29/7/25 - The Night Ralph Drove Old Dixie Down
Randbot started his day just like he does any other day: On the floor, completely hung over from the night before, eagerly waiting to find the strength to ged up and start polishing over whatever is left in his liquor cabinet. While he could have instead walked over to the closet containing his self admitted illegal double barrel shotgun and gently pressed the eject button out of this life, Randbot instead chose to make the worst decision humanly possible, and started up another all time Petrol Hour Classic (if that's what this trashfire is even called anymore).
Randbot began his stream with some weird anime girl smoking while playing video games in a room with trash everywhere. I don't know how long Randbot has been using this, but it is, at best, a glorification of his "hikikomori" ways, and at worst, extremely trans coded
While struggling to get his faggoty little cat on the screen, he revealed he's using software he bought from Steam called Animaze. His steam account is also visible, but I already posted that a few pages ago.
After Rand somehow figured that out, it was time for your regularly scheduled programming: Saving the white race via anime edits of Confederacy music
Randbot pauses his anime to state that a good state should take care of their elderly. I wonder why a drunken middle aged slob would have this opinion.
"You're going to want a state that looks after you.
I will build a state that looks after you."
(1:40)
After finishing up his daily sob session over the death of the white race, he states that "Americans, you could've been so much better"
Yeah, if only we were all like Randbot, saving the white race by having one (1) child while spending his entire welfare checks on liq--oops I just dropped something... whut da?!
Ok well, so what if random nogs are reproducing in the double digits before they're 25? Randbot is clearly a
kang of the white race for having one (1) son that has already almost died once by drowning.
WHITE RACE W!!!!!!!!!!!!
White Working Class = Low IQ
While watching a video of white people dancing and singing Confederacy music, Randbot calls the entire collective Low IQ.
A fellow white supremacist chimes in and calls Randbot a grifting snob asshole (because he is)
Randbot responds to his "detractor"
Randbot attempts Nick Rekieta tier wordplay to try and weasel his way out of calling the working class Low IQ (1:00), "W-when I say look at these dumb people, I say it with affection
"
(1:40), "I am aware these are the people that built our civilization that we enjoy, and I'm not an ungrateful fuck*" (2:45), The Low IQ individuals were exploited "by the fucking
kiiiikes" therefore Randbot is vindicated in his dehumanization of his fellow whites, detractors felted Randbot W (3:15) "Wh-which means you're the faggot and I'm still right" (3:55)
*Randbot shows his appreciation for the society built by "low IQ" whites via being a total leech while streaming about how evil the government that feeds him is.
Former #Killstream Fan Calls In
Randbot had, for the first time in a LONG time, a guest call into his stream. This guest caller used to be a big fan of the Killstream before Ralph stopped hosting guests and started doing "gay ops" Suffah Pig! 
Apparently this guy works at a laundromat, and Rand for some reason has some sort of spiritual bond with this guy now because he also used to be a productive member of society. Also spots the guys black cat and says Nigguh Mannnn! 
Invaded Intervention
In the middle of a intervention by a long lost friend of Randbot, some strange pig-like monster waltzed his way into The Petrol Hour thanks to Randbot accidentally flashing the link on stream. Southern Dingo would also join in on the fun for round 2 of his attempts at preventing Randbot from drinking himself to death. Randbots face cam was only available through the stream yards link that Ralph was re-streaming. Throughout the call, Randbot and his panel would attempt to jab at Ralphs bifurcation to get him to pop. Unfortunately, no one in this call is aware that the only thing one has to do to defeat Ralphs is ask him where his ring is. This crossover with Ralph lasted almost 6 hours. There's a lot of down time, but it is for the most part a good watch in terms of Sektur kahntent. The following audio is from Randbots stream.
