Piss towels, or something, idk

[smartypants302]

I wish you had said the pope here just so I could quote GTA: San Andreas.

My bad, I updated.

I was also able obtain a photo of the piss towel and RNTard in question

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

My bad, I updated.

"What his Holiness does in the woods with his towel ain't my Business man"

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

A piss towel is a woman.

Women hate piss towels.

Women also hate other women.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woman_Is_the_Nigger_of_the_World

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

anyway I didn't listen to him

Of course


Also.... you hung around someone as retarded as the dude in question, which makes you look even worse. Holy fuck

 

[PhoBingas]

I was tangentially involved with Occupy Ottawa, but all I can remember is a line of one song some punk kids made up that made me chuckle.

"Throwin' piss blankets on the communist tent!"

Piss towels or blankets are best thrown onto the tents of dirty commies.

 

[Metallic Blood]

JARATE!!!

 

[Atomic Ant]

get it through your head women are not just domestic servants to clean, piss shit, and trash off the floor your all grown men here show some actual maturity, it's seriously pathetic how men are completely unhygienic without a women there to baby them

Dude how in the world are you talking this way when you made the choice to go into the room that he said you werent welcome to go into, that is just crazy.

It seems like we have a win/win situation here, you dodged the piss towel guy which clearly was a dealbreaker for you (understandable), and he dodged the wanders into private spaces she was explicitly told not to enter girl, which would be a dealbreaker for literally anyone.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Despite all this you are so hung up on the existence of the piss towel, that you believe it justifies any and all behavior

No, she's angry because what she didn't tell us about the piss towel story was that it started with "We just got done having sex". That's why it was so disgusting.

How long does divorce last on average ? Because last time i checked with the mandatory separation is no more than 1 year that's 2 years max.

It depends on how long you've been married. If you were married for only a handful of years, and don't have assets or children, it's a relatively quickly process. If you've been married for a long time though and if you are wealthy, it can be an absolute SLOG. There's a lot of work that needs to be done before court actually starts and it can easily turn into an ongoing saga. Two years or more is not uncommon for couples living together for long periods of time. If you're really wealthy with complicated assets and ownerships though, I'd even say 3-5 years isn't uncommon if you include all the pre-court work.

Is it Asking a lot for a single dad to keep in the pants until everything is sorted ? Single mom get torn to pieces for daring to date while they have kids in their houses and are expected to spend sometimes decades alone and fuckless but the nigger over here to keep it in the pants for 2 years is too much???

It's not really uncommon for both spouses to have new partners by the time a divorce finalizes and dust settles. I don't really think single moms get torn to pieces for dating while having kids. It's not really something I've ever heard of. If courts did have that standard, I've never heard of it.

Two large US studies were produced by Professor Joan Meier and Sean Dickson. Their first, 2017 study found family courts only believed a mother’s claim of a child’s CSA in one of 51 cases when the accused father alleged parental alienation.

Good. Because I fully believe they were lying. Sounds like courts have started to wise up to what divorce lawyers were doing.

That's right the 15 year old has to share custody with her rapist. In Arkansas btw. Accusations for domestic abuse might cause woman to lose custody

I looked into it too. Blame the parents of the victim. It seems like from the rest of the court documents they were the ones who pushed for this sentencing. It looks like there was some sort of deal and agreement made between the family of the victim and the state to give him this light sentencing. I'm guessing to some degree this was statutory, which is itself another disgusting can of worms.

Just because some backwater hick shit happened doesn't mean what I said above is invalid.

 

[Chunky Salsa]

Dude how in the world are you talking this way when you made the choice to go into the room that he said you werent welcome to go into, that is just crazy.

You're trying to use logic here, that's not gonna fly. Here, let me show you how to do it.
@RNTard Get a grip love, you're being fucking hysterical.

I don't think anyone should judge women based off of RNtards insanity though, she is a nurse, which are the feral trogs of womankind.

 

[The Ugly One]

Moms who allege child abuse are much more likely to lose custody, study finds​

Two large US studies were produced by Professor Joan Meier and Sean Dickson. Their first, 2017 study found family courts only believed a mother’s claim of a child’s CSA in one of 51 cases when the accused father alleged parental alienation.

The second (2020) study found only 2% of a mother’s sexual abuse allegations were believed in court. The impact of PA was gender-specific, only female partners suffering from it. In non-abuse cases, ‘parental alienation’ had a more gender-neutral impact

Despite the horror stories we incel rape ape moids tell online in our hateful foid-free redpill zones, the vast majority of divorce court judges are fair. If you allege your ex was committing felonies, particularly child sex abuse, in nearly all states, this triggers an automatic investigation. "He said, she said" doesn't apply to CSA. If ony 1 in 50 are "believed," this simply means 49 out of 50 fall apart under scrutiny. In that light, it's not surprising at all that women who accuse their husbands of CSA in divorce court are more likely to lose their kids. 49 of 50 accusations aren't credible, and what kind of woman lies about her kids getting raped? An absolute psycho, that's who. Again, contrary to popular redpill moid woman-hater belief, divorce court judges hate people who play fuck-fuck games in the courtroom and lie. Want to get your shit pushed in? Lie in divorce court. Judges don't like crazy people, and they don't like liars. Not usually, but that's the general rule.

