Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Incecticyder]

Would you like to hear what is funny? The retarded Anus was so quick to blame the fruit for the food poisoning that she failed to realize that this makes her even stupider. Hear me out. If she had said "I fucked up the recipe/experiment and got food poisoning" we would have just laughed at her and call her a bad cook. However, now that she said she did not clean the watermelon right, things are different. Fruit are easy to eat. Clean them and maybe cut them and you are done. Easy as fuck to do. Fucking up a meal can happen from time to time. Fucking up cleaning a fruit is far harder.

For the slow ones at the back, the stupid admitted she failed at one of the simplest and easiest aspects of cooking while trying to potentially cover up fucking up the bean salad!

 

[no ragrets]

He's made to fetch water for Hasan and now he's made to fetch snacks for Anisa. When does it end for him?
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Should said partner be a millionaire as well?
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That would be very sweet and tbh, the bare minimum for any normal couple that's actually in love, but that's not what the Jomhas are.

They're awkward and distant on every podcast, Anisa embarrasses him and throws him under the bus at any opportunity, Ian is apparently mean to her behind scenes, they don't even share a bedroom and how much time they actually spend together and talk is debatable.

Remember when Anisa tweeted "Ian will probably be mad at me for this" and exposed cc3 for being a flop long before the content cop dropped (that we all knew, but anyway). Like, why aren't you discussing this with your husband who is in the same house as you? Why are you stuck in your bedroom tweeting about drama all day? Why aren't you handling this together, as a team, as equals?

These are the people who don't even remember their anniversary date (or they pretend not to because it would expose Anisa for cheating on her 17 year old bf at the time) but supposedly celebrate it over their actual wedding date, which was ridiculous in itself (Vegas wedding just by themselves and Anisa posting OF content the same day in her wedding dress. How romantic!l Their rings were stolen and they didn't give a fuck. Their wedding is unimportant. Their whole relationship is. This has to be hell for both of them.

Omg such relationship goals

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

Hey, I wonder how Dad/ Nathan Barnett is doing now?
Surely it must be going better for him after this shitshow.

Oh

Next week we will find out that Dad orchestrated that whole thing and killed the family himself "Nightcrawler" style, all for a bit of that sweet YT fame Even if i am obviously bullshitting here, a small voice in my head is whispering "That is exactly what happened"

 

[KKWatDo]

It could be anything considering these two live in filth. It sounds like her siblings and their kids visited her Mom so she could have caught something from anyone of them. Ian probably hid in the basement like a loner the entire time her family was over causing him to be spared or something.

Sounds to me like Anisa and her family might have Giardia

 

[Mac Monster]

He's made to fetch water for Hasan and now he's made to fetch snacks for Anisa. When does it end for him?
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This dumb cunt really lives her entire life glued to her phone. She puked her brains out, and the first thought is to inform random people on Twitter, all while aware of how everyone online rightfully despises her. This particular comment must have gotten under her skin if she felt compelled to reply to it.

 

[break these cuffs]

It probably wouldn't be that interesting but making a homicide all about yourself is so strange.

Not for faggot e-grifters it's not.

 

[Head Muggle]

This particular comment must have gotten under her skin if she felt compelled to reply to it.

Right now I bet she's in a "we're a happy couple who go through thick and thin together tee hee"-phase. She hates the fall from grace and she'd hate it even worse if she were to come out as a villain, as the shitty wife who leaves the husband whose life she ruined.

This is definitely why she overshared with the pissing-comment. To take away Ian's ammunition against her due to her IBS-comment. When the podcast wasn't in a basement yet she had some sort of comment about how she actually meant it entirely differently, anyone remember that?

 

[Tungsten Frog]

Anisa:
Throws up = worst food poisoning ever
Restricts calories = dying of anorexia
Participates in physical sport = 18 concussions
Has period cramps = 2 uteri and the WORST CRAMPS EVER GUISE!!

how did bpd bitches survive before they could exaggerate every life experience for sympathy on the Internet?

also, what was her story about being raped? did it have any credibility at all?

 

[LimeRikki]

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She is so funny, this is unreal.

I think after all these comments she's gonna over correct by washing her raw chicken with soap and water.

please don't wash raw chicken, that's what retards do.

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

also, what was her story about being raped? did it have any credibility at all?

What you're already suspecting is the correct answer. She never came out with names or anything substantial and it never got brought up again.

Someone please post the video, her face and that retarded dance get me every single time

I think after all these comments she's gonna over correct by washing her raw chicken with soap and water.

Oh, is she 8% black now too?

 

[Edgeymcedgename]

Nathan's Camera Man murdered his family.

Anisa murdered Idubbbz career.
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I wish I could edit a picture of Chris Benoit to look like Anisa or vise/versa. That'd be funny.

 

[that_monika]

the bare minimum for any normal couple that's actually in love, but that's not what the Jomhas are.

