Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[HopperTopper]

r/gamedev did not like this video, there's even upvoted posts saying PirateSoftware was right! Uh, did we get too cocky SKGsisters?

https://www.reddit.com/r/gamedev/comments/1masqty/stop_killing_games_faq_guide_for_developers/

https://archive.ph/naUWI

Honestly I'm just going to assume that all those massive publishers and industry lobbyists that have come out against it are astroturfing the issue by now with bots and shit. Though I'm sure there's plenty of other useless retard devs like Mald around.

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

Can we not post horror in this thread? It freaks me out. This is the kind of eldritch abomination H.P. Lovecraft could wish he could muster in his head.

 

[Jester Who Didn't Laugh]

Somewhere in this thread is him constructing a mushroom shack with shitty rebar that didn't connect fully and looked like it was going to cause a lot of issues with the foundation they were putting in. IF he is using the same people as he used for that, his ferretschwitz is going to be an actual death trap.

Found it
E:

There's a ton of pictures but this gets it across best
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The debris has not been cleared from the ground, it hasn't been raked, and the rebar is incomplete and gapped insanely wide.
E2:
What this means is, the debris when it has concrete poured over it as you can see in the corner there is going to form pockets inside of it.
The lack of rebar support combined with that is going to fuck with the strength and load capabilities of the floor. It is gonna CRACK and crack early.
The floor is fucked.

Hah!

Way to much organic material under concrete = mold, so on brand for him.

Additionally it looks like like self leveling shit, probably mixed by Maldy himself, to me it's looks way to chunky.

With all above plus what @TrainWreckWatcher said, it won't only crack it will disintegrate with little bit of pressure, and if he wan't to have fungus farm there with alot of moisture, oh boy not only he will have 'eatable' mushroom but he will have nice black mold crackling concrete slab in closed of box.

Tuberculosis here comes Maldy!

 

[RunningWindInbound]

Jason sexually assaulted someone who came forward to lyric.

twitter
nitter link
archive
lyric's website

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everyone I hate online deserves it, wonderful era to be alive

 

[Nothing Is Written]

Now i've watched Mujin's video on Jason a couple of days ago and wanted to get back into reading about certain parts in more detail,

He hasn't read the Telegram logs yet has he

 

[Haramburger]

If anyone is interested or following along with Ashes of Creation's early access, keep an eye out for any easter eggs. I would not be surprised if a developer sneaks in a bit of flavor text about Jason in the future, like an item made from the wood of "an accursed figtree that collapsed on itself" or something similar. Flavor text, gravestones, lore books in NPC houses. I'm sure something will trickle out someday.

Imagine being publicly kicked out of three different MMOs and being this radioactive in multiplayer gaming, lol

 

[cumster]

with the amount of shit there is on this guy why hasn't anyone dropped a degenerate-labeled youtube nuke on him? guy's a total freak and this thread documents so much of it im surprised everyones just focused on his game code being shit

 

[Nothing Is Written]

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Did you know space has NO oxygen? On Earth, we HAVE IT! In abundance.

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Oh shit I didn't know this existed

with the amount of shit there is on this guy why hasn't anyone dropped a degenerate-labeled youtube nuke on him? guy's a total freak and this thread documents so much of it im surprised everyones just focused on his game code being shit

To synthesise this thread's horrors into a YouTube essay would be a mental health risk and be tens of hours in length.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Hey hey people, Seth here.

Say what you want about seth, he 95% of the time covers interesting games.

and yes I shill it some, but I swear its to shit on mald the last 2 times at least.

I wouldn't be surprised if Sseth mocks PirateSoftware in future videos.
Speaking of mocking Jason, a Newgrounds user made a game called Roachbound: The Eight-Year RPG | Chapter 1 (A). He made it in three days and also put it on Github (A).

The most hilarious part to me is shitting on someone with a reasonable case that may not have the best expertise, while they all pretend they're distributed compute engineer and that deploying modern game server infrastructure is akin to splitting the atom by hand.

My nigger in the LORD, you can deploy most AWS stacks fully locally with https://localstack.cloud, if you use Terraform or something to deploy it, it has local deployment options, and if you're using kubernetes, you can deploy entire charts on a single machine using fucking podman.

Quite literally ALL MMOs have local deployments that fit on a single machine for the purposes of creating new content. Is that so fucking impossible for them to believe?

Truly, these niggers cannot think of reasonable arguments, it's either "its obscenely complex and nobody will be able to deploy it ever" or "it'll bankrupt us trying to make it work on a single machine".

These people think that you can't run a private server for MMOs, despite examples to the contrary. It's a fool's errand to persuade these retards.

 

[Fat Nigga Fella]

Those are people who cry I FAILED BECAUSE I DID NOT DO MARKETING RIGHT!
They are just loser. Who LARP as devs, but only deliver cookie cutter platformers made with unity tutorials. There are no good indie devs on this subreddit.

