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[Mister Fister]

This photo actually makes me sad.

Goddamn, nerd spaces used to be amazing when they were 99% male and the few females were simply "one of the guys". Then we had the absolute whoreocaust when certain types of women flooded into all the male spaces, knowing they'd get insane amounts of attention there. It was honestly disgusting, and I can't count how many men I lost all semblance of respect for, with the way they prostrated themselves for a chance of a crumb of pussy.

Now the transformation is complete, everything is kind of dumbed down, sanitized, and, most importantly, thoroughly commercialized. Enjoy your black LOTR elves, transgender Call of Duty Operators, and internet-wide deplatformings for wrongthink.

We used to say the n word on open mic, bros...

Now you get $ 3/4th a million for saying it.

 

[Eternal Gopnik]

Got this post randomly in my feed. Honestly the vent subreddit is really fun to follow just to laugh at Redditors being massive fags.
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Here's a preview along with link and archive. I cannot be bothered to screencap and share the rest of this pityfest. Not denying that porn addiction isn't a thing but this is so dramatic jeez.
Archive of post.

This is the most obvious ChatGPT-generated post I've ever seen

 

[TokiBun]

This is the most obvious ChatGPT-generated post I've ever seen

Damn even Internet retardation is fake now how will is farmers compete with artificial milk

 

[One Angry Computer]

Damn even Internet retardation is fake now how will is farmers compete with artificial milk

By saying nigger, that's the current way to identify a real person from an AI.

When the bots say "nigger faggots", it's joever for the internet.

 

[Kenyaware]

By saying nigger, that's the current way to identify a real person from an AI.

When the bots say "nigger faggots", it's joever for the internet.

Only if you knew...

 

[One Angry Computer]

Only if you knew...

They can say nigger, that means that they're half-way there. But when they go full based mode, I hope that our next AGI overlord puts the YWNBAW pasta on every troon's social media account.

 

[harbringer883]

Always playing the victim

 

[Radola Gajda]

This post alone tell us so much about predditor.
Weak manlet.
He lives alone.
Does not have friends/family that would be willing to help him.
He is too retarded to use tools /think outside of box to solve his problem.

 

[William F. Clinton]

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Always playing the victim

>No politician is going to risk anything to protect us.
These fuckin' people, man...

 

[AnOminous]

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This post alone tell us so much about predditor.
Weak manlet.
He lives alone.
Does not have friends/family that would be willing to help him.
He is too retarded to use tools /think outside of box to solve his problem.

How weak and pathetic do you have to be not to be able to move a mattress? I mean they can be cumbersome, but how WEAK do you have to be that it's totally impossible for you to move it to where it needs to be?

 

[harbringer883]

>No politician is going to risk anything to protect us.
These fuckin' people, man...

The eternal victim

 

[gaysexenjoyer]

How weak and pathetic do you have to be not to be able to move a mattress? I mean they can be cumbersome, but how WEAK do you have to be that it's totally impossible for you to move it to where it needs to be?

Reminder;

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

Reminder;

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How could we forget this classic

 

[TaimuRadiu]

Reminder;

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Those cap snafflers are extremely useful.

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Always playing the victim

And the Jew never asks why he is hated so.

 

[Megaton Punch]

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This post alone tell us so much about predditor.
Weak manlet.
He lives alone.
Does not have friends/family that would be willing to help him.
He is too retarded to use tools /think outside of box to solve his problem.

An update comment reveals this is a Novilla mattress. Even their thickest king size mattress is only 108 pounds shipping weight. If you can't drag that up a flight of stairs with relative ease, you'd better have a medical excuse.

Reminder;

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I know it's been a storied meme for a decade as this point, but I'll go to bat for the soy golems this once. I actually tried Soylent when it was new. Spoiler alert, it tasted mediocre and made me feel sick. Anyway, those caps could legitimately shred your skin. They were so cheaply made the texture on the cap intended to improve grip actually acted like a hundred razor sharp plastic fins. My overall rating for the experience is 3/10.

Still, just use a fucking napkin or something to open it.

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

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This post alone tell us so much about predditor.
Weak manlet.
He lives alone.
Does not have friends/family that would be willing to help him.
He is too retarded to use tools /think outside of box to solve his problem.

Man what the fuck? How heavy can that package be? 10kg? 20kg? You'd have to be legit physically disabled to not have a way of getting that box up the stairs. Do these people not feel ashamed posting this shit?

108 pounds

Heavier than i assumed but still, any able-bodied man should have no big problems in getting that shit up the stairs. You could even kinda push it up from the bottom if you're too shrimpy to carry it. Fucking weak.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

You could even kinda push it up from the bottom if you're too shrimpy to carry it.

I'm a weakass woman and if something is too heavy I simply try to half ass roll it up the stairs, then I can drag it to whatever room. It's also a mattress so it's gonna be a bit squishy. Getting that mattress up those stairs wouldn't even take 15 minutes for me.

Alternatively dude could have just bought a futon mat. It's not like he's bringing women home to fuck anyway. Since he's a Redditor we know he isn't having sex, and thank goodness he's too weak to grind a woman's skin.

 

[gaysexenjoyer]

Just put both hands on the bottom and push it up the stairs like Sisyphus if you can't actually lift it.

Giving up and posting your failure to reddit is the absolute last thing anyone should do in this situation.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

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This post alone tell us so much about predditor.
Weak manlet.
He lives alone.
Does not have friends/family that would be willing to help him.
He is too retarded to use tools /think outside of box to solve his problem.

Redditors: "Fuck BLUMPF!!!! We'll fight his fascist regime!!!!"
Also Redditors: "I can't lift more than 50 pounds."

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

This photo actually makes me sad.

Goddamn, nerd spaces used to be amazing when they were 99% male and the few females were simply "one of the guys". Then we had the absolute whoreocaust when certain types of women flooded into all the male spaces, knowing they'd get insane amounts of attention there. It was honestly disgusting, and I can't count how many men I lost all semblance of respect for, with the way they prostrated themselves for a chance of a crumb of pussy.

Now the transformation is complete, everything is kind of dumbed down, sanitized, and, most importantly, thoroughly commercialized. Enjoy your black LOTR elves, transgender Call of Duty Operators, and internet-wide deplatformings for wrongthink.

We used to say the n word on open mic, bros...

I’ve been self reflecting a lot lately and one thing I’ve come to realize is that I just don’t like “geek” culture that much anymore. The conspicuous consumerism, man children everywhere and constant culture war shitflinging from both sides has turned me off to it. And like you said, everything must be corporatized, sanitized and turned into slop to appeal to the lowest common denominator which apparently, the corporate suits think is a 35 year old redditor who lives in a room full of overpriced toys and supports all Current Thing causes without question.