That reminds me of something the raped said when giving relationship advice: he said the most attractive thing in a partner is for them to love you and love being with you. It stood out to me as bizarre because that should be a bare minimum requirement, not the greatest and most coveted trait imaginable. I think, for Ian, he's so fucked in the head that his horrible relationship doesn't seem horrible to him, because the bare minimum affection he received years ago was a neigh-unattainable dream in his mind.

In Ian's mind , a wife who will barely tolerate your existence isn't a bad relationship, it's a GOOD relationship, because at least she tolerates you. A wife who genuinely loves you and wants to spend time with you isn't the bare minimum that he's missing out on, it's a fantasy that he was lucky to experience for a fleeting moment at the start of their relationship.

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

his horrible relationship doesn't seem horrible to him

He simply has no frame of reference. This highschool-tier bullshit is his first real relationship and he also has no male friends with whom he could talk about things that are happening in his relationship that might bother him.

 

[There She Glows]

Also, the combination of all those ingredients "being safe" to stay in the fridge for 3 days is a joke. Just cucumber alone goes all watery and mushy.

I get Anisa's trying to play into her 8% lebanese heritage, but she doesn't actually get their culture. Salad is meant to be fresh, just made and eaten all at once for dinner with your family. Not to let it become a gooey mess with the cucumbers, feta and whatever random shit she added.

I can't tell if the thread is being nitpicky to be funny or what. Half of bean salad recipes online will tell you "tastes better the next day" because the dressing soaks into the beans. And yeah the texture changes when cucumber soaks in a higher pH solution it's called "pickling". The salad is unexceptional but mostly fine though I wouldn't have included mustard. Canned beans are lazy when you're unemployed but fine. 3/10 boring meal prep food.

 

[no ragrets]

That reminds me of something the raped said when giving relationship advice: he said the most attractive thing in a partner is for them to love you and love being with you. It stood out to me as bizarre because that should be a bare minimum requirement, not the greatest and most coveted trait imaginable. I think, for Ian, he's so fucked in the head that his horrible relationship doesn't seem horrible to him, because the bare minimum affection he received years ago was a neigh-unattainable dream in his mind.

In Ian's mind , a wife who will barely tolerate your existence isn't a bad relationship, it's a GOOD relationship, because at least she tolerates you. A wife who genuinely loves you and wants to spend time with you isn't the bare minimum that he's missing out on, it's a fantasy that he was lucky to experience for a fleeting moment at the start of their relationship.

Yeah, but he barely tolerates her as well. As another kiwi brought up recently in the thread, he compared her to the shitty house by the train tracks that no one wants. Once again, how romantic!

I'm just wondering how retarded and socially inept Ian truly was to not manage to bag a girl even a little more decent than Anisa. He wasn't bad looking, he had money and clout. Anisa was just out for blood to social climb and elevate her titty streamer career. She wasn't even charming, hot or any of that. She just put up with Ian no matter what and tried to "fix" him by breaking him down.

I don't think Ian is capable of actually grasping and understanding what a partner who loves you and cares about you looks and feels like.

 

[anliteralidiot]

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...did she eat the fucking rind? It's watermelon. You open it up, and you eat it, wtf are you cleaning it for?

 

[no ragrets]

I can't tell if the thread is being nitpicky to be funny or what. Half of bean salad recipes online will tell you "tastes better the next day" because the dressing soaks into the beans. And yeah the texture changes when cucumber soaks in a higher pH solution it's called "pickling". The salad is unexceptional but mostly fine though I wouldn't have included mustard. Canned beans are lazy when you're unemployed but fine. 3/10 boring meal prep food.

If you can't tell why these ingredients combined and left over in the fridge overnight or more would suck and make Anisa throw up, idk what to tell you.

Also leftover cucumber in a salad won't pickle. Pickling is a process where you need to jar the vegetables, add specific ingredients and let them be for a few days or even months. All you're getting from a cucumber in a salad (plus olive oil and all the other ingredients from Anisa's salad) is a watery mess and the cucumber going dry.

The beans also aren't absorbing shit.

 

[Bob Saget's Zombie Corpse]

I'm assuming the bacteria around Ian's unwashed body has evolved its own defense system and eradicated the incoming viruses from Anisa's cooking.

 

[Unimaginative Username]

Oh, is she 8% black now too?

Can't wait for her to post a picture of the meal she's prepared and it's just cornstarch.

...did she eat the fucking rind? It's watermelon. You open it up, and you eat it, wtf are you cleaning it for?

Because the deadeyed Guatemalans who harvest them are as likely to shit in the fields as to use the porta-potties and they aren't washing their hands in either case, so you don't want your knife dragging E. coli from the unwashed rind into the flesh of the melon.

 

[Absolutego]

You guys bringing up the fact that you don't eat the rind as a factor for why the 'food poisoning' story is asinine are forgetting that lots of grocery stores sell watermelon pre-chopped in an industrial setting somewhere and the Jomhas probably bought that instead of preparing their own melon.

Ignoring that she probably puked for other reasons she doesn't want to admit online, and invented this story out of a BPD desire to milk it for all the sympathy she can get despite that.