Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Panoramic Overton Window]

How can someone with such a slight profile and small frame be so doughy?

Two puberties and still no musculature to show for it.

 

[BigPeanut]

He ran out of mana.

How much mana does it take to cast rape on a ferret? He’s always so low and mana and that’s the only thing he does other then stream which is a zero mana ability.

 

[Raspberry Cake]

he grew up on 4chan and SomethingAwful

I know he said that, but I think he was mostly grown up (his attitude had definitely been solidified by then) by the time he allegedly set foot in either site. That, and also because he said that. He might even have regurgitated this from a third party!
Insane behavior, dude.

 

[I mean I'm just saying]

How much mana does it take to cast rape on a ferret? He’s always so low and mana and that’s the only thing he does other then stream which is a zero mana ability.

Not only is it free, he actually steals mana from the ferret in the process. The prophecy says after 1 million raped ferrets he'll have enough mana to become a lich.

 

[DumbDude43]

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swatted 300 times this months!
insane behavior, stalker child!
i have sent all your data to the police! enjoy prison!
t. jason hall thorlinson

 

[ModernRenaissanceManchild]

It's a very minor thing, but the heart emojis he puts in all of his stream titles annoy me. Feels like he is trying to portray his content as hecking wholesome or something, when in actuality the gnome/ferret enjoyer behind it is anything but.

 

[BigPeanut]

It's a very minor thing, but the heart emojis he puts in all of his stream titles annoy me. Feels like he is trying to portray his content as hecking wholesome or something, when in actuality the gnome/ferret enjoyer behind it is anything but.

Gnome in ass, cock in ferret, time to stream configuring Minecraft files for 19 hours while seething at the chuds.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

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Looks like he used to call Shaye "he"

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Jesus, i didn't think the pooner could look even more pathetic and disgusting.

Also, what's he trying to do, taking this pic and then sharing it with his discord? Nobody needed to see that. The thing he didn't need proof of he's showing but the swatting thing he can't?

 

[gaarashatan]

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is he blaming quintheo for swatting him? and wheres the proof?

and calling him out on what? homie has no ground to call anyone out givin his history. until i see some hard evidence i dont believe a word this dude says cause what i have seen is proof of him lying over and over. weird he streams so much yet we didnt see him swatted on stream

 

[BigPeanut]

is he blaming quintheo for swatting him? and wheres the proof?

and calling him out on what? homie has no ground to call anyone out givin his history. until i see some hard evidence i dont believe a word this dude says cause what i have seen is proof of him lying over and over. weird he streams so much yet we didnt see him swatted on stream

How the fuck could you ask for proof right now! He’s being murdered by the SKG community and there is a genocide in Palestine, do better!

 

[Fat At The Internet]

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>official photo
Deboonked.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

>official photo
Deboonked.
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He's lying even on this too?!

 

[Dollar Store Sentai]

Yeah I know that one, AFAIK it's mostly a different thing, but similarly I think there's no real transparency to it.
Come to think of it, I wonder if he's going to be more aggressive with ads as the money runs low.

Just thinking he buys gifts subs for his mods alts to dole out on hype trains.

 

[Bloodfeast Island Man]

I hate how pussies like Ferret Fucker get off on playing tattle tale. Every gay nigger thinks they're hot shit playing up the 'I'll report you for TOS violations!' garbage.

 

[Arnold Swollenmember]

He's lying even on this too?!

Nigga you can tell he's lying because these are words coming out of him

 

[Facom]

My favourite part about the WoW drama was mald bragging how he knows people at blizzard that will ban people messaging him, I bet every single person he worked with at blizzard absolutely hates this faggot
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God I fucking hate it when he ends his "takedowns" with "Yup". You're so badass, red team uber haxor

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I hate how pussies like Ferret Fucker get off on playing tattle tale. Every gay nigger thinks they're hot shit playing up the 'I'll report you for TOS violations!' garbage.

He's so brazen about it too. Really thinks getting some guy banned is an accomplishment. He's the perfect example of someone who should absolutely, under no circumstances, be given power over anything ever.

 

[idkmypassword]

My favourite part about the WoW drama was mald bragging how he knows people at blizzard that will ban people messaging him, I bet every single person he worked with at blizzard absolutely hates this faggot
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Meanwhile no one got banned.
Those "friends" must have filtered his emails into the trash bin.

 

[Spooky Dogwood]

It's a very minor thing, but the heart emojis he puts in all of his stream titles annoy me. Feels like he is trying to portray his content as hecking wholesome or something, when in actuality the gnome/ferret enjoyer behind it is anything but.

He should be publicly lashed every time he writes "HEYA!" at the start of a comment. He writes like a faggot and I hate him.

 

[Baldavius Dicktree]

It's a very minor thing, but the heart emojis he puts in all of his stream titles annoy me. Feels like he is trying to portray his content as hecking wholesome or something, when in actuality the gnome/ferret enjoyer behind it is anything but.

The 'hecking wholesome' trivialization of game dev is to get more amateurs into his community that worship his vast wealth of knowledge on the subject.