💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.7%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 275 40.2%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 162 23.7%
  • Total voters
    684
Melty Butter said:
His name is Will Henry Lange. I mention it mainly for posterity because I wouldn't be surprised if he pops up on the Farms for other issues in the future:
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In other words, Nick is now inviting his future self on his own show.
Checks out.
 
crab fucker said:
I've seen actual retarded ESL meth heads who don't get nailed for traffic offenses as much as Nick. What the fuck is wrong with him? Like I know we all know he's a degenerate piece of shit, but being this shitty of a driver while bragging about how much he has to drive his kids around is ridiculous. Like what would it take to convince him that he shouldn't drive like a maniac? Getting into a Ralph-tier crash where his entire torso is red and purple? If he's lucky his kids won't be in the car when this happens, but he's a smug and arrogant enough prick that I'm certain he would chance head on collisions with them in the front seat.
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Nick's a retard with ODD or whatever the correct diagnosis is

He likes going fast and hasn't gotten himself or anyone else killed yet, so who cares what the laws says, especially if the county never punishes him?
 
Vibralldo said:
Nick's a retard with ODD or whatever the correct diagnosis is

He likes going fast and hasn't gotten himself or anyone else killed yet, so who cares what the laws says, especially if the county never punishes him?
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Antisocial personality disorder. But actually ODD is more fitting because he is a child.
 
Melty Butter said:
His name is Will Henry Lange. I mention it mainly for posterity because I wouldn't be surprised if he pops up on the Farms for other issues in the future:
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On the stream last night, this Will Henry Lange was saying how he was such a fuckup POS that he stopped communicating with his mother and sibling just because them not being pieces of shit made him feel so much resentment and shame. He then proceeded to agree with every dumb thing Nick said about addiction and recovery, including an insane assertion that men and women have vastly different experiences of rock bottom. The fact is that all rock bottom stories are the same; the details are just different, and they don’t vary based on chromosome allocation.

Will Henry Lange also hilariously said he hates being around lying addicts now, then almost immediately started saying how much he likes Nick.
 
Vibralldo said:
Nick's a retard with ODD or whatever the correct diagnosis is

He likes going fast and hasn't gotten himself or anyone else killed yet, so who cares what the laws says, especially if the county never punishes him?
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It's one of the few rushes Nick has left (besides nitrous, starvation, child abuse, yelling, hitting himself...).
Edit to add: And how could I forget, exposing his depravity to others?
 
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AnOminous said:
Nick considers speeding awesome not because it saves time (paradoxically it does not)
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I'm turning this into a public service announcement; driving well is better than driving fast. It involves staying within the speed limit (+5mph let's be honest), paying attention to traffic and weather conditions, and knowing which fucking lane you should be in as you approach a turn you need to take or an offramp to get to your destination. Running bicyclists off the road is optional but if you do, remember: no witnesses.
 
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Contrary to expectation the Minnesota Native Somaliman is basically invisible at night on the interstate.
You really cannot be blamed.

(Forgot to wear the mandatory Glownigger HiVis)
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Will Henry Lange also hilariously said he hates being around lying addicts now, then almost immediately started saying how much he likes Nick.
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I can kind of understand being manipulated by the old Nick, before he lost 20 IQ points from nitrous abuse. But I can't understand how grown ass men could be falling for it now. Nick's 2025 mannerisms are so obviously sinister that if you put him in a manipulative husband role in a Lifetime movie it would get rejected for not being believable.
 
Pentamidine said:
I can kind of understand being manipulated by the old Nick, before he lost 20 IQ points from nitrous abuse. But I can't understand how grown ass men could be falling for it now. Nick's 2025 mannerisms are so obviously sinister that if you put him in a manipulative husband role in a Lifetime movie it would get rejected for not being believable.
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Part of me always wonders with these new “friends” who enter notorious lolcows’ circles if they’re undercover alogs farming for inside information. That happens more than ever gets exposed later.

But this guy is probably just a retard with permanent brain damage from his alcohol and drug abuse.
 
Pentamidine said:
I can kind of understand being manipulated by the old Nick, before he lost 20 IQ points from nitrous abuse. But I can't understand how grown ass men could be falling for it now. Nick's 2025 mannerisms are so obviously sinister that if you put him in a manipulative husband role in a Lifetime movie it would get rejected for not being believable.
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Nick's friends and fans now are either Aaron A-Logs who want to use him to get one over on Aaron or former/current drug addicts that see a kinship in Nick.

