Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Facom]

All over Quin for doxxing, but does not even address the Lizard Squad stuff, which would probably be more legally actionable.

Lizard Squad? I thought they were over and done with years ago. What's the lore here

 

[The Stranger]

It gets worse
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One of the screencaps of his DMs with Khronos had his username as "Big Stinker" too. This degenerate literally gets off on stinky dirty poo poo anal

 

[Aidan]

Mald giving attention to him is only making the drama more interesting

Dude, he grew up on 4chan and SomethingAwful. Quintheo isn't going to say anything that upsets him. Mald was born in this shit!

I'd like to remind you that despite Jason crying about muh harassment, he's been bragging about being cool and tough and that haters can't do anything to hurt him. He unironically bragged about being on 4chan and LiveLeak at a young age
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Same thing he did to try to vilify everyone who supports SKG.

this some palpatine drama

'the attempt on my life has left me a pussy and a faggot'

@loseyourself is among us

 

[Lambda]

So I hope any of you American farmers can somehow tell the government to shut it down. Even better if you can disprove his Swat bullshit

His streaming of the ferrets publicly requires a license which someone dug into and determined he does not have, nor does anyone associated with him. The high death rate on his ferrets and no public disclosure of pro-bono vet staff doing regular work on them, plus properly qualified staff handling them, lack of adequate cleaning, etc can all be reported as an animal welfare complaint.

Enough welfare complaints and the regulators are bound to start asking questions about wtf is going on. Most of those regulations are there specifically to protect animals from abusive retards like Jason.

 

[Maeis]

so instead of just admitting you were wrong about a very basic issue you do this.
I'm really happy i'm not insane.

 

[Johnny Silverhand]

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Really cool how he has never once provided any evidence whatsoever that this has ever happened the last few times he's claimed it. Genuinely pisses me off how this faggot tries to discredit entire communities by assigning them the "reputation" of being unhinged and liable for these things, even though he's making them the fuck up, so that it creates a different consensus of them to new comers to all this drama.

Quintheo might be milking this for all it's worth as a commentary channel (and why wouldn't he...it's what they do), but to assign his community that perception is bullshit even if something like that did happen through the actions of just one person, which it quite obviously didn't because if Jason Ferret Rapist Hall is talking about anything in which he is the victim, he is lying.

 

[fukkit]

He was talking about the 3500 sq ft ferret fucker shelter thing earlier on stream. Apparently plans are being signed off by the construction company.

There was a moment where he first said it was going to be like $300-500k depends on materials at first, and then he has since switched to saying it will cost $1m.

 

[Facom]

There was a moment where he first said it was going to be like $300-500k depends on materials at first, and then he has since switched to saying it will cost $1m.

My theory is he will do a hype train for it, or multiple, and maybe even some other sort of donation thing, and then totally rugpull it and use the money to cover his legal fees for the likely incoming bankruptcy

 

[Lambda]

My theory is he will do a hype train for it, or multiple, and maybe even some other sort of donation thing, and then totally rugpull it and use the money to cover his legal fees for the likely incoming bankruptcy

He sure did expect that fishbowl to stay big. Got more staff which he claims to pay, building a ferret rape compound, donating money to charity. Now he gets a few million shorts views a week which is like $250 and can't hold 4k viewers on stream with no major sponsors. Guy's straight burning cash now.

 

[Well Intentioned]

i desperately want to know if his mother was actually awful or if he is exaggerating this, he is so dishonest about almost everything in his life

I'm guessing she committed the worst crimes you can do with Maldy Stinktree: tell him no and/or disagree with him.

 

[Glowie]

He was talking about the 3500 sq ft ferret fucker shelter thing earlier on stream. Apparently plans are being signed off by the construction company.

Size reference

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Very approximate cost
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This will only end in tears, I am calling it.

 

[Well Intentioned]

This is the literal plot of an episode of American Dad. This whole bit about a catholic school making you use your right hand is a fucking American Dad episode.

Schools forcing kids to use their right hands was a thing, and what American Dad likely took inspiration from.

My guess is he had a relative (or maybe even his father, I'm not sure when this practice went away) and decided to attach the story to himself.

