Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[CyberInu]

That would be very sweet and tbh, the bare minimum for any normal couple that's actually in love, but that's not what the Jomhas are.

They're awkward and distant on every podcast, Anisa embarrasses him and throws him under the bus at any opportunity, Ian is apparently mean to her behind scenes, they don't even share a bedroom and how much time they actually spend together and talk is debatable.

Remember when Anisa tweeted "Ian will probably be mad at me for this" and exposed cc3 for being a flop long before the content cop dropped (that we all knew, but anyway). Like, why aren't you discussing this with your husband who is in the same house as you? Why are you stuck in your bedroom tweeting about drama all day? Why aren't you handling this together, as a team, as equals?

These are the people who don't even remember their anniversary date (or they pretend not to because it would expose Anisa for cheating on her 17 year old bf at the time) but supposedly celebrate it over their actual wedding date, which was ridiculous in itself (Vegas wedding just by themselves and Anisa posting OF content the same day in her wedding dress. How romantic!l Their rings were stolen and they didn't give a fuck. Their wedding is unimportant. Their whole relationship is. This has to be hell for both of them.

Omg such relationship goals

They don't even have kids. They can literally just cut and dip at any time. The amount of energy people put into staying attached to someone they loathe is really puzzling sometimes.

But their suffering makes me happy, and I know as long as they continue coping, seething, and shitting, all is right with the world.

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

You guys bringing up the fact that you don't eat the rind as a factor for why the 'food poisoning' story is asinine are forgetting that lots of grocery stores sell watermelon pre-chopped in an industrial setting somewhere and the Jomhas probably bought that instead of preparing their own melon.

Ignoring that she probably puked for other reasons she doesn't want to admit online, and invented this story out of a BPD desire to milk it for all the sympathy she can get despite that.

occams razor states that idubs dirty crapped briefs played a role, maybe anisas mom orders the cuck to wash the dishes after anus bakes, biohazards are tricky like that

 

[clipartfan92]

This post from a year ago really sums up the whole food poisoning thing:

I feel like every time I check this thread she's posting about having food poisoning. They seem to get food poisoning more than african kids who drink shit water. I mean it's pretty rare to get "food poisoning".

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

also, what was her story about being raped? did it have any credibility at all?

Well she did a little "smol bean" tiktok dance for it so you know it really happened and was VERY traumatizing. She wouldn't just truama dump over lies would she? #believeallwomen #nobodyisruiningtheirlifeoverthisnastyho

 

[The Secret Sauce]

How do you give yourself food poisoning?

Eat Anisa's slop.

how did bpd bitches survive before they could exaggerate every life experience for sympathy on the Internet?

They didn't.

 

[WTH Fried Chicken]

So I'm still about a month behind on the thread, but I don't think anyone's mentioned that I'm 99% sure that Ian literally owns one of Austin Maples' overpriced caps:

I can't see this exact design in his store, but I see a black one with the same slogan:

 

[Polychromos]

For real. this was a massive hit? that family must be so scared of setting off a bpd meltdown

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Also it's complete cope that the frosting is thin on top because the cake should "speak for itself". she ran out of frosting, or she didnt and is just a total rookie...learning to frost is hard, she should just say that. condolences to the kid who's birthday was ruined by this shitty cake. they could've been pigging out on a delicious bakery or ice cream cake but noooo, no one can ruin Aunt Anisa's fantasy of being a professional baker!1!

Sorry to bring back up her cakes, but I think it's possible for her cakes to be quite popular at gatherings. To my understanding, she's always baking gluten free. And her cakes at least look better than the worst kind of gluten free abominations I've seen. The standard for gluten free stuff is way lower than any normal baked goods and anyone who can only eat her cake will act super thankful towards her as long as it's edible.

 

[Lvkester Endorser]

I think it's way more likely she got salmonella from the shitty cakes she made than that she poisoned herself with a salad or a watermellon...

 

[PetiteFeet]

also, what was her story about being raped? did it have any credibility at all?

Someone please post the video, her face and that retarded dance get me every single time

Probably INCREDIBLY late and gay but here's the tiktok rape dance

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

Probably INCREDIBLY late and gay but here's the tiktok rape dance

Bookmarked it It's even more cringe and low effort than i remembered it. Not to mention the song she used.

 

[Pill Cosby]

I wish I could edit a picture of Chris Benoit to look like Anisa or vise/versa. That'd be funny.

I agree, Like many others who probably enjoyed Idubbbz in the past, he did his racisms, he also did some funny videos but when he met Yoko Ghonoreea; she pretty much killed his career and I don't know if its sad, pathetic or funny seeing him get turned into a lolcow because of his husband,

I can literally imagine him crying to her "please don't sleep with Chris Ray Gun, please Anisa I love you. I will even marry you" whilst he's sat on the cuck chair in a hotel room.

