Sam Hyde

You know what’s an even simpler solution than this convoluted “I’m going to heckin OWN my detractors” train of oneupmanship? Just ignoring them entirely. You know, like he’s doing right now.
Yeah lolcows banning people for bringing up uncomfortable pressure points has really worked wonders and has made rumours go away! You have to be retarded to earnestly believe what you're saying here, especially on KIWI FARMS of all places. Come on, man. Sam is welcome to allow markyposter money from fishtank TTS at any time, but he won't. Curious!

I wonder if you similarly advise someone who’s been doxed and swatted to broadcast their home address as loudly as possible to epically own the haters.
Completely retarded false equivalence. Fucking high schoolers at 28 years old is, in no way, like getting doxed. Lmao
 
Yeah lolcows banning people for bringing up uncomfortable pressure points
As far as I know, Fishtank TTS and chat doesn’t ban users for Markyposting, it simply refunds their TTS tokens or censors their message. Considering that Markyposters are by and large bad actors such as yourself, this is an incredibly generous practice.

Come on, man. Sam is welcome to allow markyposter money from fishtank TTS at any time
Au contraire, you have to pay for Fishtank’s tokens with real money before you can spend those tokens on TTS. As far as Sam is concerned, refunding Markypost TTSes makes no difference to him, because said Markyposter has already paid him when buying the requisite tokens to make said TTS in the first place.

Fucking high schoolers at 28 years old is
Besides the point. The point is whether or not the accusation itself should be addressed by Sam. The actual contents of the accusation could be anything from murderraping his mom to forgetting to lock his door when leaving the house on September 29th 2008 at 6:45pm.
 
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Nope. I have a loving mother and father. Something tells me you cannot say the same, otherwise it wouldn't be on your mind all of the time and strangely always in connection to Sam Hyde.

One has to wonder what Sam has personally done or said to offend you to continue this bizarre crusade against him.
I have a mom and dad too bro, theyre together, everything is chill. I like making fun of Sam Hyde Image Trustees who do it for free. This is recreation for me my friend

I don’t know if Sam did what he is alleged to have done… but It’s gross how many Sam Hyde / fishtank fans are ok with grown men having sex with kids (teenagers are children). All the excuses make me sick.
Similar to Richard Dawkins' "God of the Gaps" argument, where science somehow makes religious beliefs irrelevant, leading the faithful to recede to evermore tenuous and untenable positions of faith (this paradigm is completely wrong btw, no religious person has a crisis of faith over God's creation being discovered by man), the NuMDE wigger-era Hyde fans (who have apparently been doing image maintenance [for free, no less!] - for YEARS, mind you!) engage in what I will call the "Good Guy of the Gaps" argument.

They are CERTAIN Sam Hyde doesnt fuck men and get fucked by men, because Charls forgave Sam
They KNOW Sam Hyde isnt a disgusting self-loathing reprobate with skeletons in his closet, because having sex with high schoolers is legal in RI so just shut up and who cares
They BELIEVE Sam can do no wrong, because they will interpret Sam flipping a table for anything other than what it was: petulant rage from a loss of control

Considering that Markyposters are by and large bad actors such as yourself
Oh yeah, gotta watch out for the 2yo kiwi farms account autisticly replying to every hydetranny who's buttblasted I would criticise their Internet Father. I'm a real force to be reckoned with. You're the real hero, and you do this for no monetary recompense, no less!
Fucking high schoolers at 28 years old is besides the point.
...No, that is literally the point behind markyposting, actually.
 
Oh yeah, gotta watch out for the 2yo kiwi farms account autisticly replying to every hydetranny who's buttblasted I would criticise their Internet Father.
Huh? What are you talking about? I’m just calling you a disingenuous retard, you disingenuous retard.

...No, that is literally the point behind markyposting, actually.
But we aren’t debating the purpose of markyposting itself, we’re debating whether or not Sam should go out of his way to address it. See how this works?
 
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What's with this fixation on single mothers and Sam being an "e-daddy father figure"? Where does that even come from outside of insecure projection?
@BingBongDingDong hit the nail on the head earlier in the thread. The people talking about e-daddies constantly in this thread get all their opinions from Null, their e-daddy, on MATI. Classic case of projection.
 
