Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Whaler]

Jack is at the stage where they'll eventually scan his brain (for a major change in function/level of consciousness) and say "oh, huh, looks like you had a couple of little strokes we didn't know about since your last scan."

They'll scan his brain and be shocked when the MRI displays what the Doctors will describe as "shredded fucking brisket."

 

['Ol Stinky]

Brain made up of assorted processed cheese and meats, cubed, of course.

 

[the khat quaffer]

They'll scan his brain and be shocked when the MRI displays what the Doctors will describe as "shredded fucking brisket."

Brain made up of assorted processed cheese and meats, cubed, of course.

Jack Scalfani upon hearing the news:

 

[Nosredna]

Don't forget there is a risk of vascular dementia when high blood pressure goes untreated.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Didn't he recently confirm that the number of AMA-certified strokes he's had were 3? But the others were like junior, not-really strokes? I'm curious what the pool is at this point. It seems to be at least 4 total, I keep hearing 5. Funny thing is the question wasn't "how many AMA strokes have you had" but rather "how many strokes". Also, throwing a bitch fit over $100... puh-lease.

He argued with hadurs on a livestream last year and said "I have only had 3 strokes not 4 like you guys keep saying". Last year he started blogging again and stirred up speculation that he has had 5 strokes because in the blog he wrote that he had a "TOA" in Las Vegas in 1999 as well as the big strokes in 2018 and 2023. He did have a TIA in Vegas in 2011 that he made a video about where he hilariously blamed caffeine, energy drinks and stress on his TIA which even folks back then panned as you can see in the comment section. I personally thought he just messed up the year and said 1999 instead of 2011 but some folks suspected he had another TIA in 1999 as well which is totally possible.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

every time I see Jack’s gimpy-ass paralyzed arm I laugh so hard.

I’ll always watch his boring content as long as that purple, decaying candy claw is flopping around.

All the guy had to do was basic bitch PT and occupational therapy, and he’d have a second working (albeit weaker and slower) arm. But instead he decided he’d rather sit in the fart couch and eat meat to cure his very visible affliction. As a result, he is now one layer of skin away from that appendage developing a blood infection, and subsequently rotting off of his body.

Dumb, fat, crippled wigger addicted to food and the electronic demon called Hey AI.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Jack is currently live on Jimmy's channel

I had this playing in the background but had to tap out after 50 minutes or so. The two of them are so utterly, utterly boring and there's only so much gurgle-gurgle my ears can stomach. There is nothing in this that merits being uploaded to the internet or preserved in any format. I would rather listen to water cooler gossip between two dudes in the department of sanitation.

Some highlights include,
a) talking about how overweight people should be reminded/fat-shamed into acknowledging they have a problem, JACK
b) Jack considers himself overweight...yeah maybe 150 pounds ago
c) talking about Wall-E and how humanity becomes so fat and incompetent and reliant on technology, JACK
d) Jack admitting his overeating caused one/some/all of his strokes

Go back to cooking shit poorly Jackie, please...I'll settle for you filming some Dollar General

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Some highlights include,
a) talking about how overweight people should be reminded/fat-shamed into acknowledging they have a problem, JACK
b) Jack considers himself overweight...yeah maybe 150 pounds ago
c) talking about Wall-E and how humanity becomes so fat and incompetent and reliant on technology, JACK
d) Jack admitting his overeating caused one/some/all of his strokes

If that's not the pot calling the kettle black I don't know what is.

But the Wall-E thing he got partly wrong. The people on the ship weren't just fat. They were babies. They were infantilized deliberately by the auto pilot because there was no way to get them back to Earth. Their body proportions were those of infants. They were kept in that state to keep them happy and oblivious. They couldn't walk by themselves, their food was taken from cups that were like baby bottles and they were kept entirely dependent on the ship for everything. So yes they were reliant on technology but they weren't incompetent. They just never had to do anything for themselves.

But of course all Fatty sees is "fat people" because he's incapable of reading between the lines.