So yeah, if you're a woman, and you're divorcing your husband because he won't wash his piss towel or whatever, if you want to keep your kids, don't make up some vicious story about him molesting them. False CSA accusations are surprisingly easy to unravel, and it's not a cheat code to getting what you want unless your judge has pink hair and weighs 280 lbs.

 

[BulkForceFive]

Another thread turned to complete garbage by being a community feature.
I wish all the moids and foids that participated in the antisocial maladapted screeching a merry clubbed with a rock

the piss towel stuff is actually really funny if you imagine it as a Seinfeld episode

 

[Lian Xing]

THIS ISN'T NORMAL YOU DON'T USE A TOWEL TO WIPE PISS OFF YOUR DICK!!!!!

How would you know? Are you an expert in dick?

 

[Tibare]

I admire the stubbornness of piss-towel man. Faced with the constant piss spatter of peeing standing up, normal people choose:

1) pee sitting down
2) ignore it
3) clean toilet regularly, using paper towels on floor and discarding

 

[autistic dog]

the piss towel stuff is actually really funny if you imagine it as a Seinfeld episode

You can't FULLY clean with toilet paper Jerry!

 

[cybertoaster]

This entire shitstorm its pure karma: a vibe-coded app made by women to dox men was so poorly put together it leaked like a sieve and led to all the women there getting doxed, its like a lazy sitcom script but even the dumbest producer would reject it saying "come on who can be this stupid?"

Too bad that (AFAIK) the leaks didn't include actual user data like which women here doxed which men on the app, that would've led to tons of defamation lawsuits, fun times.

Media and culture to women:
You can have it all.
Go to college.
Get a semi-useful degree.
Go into debt to get it.
Get a paper-shuffling job at a giant corporation.
Finish your day of absorbing value with drinks with your friends.
Talk shit about men, they don’t have feelings.
Go home tipsy to your empty shoebox apartment and cruise the internet for strange cock.
Swipe right on the twenty hottest guys you see, one’s guaranteed to be bored and horny enough to plow you.
Get under that guy for a few minutes of distraction.

Wake up the next day, slightly hung over, to find the only thing left of him is some used prophylactics and the faint scent of Drakkar Noir.
Never see or hear from him again.
Suddenly feel a pang of regret that this is a holding pattern of arrested development you’ve been in for 10+ years.
Wander your apartment wishing you had someone to hold on to, if only for the feel of a man’s shirt against your cheek, the beating of his heart in your ear, and murmured reassurances that he will be here when you need him, no matter what.

Go back to your job.
Repeat the pattern.
Repeat.
Repeat.
Time unwinds.
Repeat.
Repeat.
Options dwindling, opportunities withering, window closing.
Feel scared.
Friends’ laughter gets slightly shriller each drinks night.
Their hair gets thinner, their skin drier, the bags beneath their eyes puffier.
Their slow decay is a mirror of your own, but you need to look into it because it’s your support mechanism, no matter how much you hate what it shows you.

Repeat.
Repeat.
More strangers’ cocks don’t fill the void within any more.
Your friends don’t quite cure the loneliness any more.
The tablets help. Zoloft, Ambien, Xanax. The doctor says they’re good for you.
Repeat.
Repeat.

Get a pet. Something fashionable, small and cute.
Your friends’ critiques of men get sharper, crueller, less insightful, more vicious.
Realize two days later that Thursday night’s strange cock was someone you’d fucked before and you didn’t even notice.
More pills help. More wine helps. Your pet doesn’t bond with you because you’re so disconnected that you can’t even secure unconditional love from something that depends on you.

Repeat. The ticking of the clock slows. Regrets multiply. Blot the doubt with pills and wine. Your periods are thinner, shorter. One or two a year don’t even happen, but you’re not pregnant.
It’s not too late! You can still have it all! There’s still time!

Your debt is still there, bloated with the cost of ‘nice’ clothes and shoes and therapist’s bills and your cabinet rattles with yellow-orange tubes, whose white caps reassure you that the right choices have been made.
But when you close it after your third dry-swallowed fistful of the morning, the face that looks back at you is no longer the the fresh and optimistic one beneath the tile as you walked from that graduation ceremony, parchment scroll in hand.

