Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Sneed Force One]

Malding Fagtree's favourite song as he once again visits the local pet store for another ferret to rape.

 

[whalebiologist]

Ferretfucker.

 

[4090 Chad]

He’s a furry and a “2nd generation” Blizzard employee. Being a rapist/sexpest should have been assumed from the start.

 

[WeWuzFinns]

There is no way that this is false because all sexual contact with malding faggot must be unwanted.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

For some reason the mental image of Jason arriving barefooted makes all of this far worse.

I just think of the hairy, gnarled hobbit feet from lord of the rings
Showing up at your door step with that rape face mald gives.



I think the main argument is how did this all start?
Was it just coming to hang out and Mald got more intense while talking about his job at Blizzard?
Or did they have an intent to meet n fuck then he wouldn't shut up about himself and they were put off as he dry humped them.
I could see either. But these people seem like real pussies so I am betting its the post dry coitus regret.
e: The face and foot combo is funny and terrifying at the same time.

 

[Draftiel]

I have reasons to believe these new allegations are faults.

1: They are not a Ferret.
2: They are not found dead.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Ferretfucker.

I don't disagree with your sentiment, but god damn your posts are low effort. Seriously at least write a full sentence next time. You've done this multiple times

I just think of the hairy, gnarled hobbit feet from lord of the rings
Showing up at your door step with that rape face mald gives.

Oh god....

Also mald APPARENTLY broke twitch API with last hype train, and made a "limited time" emote for it

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Oh god....

It all comes full circle.

 

[Helping Friendly Book]

Has he discussed it on Stream yet?

“I worked at Blizzard for seven years, so I think it was alright to rape that girl”
-Maldavius “The Ferretfucker” Figtree (probably)
All of this because he didn’t know when to keep his big fucking ego in check. Somebody please put a hit out on this man before he fucks another ferret.

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

meet n fuck

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

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nice edit.

 

[Glowie]

This guy can't get cancer fast enough.

Progressive liver cancer, cancer spreads to other organs and causes well deserved pain.

 

[whalebiologist]

I don't disagree with your sentiment, but god damn your posts are low effort. Seriously at least write a full sentence next time. You've done this multiple times

Mald is a balding furfaggot ferret dachau fake sanctuary running FERRET. FUCKER. Gaslighting narcissist nepo baby grooming pseudointelligent edgy retarded lying piece of shit. He managed to become one of the most hated people in Second fucking Life. Transferred his mommy issues onto his abandonware shitty walking simulator spaghetti code undertale clone. Sucks off his father to no end. Literal my dad works at nintendo personality. His community consists 90% of yt shorts retards that are too braindead to quit even after all this shit resurfaced. And the rest are his minimum wage paid mods and retarded fanatical fans like lyricwulf whom he literally drained of his already very low income, done disgusting mental illness tier furry ERP with, met up and fucked that chink in the ass, only to later ditch him and stay with his pooner wife whom he also psychologically abuses.
The man is a giant piece of shit and he is eerily similar to a ton of abusive egotistical braindead coworkers of mine. Also he is a

FERRET.
FUCKER.

 

[I Just Can't Do It :(]

"I worked at blizzard for 7 years" *PROCEEDS TO RAPE*

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Honestly the fact he said this rape face was his picture feels like a sly admission. Like its not saying "I'm a rapist" but it implies it so much, but not enough to hold him liable.

he loves that kinda weasel shit

The last thing you see before he unsuccesfuly atempts to achieve penetration

 

[Dicky Kicky]

I would normally never believe any sexual allegations that come out when someone is already in the news for something. In this case I hate the guy though, so I bet it happened.

I think having convos documented from the time of the incident before he was huge, and from 2024 when he had made it big but wasn’t actively being dragged through the mud gives it extra validity.

 

[Outland Cow]

Lemme just post the images of Discord conversations from Lyric's thread, since they don't seem to have been archived here yet.
-snip-

I don't know if I just have a low tolerance for this sort of thing but the way he responds makes my stomach churn. It's easy to get desensitized to shocking things online, but this specific kind of behavior for whatever reason invokes a primal response I can't properly describe with words. Not all narcissists are evil, but it's my personal belief that most of them are.

 

[WebFelching]

Guys please be respectful of Jason's fursona....
He was not barefoot, rather he had his paws out

 

[suckfest]

Thor's a giant faggot but this just smells of bullshit to me. Another thing on the usual sloptuber checklist. Expect pedophilia accusations that go nowhere to follow after this.

I also have my doubts about the authenticity; innocent until proven guilty etc. however, Thors messages vs the accuser’s have a very different writing style, indicating that a single entity was not involved (assuming these are faked). Additionally (using his messages from his discord server as reference), the writing style from these messages vs Thors writing style line up.

 

[babadook]

*licks paws* *nuzzles fur* *dryhumps* x3

 

[Retardo Da Lynchi]

That is from me logging in after years and seeing that he is part of public groups. From that you can just join the group, check the group list by search. If they are in the group, it will show the last date they logged in.
Fuck it, his OP didn't have screenshots of his gay-as-fuck profile in SecondLife, so here are screenshots of his profile as of 07/25/2025

Opening page of profile
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Feed tab, this shows SecondLife's weird net profile things where it tracks name-changes. Here's all of Mald's
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Here are all of his Picks (Individual text pages on the main profile with direct teleports to where they were made) in order from top to bottom
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Faggy humor, no landmark. Place is likely long gone.

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The landmark is "The Cock Gardens, Mordheim (201,24,22)". I do not know what this place is and I am in no rush to find out.


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Talked about this earlier, the landmark leads to some sim named Static.


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Another pick with the Static Sim's landmark attached.

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His Real Life tab.

His "Classifieds" tabs are empty (He isn't offering any jobs or land) and the "Notes" section is a place for the person viewing the profile to take notes like a blank place to type and save.

Static was his sim. It was created around 2016-2017 not long after he ran Free Souls Haven (The SL Undertale Community) into the ground. I think it's gone and has been gone for a couple years now, but still exists on SL's map.
Unless it's completely private. Haven't tried going there recently to see if it still exists but the last time I checked it was on the map and told me it didn't exist when I tried to teleport there.

I dug around and found an old chat log of him arguing with someone that was shared around in a notecard back in 2016, and mentions of him just banning people left and right from the Undertale SIM over petty shit.