Sometimes both.
 
I posted this in the dumpster fire Aaron thread, but for those wondering if Geno is deliberately trying to get Aaron arrested or just a retard, here is some background on his history of fucking up other people’s monetization and worse with his impromptu outbursts:

John Andrews Stan said:
He’s a retarded guy with ZERO impulse control who also drinks all day every day. If he’s known for anything in the wider Compound Media universe, it’s always dropping N-bombs and F-slurs on stage or on live streams where other people bear the consequences. That includes doxing phone numbers of his colleagues on air like it’s cute and original. Extremely relevant clip from 2022 of Kevin Brennan going off on him for this shit:


I wouldn’t be shocked if the Kayla outburst was completely impromptu. Geno is a thoughtless fucking baby.
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Geno is more interested in provoking negative reactions than being funny (which he lacks the talent and work ethic to achieve anyway).
 
Geno’s a lousy friend, too wrapped up in the moment to consider the long-term fallout.

The entire RP charge could’ve been avoided if he’d taken two seconds to think bigger and just said, “Bro, maybe don’t do that on-air.” It’s not all on him, Aaron’s the idiot who pulled the trigger, but Geno could’ve flagged the legal risk instead of cosplaying a discount O&A shock jock.

And again this weekend, he's putting his "friend" in legal risk again because he wants to run his mouth. While its a reach to suggest that the speech of another could affect the freedom of the accused, don't be a fucking idiot Geno.
 
Sneed Force One said:
Geno could’ve flagged the legal risk instead of cosplaying a discount O&A shock jock.
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Geno has negative foresight and gives fewer than zero cares about other people. It’s literally his calling card to do fucked up shit live on air, whether it’s doxing or saying slurs he knows can get someone’s channel struck. He drove off a longtime cohost beloved by fans with this lame shtick and it’s hilarious to see him failing now that Cumia isn’t bankrolling his life as a reliable drinking buddy.

At one point after he gave out Kevin Brennan’s phone number live on the air, he was told to stay the fuck away from KB when KB came to the studio to do his usual slot. Instead Geno put himself directly in KB’s path and provoked an epic meltdown that almost ended in a fistfight (and KB threatened to kill Geno, destroy a camera, and slammed the door so hard that all the power went out in the studio lol). It’s just what Geno does. Aaron knows this and has zero excuse for trusting such a bull in a china shop.


TL;DR Aaron picks the worst “friends” because he has no real options. Aaron could have easily foreseen Geno fucking his shit up.
 
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Remember a few months ago when Nick was talking dumb shit in Aaron's chat, later tweeted that it was SEEAAANNN pretending to be Nick to make Nick look bad, but then realized it was a verified account on yt that anyone could see was actually Nick and not Sean, and eventually deleted the tweet?

Lol yeah...

Anyway, Nick's a faggot that had sex with his bf Aaron.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
TL;DR Aaron picks the worst “friends” because he has no real options. Aaron could have easily foreseen Geno fucking his shit up.
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Aaron seems to have a Shallow Hal-type syndrome where everyone sees the glaring, walking red flags he buddies up to but to him they're harmless, cool companions. The constant urge to stubbornly swim against the current of logic to prove he can make it work always bites him in the ass.

Exhibit A: Aaron was estranged from his family for years when they warned him that the hoe bag April is bad news. He went all in by marrying her, smearing his own family at her behest, and well look how that ended.

Exhibit B: Nick and Kayla got introduced to Aaron by Cumia orbiter Chrissie Mayr in late 2023, despite the warning signs this was a Rekieta on the decline and he (Aaron) was wholly ignorant/tolerant of the drug-induced trainwreck (part of me believed he persisted with the relationship and teasing everyone on the swinging rumors to 'prove' to the many internet canaries in the coalmine that he could make it work, well look how that's going now).

Exhibit C: The loose-lipped Biscontes have been a net-negative on Aaron's already-meagre finances ever since he befriended them due (mainly) to their proximity to his idol Cumia. Add up the thousands Aaron paid Geno & Keanu for comedy appearances at 2 of his anniversary shows and to fill in as guest hosts on his daily shows while April was getting filled in by Balldo, then throw in the thousands Aaron's forking up for legal expenses because the Biscontes couldn't decipher that a phone call and questioning from cops is a harbinger of legal trouble down the line for Aaron and they chose to rat on him without hesitation over a picture.

Aaron brought this on himself. Maybe he's color-blind to red flags, idk.......
 
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