Randbot finally realizes that Ralph joined the call and starts conversing with him (2:45),
Ralph admits he has footage of Randbots child and begins threatening to upload it on the internet (6:20), Two retards who shat themselves on camera begin screaming about each other's sharts (8:40), Ralph speaks in length how Randbot needs to start riding the Ralphacock (9:35), Randbot thinks Mexico is part of South America (12:35), Ralph states he "just saw" his son back in
May (16:30), Ralph is
still running ops for Dax Herrera even though he wants nothing to do with him anymore
(17:40), Ralph of all people is trying to bring up chased-off support (18:50), Randbot brings up a great question, and asks Ralph who even bothers to join his streams anymore. Ralph struggles to find an answer (22:50), everyone laughs in unison hearing that Ralphs last friend is Adam Greene (23:00)
Metokur made Ralph a lot of money (which is all gone now) so therefore Ralph wins (1:45), Randbot states Gator is a mensch (2:00), The "Waifu" guy who runs the randbot.store redbubble site begins his spree of donations to Ralph (4:40), Randbot begins boozing some more with the 44% ABV Gin, about 10-15% more than the Jack Daniels Fire/Apple whisky he usually chugs (6:00),
Ralph dodges making a statement on his MIA truck (6:15), Ralph and Randbot show off their bicep, Ralph uses his
non crippled arm that he also uses to masturbate with (12:20), Ralph demands they start measuring each others dicks next (13:15), Randbot has so far only made $17 dollars
(18:20), sex offender shuffle (19:20)
Ralph ignores a superchat asking him to go gunt-for-gunt with Randbot (0:05), Randbot states the reason Waifu became an a-log is because Randbot refused to play video games with him after the stream (3:20), Ralph brags about abusing his friendship with Randbot and making him work for free (3:40), "I'm not just any nigger, I'm a Memphis Nigger" (8:40), another hog dance (17:30), Randbot is still claiming the video of Randbot shitting himself is AI (21:40)
Ralph pretends not to know about his own claims of his wife being a pedophile (2:00), Ralph is still pretending he has a degree (17:50)
Dingo finally starts talking (0:50), Ralph breaks out the chip bag and starts feeding himself like a tard (1:10), Dingo does his own "DAS NAWT TREWW" (3:15), Dingo freaks out over Randbot "doxing" Ralphs middle name (he's retarded) (6:00), Ralph does more whispering into Randbots ear to encourage more drinking while Randbot opens the bottle of Gin, Randbot even appears to nod his head in agreement (7:45), Randbot loses his cool and starts sperging at Dingo (10:00),
"AND
HOWWW WAS I REWARDED?!" (11:05)
Randbot officially calls off his friendship with Dingo
(8:20), "Yeah I'm definitely a wigger" (9:55), A superchatter brings up someone called "Cookie". Which was brought up earlier, and is apparently someone Randbot banged a long time ago? (10:55)
Ralphs a toys r us kid and refuses to grow up (6:40), Dingo brings up another fucking crypto scam he fell for
(6:50), Ralph brings up Cookie again (12:20), Dingo brings up that he wants Rand to stop drinking,
Randbot states "I've been weening myself off drinking beer" (17:00), "I'm gonna have another glass of Gin" (18:20), "because i've been a very good boy, i'm allowed another glas of Gin" (18:40), yet another hog dance (20:30)
Randbot leans into his desk so his stream can wtiness how illustrious his hair is (7:00), Dingo admits he's balding (7:35), Ralph gloats how he just took a picture and sent it to his GF, he even shoves the phone into his webcam (10:00), Dingo admits he's done Cocaine (17:40), Rand lives in Cambra (18:40)
Dingo is more than happy to shit himself right now for $500 (2:55), Randbot is readying another double-shot of Gin (7:55), Dingo has broken Randbots heart (10:55), Randbot gets up and starts slowly removing his pants, thankfully spares us by leaving the room (14:40)
Someone donates about Cookie yet again, Randbot responds without denying the allegation (3:10), Ralphs 600 IQ comeback: "Your wifes embarrassing. You oughta kill yourself and then her" (4:25), Dingo genuinely believes this conversation has costed him $800 dollars because another scam coin he's too poor to jump into just "mooned" (15:35), Ralph genuinely belives as long as you don't beat your kids, they'll love you
(18:50), Rand "drops the tea" on Ralph by stating "...My sons been home the whole time