 

[DubyaD4D]

All of the times I've witnessed him refer to Shaye he says "she", to the point where I think she might've dropped the pooner LARP. No pronouns listed on her social media and no tweets about being trans since 2023. It seems like she never made any effort to "transition" beyond cutting her hair in the first place so that wouldn't be surprising.
Side note my theory is that at some point Shaye tried voice training and this is what made Jason realize he could stop speaking like a nasally fag if he practiced forcing a deep voice.

Unless I missed something, one thing I don't get is why Jason seemingly hasn't gotten any flak for consistently 'misgendering' his live-in boygirlfriend employee?
Nevermind, found a clip after looking through stream transcripts:

(Timestamped YouTube link)
Mystery solved. I guess?
Still, whilst I am not well-versed in current Internet socio-cultural dynamics, I thought that even a perceived slight of one's 'gender identity' is enough to deem one excommunicado pronto.
His audience is trained to not care, but how come no transvestite started to bitch and moan about this once the Internet collectively agreed Jason is Public Enemy #1 and all sights were set on him?
I suppose nobody cares or barely any people know that Shaye is supposed to be a 'boy'.

 

[itogi]

Internet VS slop

 

[BigPeanut]

Unless I missed something, one thing I don't get is why Jason seemingly hasn't gotten any flak for consistently 'misgendering' his live-in boygirlfriend employee?
Nevermind, found a clip after looking through stream transcripts:
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(Timestamped YouTube link)
Mystery solved. I guess?
Still, whilst I am not well-versed in current Internet socio-cultural dynamics, I thought that even a perceived slight of one's 'gender identity' is enough to deem excommunicado pronto.
His audience is trained to not care, but how come no transvestite started to bitch and moan about this once the Internet collective agreed Jason is Public Enemy #1 and all sights were set on him?
I guess nobody cares or barely any people know that Shaye is supposed to be a 'boy'.

Even trannies don't care about or respect
Poonbros .

 

[ohgodwhydidilookup]

He sure did expect that fishbowl to stay big. Got more staff which he claims to pay, building a ferret rape compound, donating money to charity. Now he gets a few million shorts views a week which is like $250 and can't hold 4k viewers on stream with no major sponsors. Guy's straight burning cash now.

Amazing how I can remember that YT short where he said he won't live beyond his means and ms paint drew fishtanks all because you said fishbowl

 

[The ATF Disliked That]

Yea, he might get in trouble/fined if the conditions aren't sanitary enough, but its not an obvious hellhole torture compound, and even the relatively high casualty rate can probably be chalked up to "fucked up rescue pets plus ferrets dying if you look at them wrong". And if he did get in trouble, he'd just weaponize it as a new talking point anyway.

Usually before operating an facility inspection needs to be done for it. Did he do that? That's what we're trying to figure out. It doesn't seem as of right now one was done. It seems that he just has a huge ferret collection. It seems that there is also the issue of needing the entities, "Snail's House" and "PirateSoftware, Inc." be separately operating or unless when he restructured his business in 2024, was Snail's House deemed able to operate under that license. According to an email conversation I had previously with the WDA, they should be separate licenses and finance books.

There's a lot of digging that @tarzor has done, and I'm reading through trying to piece together with what is known.

The question on the Exhibitor license still seems to be up in the air based on how his rescue is defined under the definition of exhibitor, which would be answered once the question of how the business licensing for the rescue is answered.

Edit: Also, yeah, mald can do no wrong in his head.

 

[GarbanzoBeans]

Lizard Squad? I thought they were over and done with years ago. What's the lore here

@Relinquish a tid bit of random lore u may find funny

Thor completely made up a story, about Lizard Squad

he got called out and they doxed him for randomly lying and larping as a hacker

Quoted message has the lore, but tl;dr he tried to take credit for taking down the "leader" of LizardSquad, and surviving members/fans didn't like that, so they doxxed him.

 

[I mean I'm just saying]

Jason had a mushroom interview on stream today:

Just sharing in case anyone fungi-inclined feels like sniffing for bullshit.
GoFile link for the full 2025-07-25 stream in 360p (interview starts around 9:43), same folder has an archive of just the interview for convenience.

 

[Facom]

Looks like he used to call Shaye "he"