Huh? What are you talking about? I’m just calling you a disingenuous retard, you disingenuous retard.
So you deny that sam hyde fucked a teenager at 28 years old, or...? Nothing disingenous about my points regarding Sam. I'm sorry you take it so personally when I criticise someone on the Criticise People Website when he is not your friend, father, employer or lover pal. That is a certified You Problem
 
So you deny that sam hyde fucked a teenager at 28 years old, or...?
I don’t particularly care one way or another. Saint-Saëns once said “I am not a homosexual, I am a pederast” but last time I checked the Organ Symphony still sounded fucking fantastic, and Extreme Peace still made me laugh.

I'm sorry you take it so personally when I criticise someone on the Criticise People Website
Pretty liberal definition of criticism, if you ask me.
 
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Anyone calling me a retard for sperging out like one is running a defense force operation for free and they don't have fathers. Did I mention they don't have fathers?

C'mon dude.

@BingBongDingDong hit the nail on the head earlier in the thread. The people talking about e-daddies constantly in this thread get all their opinions from Null, their e-daddy, on MATI. Classic case of projection.
Ironically, Null is also the product of a single mother household.
 
Saint-Saëns once said “I am not a homosexual, I am a pederast” but last time the I checked the Organ Symphony still sounds fucking fantastic, and Extreme Peace still made me laugh.
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Now THAT's what I call out-of-pocket conflation! I actually respect the commitment it took to compare Sam Hyde to a pedophile, as a fan, and press 'Post Reply'.

Anyone calling me a retard for sperging out like one is running a defense force operation for free and they don't have fathers. Did I mention they don't have fathers?
Don't forget that Sam Hyde does not even know you exist, that's also an important detail
 
I actually respect the commitment it took to compare Sam Hyde to a pedophile, as a fan, and press 'Post Reply'.
What commitment exactly did it take for me to point out that I’m allowed to enjoy creative work without any regard for the morals or actions of its creators? Is the concept of a greater guiding principle completely absent in your mind, or is your brain simply wired to respond solely to buzzwords and surface level shock value?
 
What commitment exactly did it take for me to point out that I’m allowed to enjoy creative work without any regard for the morals or actions of their creators? Is the concept of a greater guiding principle completely absent in your mind, or is your brain simply wired to respond solely to buzzwords and surface level shock value?
All of his favorite creators are also his e-daddys. That's the only conclusion I can make from this line of posts.
 
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What commitment exactly did it take for me to point out that I’m allowed to enjoy creative work without any regard for the morals or actions of their creators?
Wow, that's a big change of heart from claiming Sam dindu nuffin. Now you're actually too cool to care about someone's personal life, which is why - you know - you're posting about how much you don't care about someone's personal life on Kiwi Farms Dot ST....
 
And I would never want him to because I don't care to know him.
And so you do Sam Hyde Defense Force posting why, exactly?
You however seem to care for some reason :smug:
It's not "some" reason, I made it explicitly clear:
I like making fun of Sam Hyde Image Trustees who do it for free. This is recreation for me my friend

Feel free to quote where I said this. Take as long as you need to find it.
Fair, I have gone through your post history and must have conflated your points with others. Whoopsies! You simply believe that Sam Hyde can be both a weird sex pervert AND funny simultaneously (at least we agree on one of those things!)
 
What commitment exactly did it take for me to point out that I’m allowed to enjoy creative work without any regard for the morals or actions of its creators?
Holy shit I wish you actually felt this way. I wonder how many how many pages are just you persistently replying to every negative opinion in this fucking lolcow thread, shits unreadable because you do this every time
 
And so you do Sam Hyde Defense Force posting why, exactly?
I opened the thread, noticed you we're being a retard and bullied you accordingly.
It's not "some" reason, I made it explicitly clear:
I like making fun of Sam Hyde Image Trustees who do it for free. This is recreation for me my friend
"I'm actually just doing this for laughs, that's why I've been seething, daily, about Sam Hyde on multiple platforms".

I'm sure you truly and honestly believe that too, without any self awareness :story:
 
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