" (19:00)
Rand disappears to find Tonks (2:50), Dingo asks why Rands son didn't go to school today and Randbot responds by stating it's Sunday, even though it's actually Tuesday in Australia (3:50), Randbot returns with Tonks (6:00), Dingo calls out to a woman (i guess he's been walking around this entire time?) and tells her that her tires flat. He then proclaims he's just fucking with her and loudly returns to the call saying she was a nigger "She's black and I hate those people, so I fucked with her a little bit" (7:10), Randbot tells everyone that his full name is Ryan Paul Johnson and demands you come get him, nigger (8:40), Randbot pleads for Ralph to stop calling his wife ugly
(9:35), A donation to Ralphs stream asks Randbot to take another double shot of Gin and he happily obliges (10:00)
Ralph and Randbot both had cats named Cleo (0:30), The waifu a-log is apparently a pilot to some extent (8:00), Ralph puts his taxidermied cat on the screen (9:40)
Spite Club SWATs Randbot
Ethan Ralph really, really wanted to make at least $1,000 dollars off of Randbots alcoholism, but it obviously wasn't working. Something illustrious needed to happen soon, since Ralph is clearly falling asleep having to stream well beyond 12 hours at this point. Luckily, something incredibly fortunate just so happens to transpire right when Ralph needed it to happen, somebody called the cops on Randbot! Does Ethan Ralph cut his stream out of respect for Randbot knowing he is also a victim of the same thing that he cries, bitches, and moans about for hours a day?? Nope! Ethan Ralph keeps the camera and his donation links up and live reacts to something he has no idea would happen. Simply uh-mayzin!
Randbot admits he beat his wife, stating the phsysical altercations were mostly started by her (3:20), She punched Randbot multiple times in the face and then he grabbed her hands to "restrain her" (4:30), Randbots wife has been going to see his Dad whos in a home somewhere in his stead because...(?) (9:35), Randbots dementia riddled father cannot remember his wife (9:45), Randbot starts becoming emotional while Dingo refuses to fucking shut the fuck up oh my god Ralph just fucking mute him (10:10), Randbot starts crying over the father he refuses to go see (13:15), " You punch your wife in the face..." "Yeah, she had it coming" (21:05), The police arrive (22:30), The police officer confirms it was an anonymous caller (24:10), Randbot calls the officer a faggot (25:10), "Well how about yeww... Go... And fahkeeng... Stop a--someone* from robbing a bank?!" (25:30), Randbot tells the police to "Stop being a fucking faggot!" (26:15)
*Randbots ability to stop himself from saying Nigger here after that much alcohol is insane
Randbot hollers at the police to get out of his fucking house (0:00), Randbot just keeps responding with "fuck yew" to Ralph and Dingo while, I assume, lying on the floor (0:45), Randbot appears (0:50), Ralphs chat instantly turned into pro Randbotters according to Dingo (1:50), 4 officers came for a wellness check on Randbots son (2:30),
Ralph is not ruling out that it was Nulls fault the cops were called (5:15),
"ANODDUH ALL TAAHM BANGUH FOR DUH KEELSTREAM!" (5:50),
Ralph claims he is checking Sneedchat LIVE and stating that they did it (8:40), "It was Kiwi Farms" (11:00), Randbot leaves (23:00)
It's pretty clear now that Randbots recent uptake in drunkeness is fueled by his Fathers worsening health. It's a good thing he had good friends like Ethan Ralph, who totally didn't go through the same thing, to rely on to fleece him of any remaining dignity he thought he had left.
Aftermath
After Randbot disconnected, Ralph stayed for another hour until he finally got the $1000 dollars he desperetly needed and bailed. He later re-designed the thumbnail and stream name to make his show appear as though it is not all about seething at one Aaron Imholte. Ralph also began to see stars again, believing this is finally his big break that is going to catapult him to stardom, and stated the next day that any re uploads of his feature on Randbots stream were going to get flagged. As for Randbot, he went radio silent for two days. But is as of writing, having a flame war with Ralph on X. He doesn't appear to have any plans for streaming anytime soon, and was probably put in time out by his wife.
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