganda into the workplace in spite of new regulations against it. According to OP, the employer is the University of Kansas, so it's nice to know that higher education seems to be shaking off some of its LGB-Fleas. Link | Archive
My employer just banned gender pronouns or "gender ideology" from email signatures and "all other forms of communication." We have gotten no guidance as to what "all other forms of communication" entails, nor the specifics of gender ideology. I'm sure it's purposefully vague. At this point, our official policy page only states that pronouns must be removed from email signatures. Given this directive is going to cause harm to queer and trans people, there are many people discussing malicious compliance. Can y'all help brainstorm some ways someone (certainly not me, Mr. Chancellor!) might maliciously comply with this terrible directive?
Not from a troon, but I found it sad that people feel the need to ask things like this. r/CPTSD is usually a treasure trove of depression, but then there's stuff like this.
Why do you think you should have to be supportive of someone who you claim abused you? If you genuinely believe the things the troon did are evil why would you ever entertain the thought of publically celebrating them? What do you mean by "it feels wrong to not support them"? How fucked are these people?
Decided on a whim to look up an old pooner YouTuber from the 2016 era called kalvin garrah to see if she was still active, only to see the channel is wiped and her socials are abandoned. I found one interview she did like a year or so ago, and wow. Biology really does catch up with you.
For reference, she looked more like an androgynous butch type when she was making videos back in the day, and apparently got a lot of flack for being “truscum” and mocking other people she perceived to be fake trans:
From pretty decent looking lesbian to fat Walmart mom. Not even the T could save her from those genes
Not from a troon, but I found it sad that people feel the need to ask things like this. r/CPTSD is usually a treasure trove of depression, but then there's stuff like this.
View attachment 7691003
Why do you think you should have to be supportive of someone who you claim abused you? If you genuinely believe the things the troon did are evil why would you ever entertain the thought of publically celebrating them? What do you mean by "it feels wrong to not support them"? How fucked are these people?
‘If they truly are trans, they may be about to go through some significant changes and realizations. If anything, you could keep and eye on them to see if there’s any reform or opportunity to reconnect”
This piece of shit molested and abused you as a child and now that they’ve decided it might be fun to slap on a wig and call themselves Susan, you should keep an eye on them and put yourself back into their orbit?
