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- Sep 3, 2014
It's actually impressive how he found a scammer even beyond the average chiropractor here. The least scummy of them treat it as a mixture of massage, readjustment, and PT where they try to help by making it so you fix your posture and try to uncompress nerves. Like to the point they admit you fucked up if you visit them more than once or twice at most, since these are usually the ones who also have other accreditation but saw something in the method that can help in some cases.So first he was supposed to help him regain balance so he can walk, then he claimed the chiropractor was able to "clear the mucus from his lungs." Sounds like he fully believed in their bullshit until they had a couple of bad days at the office with a couple doctors leaving the practice and a single day where their equipment wasn't working properly.
Normal scummy ones recommend it every now and again like a masseuse might, and do weird gimmicks like those fork prong things that measure electricity or whatever, or literally try to internally decapitate you with a towel. Standard scam sort of thing, and the worse ones of the lot often do more damage due to those quick adjustments to get that loud cavitation crack.
This one told him that he could fix his stroke. Or at least that's what fatboy heard. I don't know if they were that fucking terrible, but it's possible given that this idea was founded by a dude who claimed his hands were magnetic and he cured someone of deafness by bonesetting.
Either way, fatboy just wanted to get the easy fix and was tired of waiting for Daddy God to do it for him, even though it's way too late to unfuck his body since he could not be arsed to do the PT.
Because Fat Jack likely heard of big pharma conspiracies, and someone likely fed him something about Cuomo letting the old people die, and just gargled this out.Even for fatty, that makes no sense. Why would hospitals want their patients, who pay money for treatment, to die?
It's no more coherent than that. I suspect his loser brother who eats so much meat he probably has colon cancer told him this pork pie of a retarded idea.