It makes me wonder, was he always this much of a soy? People get angry at their beloved retards but I'm not. Seeming him being the petulant faggot he's always has been is even more funny; just that now he can't monetize it. I hope they buy a camper van and tour and basically become IP2 where he is ridiculed even more by his husband.

A lesson as long as human history, never fuck somebody with BPD and daddy issues.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Bookmarked it It's even more cringe and low effort than i remembered it. Not to mention the song she used.

Right? Her choice of song just makes it even funnier. What a goober.

 

[anliteralidiot]

You guys bringing up the fact that you don't eat the rind as a factor for why the 'food poisoning' story is asinine are forgetting that lots of grocery stores sell watermelon pre-chopped in an industrial setting somewhere and the Jomhas probably bought that instead of preparing their own melon.

Okay, but why did she say she didn't clean it, then? It's not that you're wrong, it's her saying she didn't clean the watermelon. And like, yeah she didn't get sick from it....
But she ain't washing the fucking red melon part... is she?

 

[Hiphopopotamus]

You guys bringing up the fact that you don't eat the rind as a factor for why the 'food poisoning' story is asinine are forgetting that lots of grocery stores sell watermelon pre-chopped in an industrial setting somewhere and the Jomhas probably bought that instead of preparing their own melon.

Depends how it's sealed, most grocery stores just take one into the back, cut it and sell it for twice the price. Pre-sealed and shipped is easier to spot, like with ground meats shipped vs ground up in the store.
I think Anus chomping into a hard, bitter rind is funnier so I will believe that myself.

 

[Chapalapachapa]

and for a d-tier doughface boobie streamer.

anus WISHES she was zoie burger. hell shit boy also wishes anus was someone else

 

[Clancee]

Do you fellows remember the "We bought a Switch!" post?

I doubt this is a family member's Switch Lite. Add that to the list of crap she's wasted Ian's money on. She plays Pokémon you guys, she's just a smol bean with a Tummy ache and not like other girls!

I know this was posted hours ago, but unlike Anus I'm employed.

 

[Love Is Blue]

maybe she puked because she's pregnant












lmao nope

 

[Absolutego]

Okay, but why did she say she didn't clean it, then? It's not that you're wrong, it's her saying she didn't clean the watermelon. And like, yeah she didn't get sick from it....
But she ain't washing the fucking red melon part... is she?

"in [sic] improperly washed watermelon" is vague, she didn't say "I improperly washed it".
Anyways, like I said, I don't believe she actually got sick from the melon, I'm leaning towards her having too many Sunday spritzers (if she isn't making it up entirely), but if she DID, it getting contaminated while some grocery store employee is chopping up a dozen or so of them in the back instead of bacteria riding along with the blade while she's cutting them herself is far more likely.

 

[Boss Bass]

"Improperly washed watermelon"

Does Anus know that you aren't supposed to eat the only part of the watermelon you can wash?

If you’re prepping food for the immunosuppressed you should wash the melon because the knife will bring in nastiness during cutting.

 

[Surfin Terf]

There would be something deeply poetic if she got food poisoning from watermelon

Also, this is an old podcast episode

but highlight reel is new and there is something I'd like to point out...

(timestamped @4:33)

Anal: What really set me off was Wade retweeting End Wokeness
Rape: Doooood! If you're retweeting End Wokeness... [scowls and squeezes armrest in anger]
Anal: End your own... no, that's not nice...
Rape: Yeah, I was going a similar place. You're a bad boy for retweeting End Wokeness

They say that Wade, presumable Wade Plemons the announcer for Creator Clash 2, should kill himself for opposing A Man Khelif competing against women at the 2024 Olympics. Now, I'm not a shrinking violet about suicide jokes, I don't care. But this really pisses me off because these same people thought it was intolerable cruelty for the (((KKKleins))) to say that they weren't friends because iDubbbz was willingly associating with people like FroggyTonic and Denims.

So, to recap
Retweeting people who think men with intersex conditions shouldn't beat up women -> Unforgivable crime
Hanging out with people who want your children to be taken away from you -> Not a problem at all

This dumb cunt really lives her entire life glued to her phone. She puked her brains out, and the first thought is to inform random people on Twitter, all while aware of how everyone online rightfully despises her. This particular comment must have gotten under her skin if she felt compelled to reply to it.

She doesn't even post that much, it's just that almost everything that she posts is either boring or humiliating and often both. As much as we criticize her I'm sure that there are moments of her life that are at least vaguely interesting without requiring her to power level. Weird things she saw in the city, a TV show she watched, or scenic outdoor shots... something. But no, she chooses to post the things that cause the endless mockery instead. It's like what h3 said, she's the cuck and she gets off on the humiliation.