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Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.
And that's an ineffective assistance of counsel defense. He has zero chance of success at that. It is an entirely valid counter-argument that Nick is a lawyer himself, albeit an abjectly shitty one, and was certainly involved in the decision-making process.
The obvious reason for not challenging probable cause was there was no challenge available. While it should have been done simply because that was the only time to raise the issue, it would have been futile to do so and it was a strategic decision to choose not to do so.
They clearly chose the Franks option because while a probable cause challenge solely looks within the four corners of the document the warrant was based on, a Franks challenge allows extraneous evidence such as police misconduct or other challenges to the factual basis behind the warrant.
Balldo failed to raise even the threshold issue that gets you a hearing on such a challenge, because it was complete and utter bullshit, moronic to any practicing lawyer or even mildly intelligent layperson. "Muh waddermerks" fuck off Balldo.
In short, no IAC defense for Nick. IAC does not merely require ineffective defense, but that the ineffective defense led to a worse outcome for the client. A probable cause challenge was completely doomed from the start.
It's Hazelden. It's pretty much the rehab for celebrities. The Betty Ford rehab is a Hazelden. So it would definitely fit in with Nick's gay "buy the most expensive possible thing" if he ever decided he doesn't want to die and gets into recovery.
I've been recommending Hazelden for Nick for over a year. It's in his backyard (ok, just a couple of hours to the main place, but there are satellites nearer). But point is, family could easily visit Center City. And if Nick has insurance, which he does, it would absolutely have been covered given his arrest. And Hazelden will even take state insurance, which in MN will also cover it in-patient. It would literally cost him nothing beyond his deductibles/OOPs.
But he doesn't need it. And his kids absolutely would not survive without him being useless at home, all day, everyday.
It's very funny and weird for Nick to imply he just sabotaged the power grid to get back at a former gay lover that has an HRO against him right before a hearing related to his crimes.
It's very funny and weird for Nick to imply he just sabotaged the power grid to get back at a former gay lover that has an HRO against him right before his criminal trial.
Why would pedomelt even know this? Do these creepy faggot stalkers literally have Google Alerts or something for some bar vaguely associated with the person whose child they're sexually harassing?
"I'm suing you because I'm the most gigantic, weak fucking pussy who ever lived."
Who can possibly respect this sad excuse for a man ever again?
Why would pedomelt even know this? Do these creepy faggot stalkers literally have Google Alerts or something for some bar vaguely associated with the person whose child they're sexually harassing?
I'm sure most of the pedogang that met up for Aaron's sentencing/hearing and local tour of all the places where Aaron haunts and does business, were somehow local-ish, and probably those blights on society (local to central minnesota) have infiltrated the event or were watching like creepers in the area around Stoney's. How else could they get their unfunny podcasting pedofile e-daddy to notice them? (He doesn't even have to read their pedo-tips, he is so lazy he has a computer read them.)
Imagine being such an alcoholic and a drug fiend that you decide to do a hail mary against a sweet plea deal just because it forces you to not put toxins in your body to get high (which you are still accomplishing with galaxy gas anyway).
At this point, it would be more logical and respectable of him to just sell all his shit and run off to Mexico. You can be a drug fiend there wish no issues. Just ask Ethan Ralph.
Jackie was the more challenging one with that common name, but fortunately, like Haley, she spent a long time struggling to make it in the political griftosphere before PASP popped up seemingly out of nowhere with a cold open, and in Jackie's case that background consisted of frequent appearances on one podcast or another that provide more transcripts to search for key phrases. Although her current show kept it vague about how she's "from all over" up north, her older shows blabbed plenty about how after a period of time bouncing around from Chattanooga to "up and down the East Coast" (which likely included a pit stop near some extended family in New Jersey), ultimately she was relieved to have returned to her close family where she is now, in an especially rainy part of North Carolina that would mean the west half of the state.
Cross-referencing those various locations with past addresses of the most likely "Jackie Lyons" variants in the 30 to 50 age range, it came together quickly that it could only be that certain Jaclyn Nicole Lyons (f/k/a Jaclyn Nicole Nemeth) born in July of 1987, who appears to have met her husband Drew Lyons (not that Travis guy posted earlier) while she attended Florida Gulf Coast University around the same time that he did, followed by years of wandering the country from job to job until they finally settled down in their jointly owned half-million-dollar McMansion at 4475 Cheyenne Ct, Winston-Salem, NC 27106 from 2022 through the present, which is confirmed by MLS photos perfectly matching her streaming studio that she was too stupid to hide with a curtain like Haley does:
Talks too fast to be from the deep South, and doesn't have a proper twang or drawl for the upper south proper (and definitely not arkansas). Maybe the southern portion of the midwest that borders the south like southern Ohio or southern IL (or Missouri).
To be more precise, she would be that certain Haley Elizabeth Kennington (f/k/a Haley Elizabeth Hornbuckle) born in May of 1981, who, in contrast to Jackie's extensive travels, appears to have always stayed in the greater Winston-Salem/Greensboro region where she and Jackie likely first met, and she ultimately settled down with her husband John C. Kennington in some lovely faux-Cape-Cod slop at 2102 Flay Cecil Rd, Thomasville, NC 27360 from 2020 through the present:
The complete list of outlets and her output for each are an absolutely hilarious read in hindsight knowing that a-logging a washed-up shock jock four states away for table scraps from Pedotips™ has become her bread and butter:
She may want to brush up on those "research" skills if her e-daddy MAPton just slid under the radar for months, or alternatively she was only pretending to care about that sort of thing in the first place...
Why would pedomelt even know this? Do these creepy faggot stalkers literally have Google Alerts or something for some bar vaguely associated with the person whose child they're sexually harassing?
The funniest thing that can come out of it, is pedolton not being allowed to menrion Aaron, his entire stick is shitting on him, without him he have nothing, I'd like to see if Nick would pay him off, or get snaked.
Context: Kurt had an interview with The Glarer. Kurt is cracking a joke for Pete's sake in regards to men not seeking medical intervention when break your wrist or foot. Granted it's not a good joke, but come on.
There is one more segment to add. Wherein Nick calls Kurt an addict and should seek therapy. Nick's really harping on therapy so much so that I cannot help but wonder if he had a session on Thursday July 24, 2025. Shitting on Kurt is pure projection on Nick's part.
"You sound like a drug addict dude. You should bring these thoughts to your therapist." - Nick Rekieta
Context: Kurt had an interview with The Glarer. Kurt is cracking a joke for Pete's sake in regards to men not seeking medical intervention when break your wrist or foot. Granted it's not a good joke, but come on.
There is one more segment to add. Wherein Nick calls Kurt an addict and should seek therapy. Nick's really harping on therapy so much so that I cannot help but wonder if he had a session on Thursday July 24, 2025. Shitting on Kurt is pure projection on Nick's part.
"You sound like a drug addict dude. You should bring these thoughts to your therapist." - Nick Rekieta
There is one more segment to add. Wherein Nick calls Kurt an addict and should seek therapy. Nick's really harping on therapy so much so that I cannot help but wonder if he had a session on Thursday July 24, 2025. Shitting on Kurt is pure projection on Nick's part.
"You sound like a drug addict dude. You should bring these thoughts to your therapist." - Nick Rekieta
