Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[UnFuNnYmEmE]

If you look at the estate agent listings for his property (Go to page 1 and take his current address), the interior is really really nice. There is probably shit up the fucking walls by now

Spoiler: this image contains cow shit

I saw the unedited version of this post in the Random Pics, Gifs and Vids thread, and it made me think of Moldavius and his hoard/horde of ferrets, so I made this in like 5 minutes.

 

[Nintoddler]

Looking back I see it as divine intervention that Mald released the Meet Your Maker EOS video right before the SKG drama blew up, so anyone who visited his channel after that would see it first. What a way to rub it in.

 

[Hit Squad]

Archive

Link to Clank YT

Three more AI Pirate vids on the Youtube page:
AI Pirate Software | my girlfriend is an AI Bowser
AI Pirate Software | I'm so attractive that I grope myself in public
AI Pirate Software | I love to masturbate
Preservetube is not being co-operative with these three.

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

(Maybe someone with a larger dataset could reproduce this with more data)

Spoiler: gnuplot flashbang

Source data attached (entries sorted by date). Format is Day/Month/Year;WordCount;Duration;WPS.

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

Hes definitely feeling it

Yes, and for the record, this is counting anything, so donations with TTS are going to increase the density.
So he's probably both speaking less, and getting less donations.

Ya da MVP

Spoiler: Flashbang Plot 2

Spoiler: Top 10 MIN w/s

,Date,WordCount,Duration,WPS
2024-05-17,336,481,0.698545
2025-02-24,883,930,0.949462
2025-06-27,859,881,0.975028
2025-05-19,2,2,1.0
2025-05-06,48016,42887,1.119593
2025-05-05,48291,42793,1.128479
2025-03-02,48942,42896,1.140946
2025-03-03,50202,42885,1.170619
2025-07-15,49554,42001,1.179829
2025-07-27,37646,31601,1.191291

Spoiler: Top 10 MAX w/s

,Date,WordCount,Duration,WPS
,2023-11-13,93910,27402,3.427122
2023-11-10,106128,31843,3.332852
2023-11-14,101932,30702,3.320044
2023-11-15,114674,34973,3.278929
2023-11-12,103724,31650,3.27722
2023-11-08,108039,33994,3.178179
2023-11-06,101117,31948,3.165049
2023-11-09,97545,31419,3.10465
2023-11-19,92302,29757,3.101858
2023-11-25,98079,31735,3.090562

In other words, it was the top 10 least word-dense stream from this dataset.

 

[GeorgeFloydFentanylStash]

Ross made a video to explain things for the developer side of SKG, assisted by 2 developers who have experience.

Jason is too much a faggot ass baby to learn from this video, but still.

Not only is he a faggot ass baby who has a rapey vibe, he will just talk shit on the video and say it’ll kill games anyway.

 

[Polentic]

1000 hours in Python.

 

[Hit Squad]

Just found this vid, voice sounds a bit AI to me. Very little inflection, but may just have a boring ass voice.

The youtube channel was created on 27 July 2025 (yesterday) and only has this video on it, so a literal burner account.

Archive



Dude has the audacity to bring Star citizen and Cloud Imperium games into the equation as well. Talk about sucking up to scam artists. Now he has his opinions and he can say what he likes in an open forum, but something smells fishy to me.

I've been seeing this more and more of late. Tiny youtube channels either 'playing devils advocate' and arguing on Jason's side or being sympathetic to him because they feel he's been bullied too harshly. They usually get lambasted in their comments sections, but still, there are more of them by the day.

If his fanboys can brigade videos, nothing stopping them from making their own positive-spin vids in turn.

Edit: It was simple to find too, simply searched 'pirate software' in youtube, tuned the filter to videos uploaded today and it popped up in the list.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

I think someone is already doing that. Mald has been sperging less and less. Looking at his discord off and on, I see one of the only content creators(edit: who covered Mald's skg drama) his goons speak highly of, even slightly, is JSH.

I suspect he's been coaching Mald ever since that DM exchange between the two. I can't stand that fucking guy at this point for defending him. Bleeding heart nonsense.

Mald? Take other peoples advice? The rape allegations are more believable than that!

 

[Nothing Is Written]

Thread has reached 1k.
The game is STILL not finished.
MAXIMUM ETERNAL SUFFERING CONTINUES

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PAGE 1K PASSED
ON HIS WAY TO PAGE 2K BITCH

But I missed the 1000 page milestone.

Also I apparently missed:

• Khronos' sock puppet account donating Bezosbux to Mald
• Mald's mailbox getting run over? Fucking lol
• More sex degen allegations
• His "first-day-of-the-month" mid-month patch for Shartbound
• Swatting shenanigans
• More code review
• ... and the death of two innocent ferrets (cause unknown)

Anything else?



Edit:
Oh yeah his Wikipedia page!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Heartbound_(video_game)

 

[A T.V. Hating Mutant]

Just found this vid, voice sounds a bit AI to me. Very little inflection, but may just have a boring ass voice.

