Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Preacher ✝]

Also, to everyone on the thread, what are the chances that she brings up divorcing him on stream without telling him? Imagine her going "I want a divorce" like she is asking him if he had always been shitting his pants. She would totally ask him to break up live on stream!

I'd say it's more likely she asks about his thoughts on an open marriage first.

 

[Dick Lickieta]

In 3d view it looks like they had a murder bathtub ala rieketa. This isn't messed up looking in the photos so its either an artifact of the photogrammetry or the realtors had the tub cleaned before the photos were taken.

>Mom found the shit tub

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

I'd say it's more likely she asks about his thoughts on an open marriage first.

This is actually the one i'm hoping for because it would undeniably be the most hilarious of all outcomes. I don't think Ian would survive that one, the shit talking he would receive any time and anywhere online would be too much for him.

 

[Incecticyder]

Meth? I mean, Anisa already got a running start on the looking like a truck stop meth whore.

Running start? She already crossed the finish line!

I'd say it's more likely she asks about his thoughts on an open marriage first.

True, that is a bit more likely if we are talking about Anisa alone but now we are in Maureen's home and she wants her daughter married to a rich, Muslim man who will give her grandkids. Anything that stops that dream better be a millionaire or a billionaire like Ian of old was. The current Ian is one poor, smelly obstacle in that dream. Mama might bide her time for a house sale but she will not wait long enough for an open marriage to collapse.

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

Sorry Mama Maureen but the best she can do is a ginger neckbeard that plays TF2 or stay with moldydubbz.

 

[Waifu Denier]

True, that is a bit more likely if we are talking about Anisa alone but now we are in Maureen's home and she wants her daughter married to a rich, Muslim man who will give her grandkids. Anything that stops that dream better be a millionaire or a billionaire like Ian of old was. The current Ian is one poor, smelly obstacle in that dream. Mama might bide her time for a house sale but she will not wait long enough for an open marriage to collapse.

Anisa is now in her 30s. Muslim men prefer them younger...much much younger...

 

[Incecticyder]

Anisa is now in her 30s. Muslim men prefer them younger...much much younger...

Which is why I believe Maureen is in a hurry. Time is of the essence.

 

[shoashuffle]

Which is why I believe Maureen is in a hurry. Time is of the essence.

She's 20 years too late.

 

[Incecticyder]

She's 20 years too late.

It is my belief that Maureen will try to set her up with someone far older and desperate.

 

[MultiplyerX10]

Has anyone grasped the enormity of what he's let this woman do to him?

He buys virtually nothing for himself to the point of dangerous neglect.

She ruined his credibly by making him defend her OnlyFans, which basically just became a waste of time.

She did...something to him over the years that made him abandon all his old content, despite still being popular.

She makes him buy her expensive tattoos that look ugly as shit.

She did no promotion for the two Creator Clashes.

She made him do a Content Cop, and killed off any goodwill from their remaining supporters.

She makes him sell their house.

She makes cheap food.

She doesn't work.

And now they're poor.

Anisa managed to bankrupt the owner of an extremely popular 8 million subscriber YouTube channel with a massive loyal fanbase and big friends. And she did it by just being a selfish retard for ten years.

You forgot the part where she got him to buy her expensive boob implants only to get them removed shortly after.
Absolutely frivolous behavior. She and her husband didn't realize his money and fame was a finite resource that they actually had to pay attention to if they were going to larp as wealthy liberals. Now that they don't have any money she's trying to play it off as if things are better this way. It's kind of annoying.

 

[DumbDude43]

True, that is a bit more likely if we are talking about Anisa alone but now we are in Maureen's home and she wants her daughter married to a rich, Muslim man who will give her grandkids. Anything that stops that dream better be a millionaire or a billionaire like Ian of old was. The current Ian is one poor, smelly obstacle in that dream. Mama might bide her time for a house sale but she will not wait long enough for an open marriage to collapse.

people need to stop repeating the "theyre poor" meme so much that they actually start believing it

they own property in seattle that goes for almost 7 figures. they are nowhere near poor.
"but cc2 lost six figures" yeah but nobody knows how that event or the organisation behind it were structured financially. i doubt that the jomhas blew 250k of their own personal cash on it, rather i believe that whatever limited liability company they set up to run it ended up 250k in the red, with the bill either being covered by leftover profits from cc1, paid by various investors and business partners, or deferred to the future via loans (which the company might just default on when it files for bankruptcy or is liquidated after the cc3 failure)

theres no way to know for sure but i think theyre still more than well off financially. theyre squatting in the basement not because theyre broke but because anisa had a bpd melty and one day decided that they must sell their house and move to canada NOW NOW NOW! to get away from america/trump/ethan/sam/whatever.