Also LMAO at their coping that anyone remaining in AAA is an expert.
There were so much cost cutting in AAA that most of devs there are shit. Skilled devs don't work for AAA gaming companies because it is shit money and shit work environment. Gaming industry is rotten.

Game development is hard. But this idea has been taken to excuse almost everything bad with the current state of videogames.

Bad programmers are in all branches of software, there's no escape, pajeets are everywhere.

"SAAAAAR Videogames are haaaard saaaaar"

I FAILED BECAUSE I DID NOT DO MARKETING RIGHT!

Hadn't the creator of Balatro said that he expected only 10 people to play his game? Truly a marketing genius.

 

[Nothing Is Written]

He made it in three days and also put it on Github (A).

Fucking legend.

Game development is hard.

It really depends on what tools you're using. SDK and UE are piss easy. Assets are the devtime bottleneck there. It's literally drag and drop scripting depending on what you're making.

 

[loosebladder]

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I don't know why I keep doing this to myself

now we need a "yeah" and "yep" compilation

 

[Roachbound]

a Newgrounds user made a game called Roachbound: The Eight-Year RPG | Chapter 1

I think I'm going to take this guy to court, and he's going to lose. You cannot use someroach's likeness or voice in any way inside of your games without their permission, it's a really stupid thing to do, so I'm going to sent this over to roachnos now, because he is a lawyer in kangaroo court, that is his job.

Spoiler: Ok this is a banger

 

[gorgon]

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I don't know why I keep doing this to myself

From a few days ago in the Maldcord--a bold and daring statement! this "community" is so exceptional lol

 

[Meat Target]

Fucking fags are just clutching their pearls and screaming "WON'T ANYONE THINK OF THE INDIE DEVS!?" I wouldn't be surprised if they're paid shills from the AAA companies to seed FUD

Indie devs have been lionized as our salvation from AAA-uschwitz for over a decade now. Yes, they can create occasional gems, but most of their work you will only see as a recommendation in your discovery queue.

This saga shows that it's perfectly okay to criticize shit indie devs. But that's also something that should go without saying.

Mald and his thralls demand we swear fealty to him for being an "indie dev" for the same reason he never shuts up about working at Blizzard. It's credential-pimping at its most superficial and cynical.

 

[UnFuNnYmEmE]

who tried to change that on wikipedia?

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Was it you? I can see the caret between the i and z in the second use of Blizzard there.

 

[Hit Squad]

Indie devs have been lionized as our salvation from AAA-uschwitz for over a decade now. Yes, they can create occasional gems, but most of their work you will only see as a recommendation in your discovery queue.

This saga shows that it's perfectly okay to criticize shit indie devs. But that's also something that should go without saying.

Mald and his thralls demand we swear fealty to him for being an "indie dev" for the same reason he never shuts up about working at Blizzard. It's credential-pimping at its most superficial and cynical.

The majority of big AAA studios started off as small indies themselves, Blizzard being a prime example..

Jason doesn't want to just be known for working at Blizzard for (insert random number) years, he wants to BE the next Blizzard.

Which in and of itself, is a frankly terrifying thought.

 

[Troo and Honest]

Saying it feels like entrapment after the victim asks for a simple apology explains so much about how his brain operates.

This man is ruining his life over the simple inability to admit fault. He's a degenerate weirdo, don't get me wrong, but he wouldn't have a >1100 page KF thread on him if he just had some ability to admit fault. He is the personification of Aesop's rooster in his pathological pride. "I'm sorry, I was wrong" would have seen him back on YT Shorts with his voice changer smugly explaining basic concepts in MS Paint all over again.

It's borderline impressive.

 

[Meat Target]

r/gamedev did not like this video, there's even upvoted posts saying PirateSoftware was right! Uh, did we get too cocky SKGsisters?
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https://www.reddit.com/r/gamedev/comments/1masqty/stop_killing_games_faq_guide_for_developers/

https://archive.ph/naUWI

"I'd explain why SKG is totally stupid, but muh NDA". Nah, fuck 'em. Even ignoring the fact that the whole "oh no, it's sooooooooo complex, u don undestan it cunt be doone!!!1111" is a self-inflicted problem that doesn't have to exist in the first place, the correct response to "the opposition" is "figure it out, fag".

There will of course be a few gamedevs like PS who can't finish a shit tier game in 8 years who believe this initiative will create too much work for them. Lazy fucks

No. We're telling them that their design and operational practices are shitty and we hate them constantly being forced upon us consumers. So, we're sick and tired of your shit, and we are forcing change to happen. We're tired of being jew'd out of our money for their finance-bro fag shareholders.

The more I learn about game devs as people, the more I think they deserve to be enslaved.

The customer is always right. The cyberbullying will continue until morale improves and the audiences find the product satisfactory.

 

[Troo and Honest]

The more I learn about game devs as people, the more I think they deserve to be enslaved.

Think about every dipshit from your old high school that wanted to go into game dev. Now think of an entire industry filled to the brim of those dipshits.