Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Hit Squad]

Some more images and gifs of Jason I yoinked from his discord, please feel free to use them in your own pet projects.

Spoiler: Fell off the back of a wagon gov... honest!

There was one gif which got wiped before I could save it. Basically Thor superimposed and doing movements that made him look like he was giving head to Thanos. Either a troll or a true fan who cheekily flew too close to the sun.

 

[Internet-Denizen]

(pictures!)

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He looks like a 60 year old lesbian in those two.

 

[Question Humanity]

"Just going to enjoy myself"
How many ferrets will be SA'd?

I'd wager 40 lines of YAML that at least 3 shitnoodles will be raped to death by Jason during his vacation.

 

[Mio Naganohara]

Some more images and gifs of Jason I yoinked from his discord, please feel free to use them in your own pet projects.

Spoiler: Fell off the back of a wagon gov... honest!

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There was one gif which got wiped before I could save it. Basically Thor superimposed and doing movements that made him look like he was giving head to Thanos. Either a troll or a true fan who cheekily flew too close to the sun.

These really accentuate how weird his twiggy alien arms look

 

[A T.V. Hating Mutant]

Fuck my life, I just robbed this from Jason's discord. We knew some of them worship their Mald and saviour, but this takes the cake:

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Spoiler: Jason Christ's Last Supper

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Oh and remember this gem: View attachment 7710022 it certainly looks like a fucking therapy group.

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I promise you the creator of that image, as well as his most loyal subjects, sat there looking at it, wondering where their place at the table would lie. ("how close would i be sitting next to daddy Thor?!")

100% chance he whines about how he would love to relax on the one vacation he's had in years, but he has to be terminally online, combating the "hate machine" instead.

Time to give those ferrets some in-depth 1 on 1 time

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

Some more images and gifs of Jason I yoinked from his discord, please feel free to use them in your own pet projects.

Praise thee who get every ugly screenshot of Mr. Gnometaker in 4k quality.

 

[Hit Squad]

Wasnt the college he chose also for some second life thing? I remember reading something about that in here.

From the OP:

He literally tried to get into an actual Woodbury University to try to get control over their fake world in Second Life. This university costs 22k a year

It was all to do with a virtual war played out on second life and in particular, the Woodbury College server site. In very basic terms, he had a massive beef with Woobury over what was happening in the digital world and tried to push that conflict into the real world.

Have a look at Lanza's video on the second life group Justice League unlimited, Mald was part of all that drama involving JLU and the college.

Two videos from Lanza.

The Life and times of Pirate Software. Touches on all the major arcs including Second Life, EVE and UWUgate.

Archive

A video on the Second Life group 'Justice League Unlimited', Maldavious Figtree is a recurring character in the ensuing drama.

Archive

 

[BigPeanut]

I found the site he took a screencap of

https://streamscharts.com/channels/piratesoftware

all the way at the bottom is the Fake Voice 3.0, the link just links to Amazon with the search query as "Fake Voice 3.0"
seems like a nothingburger

edit: yea I don't think this site, while funny, is entirely reliable
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well well well, we finally learn his REAL name after all.

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

One must wonder, how the fuck this nigga found his way to a tit when he was an infant?

You mean how he found his way to the breast-milk fridge?

 

[Fat At The Internet]

Some more images and gifs of Jason

Anti microphone proximity device.

 

[Hit Squad]

A new aeroplane has hit the pirate ship.

Wikipedia Link to Pirate Software article (up for deletion).



His discord ain't taking it that well:

Love the 'incorrect! Nightbot, show me Jason's linkedin profile to prove the truth to everyone here!' at the end.

Holy shit, I was out of the discord for literally a minute, went back in and the original post was deleted. The discussion went on for a while, the usual glazing you'd expect from his fanbase, but a mod came in and shut it down pronto:

So looks like they are gulaging any mention of drama as swiftly as possible, at least in the general chat.

Edit: Helbeglin here seems to be an ardent Jason dickrider. He's the one who tried to link Jason's Linkedin page into the chat, he gets mogged by one of his own over a technicality:

Edit2: Didn't notice this message at first under the Mods 'let it perish':

Snakey fuckers think they can pull a fast one on a new wikipage, the thumbs up is from Herakles, the chatter who first posted the wiki deletion pic.

 

[A T.V. Hating Mutant]

One must wonder, how the fuck this nigga found his way to a tit when he was an infant?