 

[Eventide]

people need to stop repeating the "theyre poor" meme so much that they actually start believing it

they own property in seattle that goes for almost 7 figures. they are nowhere near poor.
"but cc2 lost six figures" yeah but nobody knows how that event or the organisation behind it were structured financially. i doubt that the jomhas blew 250k of their own personal cash on it, rather i believe that whatever limited liability company they set up to run it ended up 250k in the red, with the bill either being covered by leftover profits from cc1, paid by various investors and business partners, or deferred to the future via loans (which the company might just default on when it files for bankruptcy or is liquidated after the cc3 failure)

theres no way to know for sure but i think theyre still more than well off financially. theyre squatting in the basement not because theyre broke but because anisa had a bpd melty and one day decided that they must sell their house and move to canada NOW NOW NOW! to get away from america/trump/ethan/sam/whatever.

This. They clearly fled to Canada/are hiding out in Anisa's Mom's basement, due to Anisa's BPD paranoia/emotional meltdown.

Unless they have some weird unforeseen large weekly expense we're not yet aware of (like a severe cocaine addiction) - Anisa & her husband are probably fine. When they sell their home, they'll have enough equity to scrape by & start a new life in Canada. Not to mention, Ian still makes money from his Youtube channel (even if its revenue pales in comparison to what it was in his heyday). TLDR, they're not one pissed off relative away from a homeless shelter & eating meals off the soup line.

 

[stupid frog]

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It's like those "Pinterest vs. Reality" posts.
It's almost like she saw what people were saying about her store bought cake and tried to own them by making her own.
You know its bad when even your husband that you personally traumatized can break out of his thousand yard stare long enough to laugh at your piss poor attempt.

Why did she make the cake so fucking tall, if it's for a childs birthday anyway?

 

[PetiteFeet]

Don't tell me she dumped the other, badly-frosted turtle cake in the trash!

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why is her buttercream frosting *sweating*. JFC. At least it isn't separating, I guess. Small victories. The first turtle cake at least had personality and was visibly a turtle, I don't even know what to make of this.
I do like this lil' guy.

He's so happy and it's not even his birthday.

 

[creaturestorm]

When they sell their home, they'll have enough equity to scrape by & start a new life in Canada.

I think this is what any sane person would do, but I don't think this is the end of their story. Maybe Ian might have completely given up on being an eceleb, but I don't think Anisa can quit. All of the shit that haunts them will follow them to Canada, especially since Anisa cant help herself.

Also with them losing their fortune, support, and good will of the people around them we are probably going to be entering into the most boring and pathetic stage of things. It's going to be a lot of food posting, bad podcasts, and streams full of seething from now until the end.

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

but I don't think Anisa can quit

Yeah, virtually impossible. Bitch is cripplingly addicted to the Twitter dopamine drip. Ian will most likely just turn into a background character (already feels like he did) but Anisa will go hard as long as social media offers a modicum of attention, be it good or bad.

 

[James Brown]

This looks dry as fuck. Straight up bread

For real. this was a massive hit? that family must be so scared of setting off a bpd meltdown

Also it's complete cope that the frosting is thin on top because the cake should "speak for itself". she ran out of frosting, or she didnt and is just a total rookie...learning to frost is hard, she should just say that. condolences to the kid who's birthday was ruined by this shitty cake. they could've been pigging out on a delicious bakery or ice cream cake but noooo, no one can ruin Aunt Anisa's fantasy of being a professional baker!1!

 

[that_monika]

Don't tell me she dumped the other, badly-frosted turtle cake in the trash!