The youtube channel was created on 27 July 2025 (yesterday) and only has this video on it, so a literal burner account.

Archive

View attachment 7701546

Dude has the audacity to bring Star citizen and Cloud Imperium games into the equation as well. Talk about sucking up to scam artists. Now he has his opinions and he can say what he likes in an open forum, but something smells fishy to me.

I've been seeing this more and more of late. Tiny youtube channels either 'playing devils advocate' and arguing on Jason's side or being sympathetic to him because they feel he's been bullied too harshly. They usually get lambasted in their comments sections, but still, there are more of them by the day.

If his fanboys can brigade videos, nothing stopping them from making their own positive-spin vids in turn.

"Cleared this up for you..", that's the kind of smug 'final word' type shit I'd expect a Mald cronie to say.

Mald? Take other peoples advice? The rape allegations are more believable than that!

Narcissists will take advice, they just have to already respect your opinion or value you enough to do so. Whether or not they admit they took that advice is a different story. With how many layers of kids gloves JSH was wearing with Mald, I think its a non-zero chance he's been coaching him.

Ultimately it doesn't make a difference for Mald what he does, he's crossed the Rubicon already. Now we wait for him to bleed dry.

Anything else?

Mald was seen on stream refusing to feed Shaye's cat, like an asshole. Animal lover behaviour.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Didn't really think about it but is mald jeet coded this whole time? Maybe he should've chosen jason vishnu hall as a name

 

[Nothing Is Written]

Mald was seen on stream refusing to feed Shaye's cat, like an asshole. Animal lover behaviour.

Yeah just caught up, what a fucking psychopath. JUST FEED THE CAT YOU FAGGOT.

Where is that esteemed kiwi who lurks in Mald's discord? I am dying to know what his fan base is saying about the latest allegations.

There's more than a few kiwis in the server. It's just the same old shit, nothing new.

Last thing the ferret sees before dying of anal adrenal disease
View attachment 7693445

Holy fuck there's a furry Tinder app

@Relinquish , there's no way the milk's ceasing any time soon

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Anything else?

He also was barefoot and tracking dirt around when he decided he was in a RAPEY mood.

If you didn't read the posts about the encounter, it was basically

-comes over barefoot
-brags about 7 years at blizzard, defcon, tracks dirt
-attempts to rape
-is told no multiple times
-he cums on their bed after jerking off on them
-says "You know you liked it"
-also demands the person drop them off at the store to buy shit

JUST FEED THE CAT YOU FAGGOT.

It should be stressed too, this is particularly a bad endictment for someone running a "ferret rescue". Like I know some kiwis would disagree, but I wouldn't necessarily wish the AVERAGE JOE to burn in hell for doing that even though its cruel and lazy, but if someone already isn't an animal person...I can understand why I guess? But if you are in the career of caring for animals, FUCKING ACT LIKE IT

 

[CyrusHowler]

Todd’s enemies just keep taking themselves out.

 

[Nothing Is Written]

>official photo
Deboonked.
View attachment 7692378

Could his (allegedly Blizzard) employee photo be used on other projects? Or am I missing something?

He also was barefoot and tracking dirt around when he decided he was in a RAPEY mood.

If you didn't read the posts about the encounter, it was basically

-comes over barefoot
-brags about 7 years at blizzard, defcon, tracks dirt
-attempts to rape
-is told no multiple times
-he cums on their bed after jerking off on them
-says "You know you liked it"
-also demands the person drop them off at the store to buy shit

I spent a good two minutes deciding whether to react as horrified or as informed. This guy, man. This fucking guy. Entertainment for weeks.

View attachment 7694251
It's already beginning.

The memes write themselves. It's poetry.

STOP HIDING JASON

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JASON!

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

-also demands the person drop them off at the store to buy shit

Then supposedly proceeds to do groceries and return home barefoot...

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

I wonder why Ross is posting this shit now that he won, shouldn't he prepare the for speeches for EU Parliament by now? Writing to someone else who would speak for his behalf?

Ross has nothing to do with the bill.
He is just volunteering as a third party to make people aware. He is not an EU Citizen.

Archive

Link to Clank YT

Three more AI Pirate vids on the Youtube page:
AI Pirate Software | my girlfriend is an AI Bowser
AI Pirate Software | I'm so attractive that I grope myself in public
AI Pirate Software | I love to masturbate
Preservetube is not being co-operative with these three.

Two insufferable know it all cunts.

 

[Nothing Is Written]

Ross has nothing to do with the bill.
He is just volunteering as a third party to make people aware. He is not an EU Citizen.


Two insufferable know it all cunts.

Did you know space has NO oxygen? On Earth, we HAVE IT! In abundance.

 

[The ATF Disliked That]

Two insufferable know it all cunts.

I don't think I've ever gotten an easy explanation from Neil deGrasse Tyson on how something in the universe works.

Edit: Added to not shit thread even more

From what I read I couldn’t find a gender. I assumed female.

Ever since 2015, I've been told there's #76Genders by some weird "lady(?)" on the internet. So on any of those weird apps/sites it's fucking roulette.