 

[Sink Pisser]

Jack is fat and gay

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Wild thing to say for a guy whose a terrible liar or wrong about many things

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[Uber driver reviewer]

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lol I like how he picks and focuses on the three dumbest conspiracies.

It’s almost like he picks the three conspiracies that make anyone who considers any other actual conspiracy to be a lunatic by association.

Thanks Jack, this is very helpful. Now the people will never consider it weird that every congressman has an AIPAC GUY.

 

[The Stranger]

I can't stand moon landing deniers. You know who didn't deny the moon landing? The fucking USSR who we were in a cold war with at the time
It's like these boomer retards like Jack want to be patriotic but one of the crowning achievements of mankind that the US carried out didn't actually happen, all because the money spent on putting men on the moon could've been spent on gibs me meats.
/mati

 

[Super Hans v2]

I can't stand moon landing deniers. You know who didn't deny the moon landing? The fucking USSR who we were in a cold war with at the time
It's like these boomer retards like Jack want to be patriotic but one of the crowning achievements of mankind that the US carried out didn't actually happen, all because the money spent on putting men on the moon could've been spent on gibs me meats.
/mati

Has Jack ever said why he doesn't believe in thr moon landing? A common reason among religious types is that space doesn't exist and what we're looking at is the Firmament, but Jack's too retarded to grasp an abstract concept.

 

[The Stranger]

Has Jack ever said why he doesn't believe in thr moon landing?

Probably nothing more than "RESEARCH IT"

 

[Tiresome]

Has Jack ever said why he doesn't believe in thr moon landing? A common reason among religious types is that space doesn't exist and what we're looking at is the Firmament, but Jack's too retarded to grasp an abstract concept.

And the ironic thing is it rarely seems to be the anti-American lefties who ever deny it. It usually goes against all sense for Jack's political fee-fees, imagine a gigantic mobilization of government, technology and industry, pumping masses of money into the private sector and employing hundreds of thousands of Americans in order to achieve something that objectively would be a massive triumph for any species, let alone nation. Remember that less than sixty-six years transpired between the first heavier-than-air flight and humans setting foot on the surface of another world. That is a staggering achievement. If you say it's mildly tarnished because it was done as the equivalent of a geopolitical slapfight, well maybe there's something there, but the certain fact is it would never have gotten done otherwise in our lifetimes. Retarded assholes like Jack love to claim the Gubmint is Lying To You but to deny one of the true and most significant accomplishments of this country in the last century is so fundamentally counter-productive it's staggering. The moon landing relied on technologies that were not even on paper when Kennedy made his speech. These morons don't believe it could have happened simply because they are far too stupid to even begin to grasp the smallest steps of mating up-to-the-second scientific advancements to hands-on technical and engineering skill it required. It looks like MAAJIC, and thus it must be a fairy tale.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Has Jack ever said why he doesn't believe in thr moon landing? A common reason among religious types is that space doesn't exist and what we're looking at is the Firmament, but Jack's too retarded to grasp an abstract concept.

He rambles about it in his movie review where he sperged hard about it

 

[The Stranger]

He rambles about it in his movie review where he sperged hard about it

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"AND WE'VE NEVER BEEN BACK, REALLY?"
Jack you might find this hard to believe but going to the FUCKING MOON is a little difficult so no one is going back when the only thing to do there is pick up some fucking rocks. I swear I could cave this retards skull in with a club (I said /mati early but I lied).

 

[Tiresome]

He rambles about it in his movie review where he sperged hard about it

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I didn't even watch this, but bear in mind this was a man who was too incompetent to sit in a room for six hours and play songs.

 

[Neko GF]

PIZZAFORNO - ATM PIZZA​

(07/30/25)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=i57_see2ZQI

Spoiler: Local Archive

 

[AltisticRight]

His AI thumbnails are getting more and more unhinged, making less and less sense.
I want him to have a stroke, not give me a stroke by trying to understand what is going on here.