Put aside the doubt, the fear. This is fulfillment. Social media tells you so. The Mary Sue tells you so. Your girlfriends tell you so. Your minor in feminist studies told you so. Your peers tell you so. Society tells you so. And so you continue down this path, certain that true happiness is just around the corner.

This is how modern culture directs many, many women to live.

Most brutal takedown of feminism I've seen in a while, and there's not even a single slur.

not having a literal piss towel next to the toilet

LITERALLY CHOSE A PISS TOWEL OVER ME

You don't seem to understand what a huge self-own this piss towel saga has been, you even say the guy was a catch yet you autistically overreacted like that.

Here's a vision of your inevitable future:

The eternal HR parasite.

View attachment 7702937

https://x.com/BuryNaszBohater/status/1949524830216135107

The last thing you see before the fake rape accusations start.

How does a former West Pointer who works for SOCOM fail this hard at OPSEC?

The public sector its incredible incompetent, "good enough for government work" isn't a compliment.

It's a ripoff of the incel term "femoid." I'm not sure what's more pathetic, the fact that both these words exist or the fact that women can't even come up with their own slurs.

Even the worst misandrists need to be "like the boys".

 

[God of Nothing]

i can't believe one of you fucked a guy with a piss towel

 

[The Ugly One]

the piss towel stuff is actually really funny if you imagine it as a Seinfeld episode

INT. JERRY’S APARTMENT – DAY


Jerry is standing in the kitchen, sipping coffee. Elaine is pacing, visibly distressed. George lounges on the couch, eating cereal from Jerry’s bowl like he owns it.
ELAINE:
Jerry. Jerry. You are not gonna believe what I found in Zack’s bathroom.
JERRY:
Wait—Zack? The vegan lumberjack?

GEORGE:
(through cereal) The guy who drinks oat milk straight from the carton?

ELAINE:
Yes, that Zack. He has… a towel. A specific towel. A towel he uses—to clean pee. Off the toilet. Off himself. A piss towel, Jerry!

JERRY:
(backs up, horrified)
A what towel?

ELAINE:
A piss towel! It was just… hanging there! Right next to the hand towel! Same size! No label, no warning, no biohazard symbol!

GEORGE:
(surprisingly casual)
I mean… that’s not the worst idea. Better than leaving a mess, right?

ELAINE:
George.

GEORGE:
Look, we all miss. It’s dark, you're tired, the lighting’s moody. Sometimes there's splash. It happens!

JERRY:
(sarcastic)
So now we need a whole towel division: body towels, hand towels, face towels… piss towels.

ELAINE:
I dried my face with that towel, Jerry. My face.

JERRY:
(face contorts)
Ohh. That’s… you need new skin now. Just shed the top layer and start over.

GEORGE:
I think it’s responsible! A designated piss towel shows commitment! Hygiene!

ELAINE:
You’d use one?

GEORGE:
If it had stripes. Or like, a monogram: “G.C.” Class it up a bit.

JERRY:
You’re not supposed to reuse it, George! It’s not a mop! It’s not like, “Well, time for the ol’ dab-n-wipe!”

ELAINE:
He told me he rinses it. Rinses! That’s not cleaning! That’s marinating!

(Suddenly, Kramer SLAMS into the apartment like a hurricane.)

KRAMER:
Jerry, Jerry—have you seen my piss towel?

(The room goes DEAD SILENT.)

JERRY:
(stunned)
You have one too?

KRAMER:
It’s a special microfiber! Absorbent, quick-dry, space-grade! It was a gift from Newman. Oh, I should’ve never taken it to the gym...

ELAINE:
(gagging)
Oh my God. It’s everywhere! You men are disgusting!

GEORGE:
I still don’t see the problem!

JERRY:
Because you’re the problem, George.

KRAMER:
(looking around)
I guess I’ll have to use my backup... (pulls a small towel from his pocket and unfolds it) …The travel towel!

ELAINE:
(sprinting for the door)
I’m joining a convent. Goodbye.

(Elaine exits in a panic. Kramer starts dabbing his forehead with the travel towel.)

JERRY:
You know that was on his—

GEORGE:
Don’t. I don’t want to know.

KRAMER:
(sighs)
I miss that towel, Jer. We had a bond.

JERRY:
You need therapy.

KRAMER:
I tried. But they made me leave when I brought my piss towel.

(Cue Seinfeld bass riff and end scene.)

ChatGPT did 99% of the work, I'm not actually funny.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

ChatGPT did 99% of the work, I'm not actually funny

ChatGPT ALMOST got it perfect. Except they wouldn't use the word Piss. Seinfeld always used the word Pee. It would be a Pee Towel. Not a piss towel.

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

It’s my piss towel Elaine. I’m not going to waste toilet paper to clean up my toilet seat.

 

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