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Jesus Christ, how fucking hard can this be? You're trying to make a 3D turtle, put something under the goddamn shell and frost over it. Put like an oreo cookie or a Milano cookie on the flat surface of the cake, frost over that for the shell, and then add the head and legs. Fucks sake, I don't bake or decorate cakes and even I can figure this shit out. She doesn't THINK about things, she just brute forces it and gets confused when it doesn't turn out right.

Also, if you're going to be posting pictures online, get a sheet of parchment paper and practice your icing designs on that. On it's own it's a waste of frosting, but it's better than baking a whole ass cake to practice on, especially when you suck and you're gonna ruin it with your subpar icing. It's a skill like anything else in life, and if you wanna not suck ass at it, you need to practice to get better, just like learning the guitar, playing piano, painting, drawing, calligraphy, or literally any other skill.

Anisa: everything in life is like a puzzle. You have a bunch of pieces and an end product you'd like to reach. Think about the steps that would be necessary to accomplish the end product before you start. Don't just start slamming the pieces together like a gorilla trying to make a nest, because if you do it that way you're just going to fuck it up and waste time and effort for nothing.

 

[Incecticyder]

people need to stop repeating the "theyre poor" meme so much that they actually start believing it

they own property in seattle that goes for almost 7 figures. they are nowhere near poor.
"but cc2 lost six figures" yeah but nobody knows how that event or the organisation behind it were structured financially. i doubt that the jomhas blew 250k of their own personal cash on it, rather i believe that whatever limited liability company they set up to run it ended up 250k in the red, with the bill either being covered by leftover profits from cc1, paid by various investors and business partners, or deferred to the future via loans (which the company might just default on when it files for bankruptcy or is liquidated after the cc3 failure)

theres no way to know for sure but i think theyre still more than well off financially. theyre squatting in the basement not because theyre broke but because anisa had a bpd melty and one day decided that they must sell their house and move to canada NOW NOW NOW! to get away from america/trump/ethan/sam/whatever.

This. They clearly fled to Canada/are hiding out in Anisa's Mom's basement, due to Anisa's BPD paranoia/emotional meltdown.

Unless they have some weird unforeseen large weekly expense we're not yet aware of (like a severe cocaine addiction) - Anisa & her husband are probably fine. When they sell their home, they'll have enough equity to scrape by & start a new life in Canada. Not to mention, Ian still makes money from his Youtube channel (even if its revenue pales in comparison to what it was in his heyday). TLDR, they're not one pissed off relative away from a homeless shelter & eating meals off the soup line.

As I said in a previous post: High taxes + frivolous spending + diminishing income = poverty. No one is arguing that Creator Clash or any other venture alone was enough to bankrupt Anisa and I. It was many things that did it. Spending money on every little thing Anisa sets her mind in, whether it is tattoos, baking or whatever is on her mind at any given second is not wise. Remember, their fanbase has faded. They lost the Cancer Crew fans, the H3 fans and anyone voting right of Stalin or wants funny skits. Do not tell me you think that Anus' nudes are enough to fix their budget issues. And all of that at high tax places. They were in California, then in Seattle and now in Canada. Everyone of these places is sucking people dry with high taxes. Long term living in high tax places is hard. It is even harder if one runs their mouth in a way it costs them money and even harder still if they spend money on things that are stupid on a whim all the time. Money are not infinite and they run out.

I get it, you cannot believe how one could burn that much money in less than a decade but you have to realize that there was not one decision that lead to this, it was many. Anisa and I spend too much money and killed every golden egg goose they had. That is why they are broke. And now they are in Canuckistan in order to sell the Seattle house and give Anisa the opportunity to bleed Ian one last time before dumping him (and maybe make it a bit harder to prosecute a lawsuit even though that is not how the law works but hey, they are stupid).

 

[orangecat]

It's almost like she saw what people were saying about her store bought cake and tried to own them by making her own.

The thing is, if a normal person (say a mom trying to make a special cake for her kid's birthday) tried this, we would all applaud it because they're trying their best and put actual love into it. Anisa does it only for attention and selfish validation. She doesn't realize that if she was just a nice, normal person, she would naturally receive the praise she so desperately craves.