Maybe mommy dearest refused to let him latch, might explain some of his issues. If this mother fucker had been born in China, he probably would have been thrown in a dumpster.

Edit:

lmfao

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

Wikipedia Link to Pirate Software article.

I wonder who wrote this... "It is believed"-my ass, lol.

But can we all have a hearty laugh at the fact that his Controversies section is longer than this Personal Life section? Truly, a master baiter.


E:

Now that I've actually read these, holy fuck are they retarded. Wikipedia a government website? Everything online being permanent? Yeah, man, like the games you want to abandon, those are permanent, right? If everything was so permanent, why do we feel the need to archive everything in here? Such dumb cunts, it's astounding. Aren't these the kinds of slobbering retards who consume Lost Media content?

 

[canalCrab]

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I wonder who wrote this... "It is believed"-my ass, lol.

Lizterr Anyone can correlate that name with a person on his discord?

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

Lizterr Anyone can correlate that name with a person on his discord?

THAT FUCKING EDIT, MY SIDES.

 

[gaarashatan]

Ironic since just recently he explained that he never shuts the fuck up because "if I dont fight back everyone will believe those mean things about me!!1!"

yeah, which is why i said i believe he did it. cause he wont shutup about everything else. but this. not a fucking word. and you think someone who didnt do it would be quick to deny it. im telling yeah. this dude is a sick pos

 

[Stickplant]

A new aeroplane has hit the pirate ship.

Wikipedia Link to Pirate Software article (up for deletion).

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His discord ain't taking it that well:
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Love the 'incorrect! Nightbot, show me Jason's linkedin profile to prove the truth to everyone here!' at the end.

Holy shit, I was out of the discord for literally a minute, went back in and the original post was deleted. The discussion went on for a while, the usual glazing you'd expect from his fanbase, but a mod came in and shut it down pronto:
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So looks like they are gulaging any mention of drama as swiftly as possible, at least in the general chat.

One question I keep asking myself when reading about his discord:
Is there some kind of tool/program (or browser addon for the web client) that would log discord servers, DMs etc that your account can see and only mark deleted messages or edits without removing the original content, basically archiving everything locally for you to view/use later?

 

[shine forever]

I wonder who wrote this... "It is believed"-my ass, lol.

Not surprising fans of a ferret fucker can only write using weasel words

 

[Lambda]

yeah, which is why i said i believe he did it. cause he wont shutup about everything else. but this. not a fucking word. and you think someone who didnt do it would be quick to deny it. im telling yeah. this dude is a sick pos

That just means there are more, once the floodgates open, expect more people to come forward with similar allegations.

One question I keep asking myself when reading about his discord:
Is there some kind of tool/program (or browser addon for the web client) that would log discord servers, DMs etc that your account can see and only mark deleted messages or edits without removing the original content, basically archiving everything locally for you to view/use later?

Without a bot, you'd need a client mod to do that. You can probably have a plugin in vencord record everything and even show deleted messages.

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

Wasnt the college he chose also for some second life thing? I remember reading something about that in here.

It was all to do with a virtual war played out on second life and in particular, the Woodbury College server site. In very basic terms, he had a massive beef with Woobury over what was happening in the digital world and tried to push that conflict into the real world.

Basically that. I'm not going to pretend I understand much of this SL retardness, but some more food for thought:

Jason seems to have finished HS in 2006, and curiously he doesn't list any university passage on LinkedIn:


Notably, the Woodbury University SL drama happened in 2007:

"[...] July of 2007, when the original Woodbury University region was first trashed by IntLibber Brautigan employee Maldavius Figtree [...]"

(source)

It was only after this shutdown that the supposed enrolling happened:

"He also went as far as enrolling in the real life Woodbury University in an attempt to gain control over the Woodbury Sim that was planned at the time after it got shut down initially.

Yes, that's right folks, he actually went as far as enrolling in a 22k a year school to get control over something in a fake world. "

(source - fun read)

Is it possible Jason went to study entomology there?
Very likely not; it's not a program the university offers.

But could that have been his only university experience, and is he even lying about the entomology thing?
Would be another day ending in y, as someone else said before.
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Edit, also consider this: what would be the issue with listing the college where he spent a semester or two studying entomology (or whatever)? Maybe:
- The university isn't prestigious (I doubt Jason would mind. You'd still get cool points.)
- He doesn't want the Woodbury name on his profile because it's too close to Maldavius's peak mischief.