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DeckardBane said:
What if there was a convention based on Chris. With panels of various Christorical Figures and maybe the big man himself.
Also what would be the name of the convention because I can't think anything besides Sonichu Mid-Atlantic or PickleCon.
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http://cwckiforums.com/threads/chris-post-mortem-where-do-we-go-from-there-on-out.1688/

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Seriously though, I call it "CWC-Con", with free copies of photocopied Sonichu comics and some fan-made videos of Sonichu shown on some screens.
 
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As I have stated before, my personal opinion is that Chris is a retard who more or less cannot improve.
However, what if Chris experienced some severe physical trauma or brain injury, and it improved his cognitive function significantly?

1. Phineas Gage experienced a dramatic shift in personality after his brain injury.
2. An American soldier during the first gulf war was shot in the head and went from being a dullard to a very intelligent man. In the specifics of that case, the man was shot in the head, through his helmet, at long range by a AK-47 round, which went from front to back directly though the center of his brain, between the two hemispheres. The bullet was slowed down enough by the distance and helmet so that incredibly, the soldier made a full recovery, and he went from being the Gomer Pyle of the unit to being a highly intelligent man. The main theory is that the bullet's passage changed the connections between the two hemispheres of his brain, and boosted his cognitive function.

Naturally, it's unlikely that Chris Chan will experience any sort of severe injury, and even if he does, it's very probably not going to up his IQ.

But what if?
What if Chris fell down the stairs at the rental house, or was in a car crash, and got a concussion, and woke up with his Autism cured, personality changed, and an extra 20 or 30 IQ points? I know that's a very long shot, but I thought I'd share with you guys and see if any of you had any insight or thoughts about this potential scenario.
 
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skyraider91 said:
But what if?
What if Chris fell down the stairs at the rental house, or was in a car crash, and got a concussion, and woke up with his Autism cured, personality changed, and an extra 20 or 30 IQ points? I know that's a very long shot, but I thought I'd share with you guys and see if any of you had any insight or thoughts about this potential scenario.
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Excellent hypothesis... safe for one major detail: how is falling down a flight of stairs going to fix his crooked :pickle: :?:

PS: If falling down fixes autism imma start up a business throwing spergs off stairs for money today!
 
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skyraider91 said:
As I have stated before, my personal opinion is that Chris is a exceptional individual who more or less cannot improve.
However, what if Chris experienced some severe physical trauma or brain injury, and it improved his cognitive function significantly?
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2. An American soldier during the first gulf war was shot in the head and went from being a dullard to a very intelligent man. In the specifics of that case, the man was shot in the head, through his helmet, at long range by a AK-47 round, which went from front to back directly though the center of his brain, between the two hemispheres. The bullet was slowed down enough by the distance and helmet so that incredibly, the soldier made a full recovery, and he went from being the Gomer Pyle of the unit to being a highly intelligent man. The main theory is that the bullet's passage changed the connections between the two hemispheres of his brain, and boosted his cognitive function.
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Field agents have tried sniping his head many times, but he's always dodged the bullets through evasive maneuvering (
) so I don't think we'll ever know.
 
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I read an article sometime ago about how the theme song to "Barney and Friends" was being used as a torture technique in gitmo. (And please, I would like this thread to stay apolitical. We already have to much polarization and political sniping. I personally do not condone the use of torture.) Anyway, randomly while thinking about Chris I suddenly thought about that article and wondered if they've ever tried to use Sonichu or other Chris-Chan-Creations for that. So that got me wondering about other unconventional uses for Chris's "talent". What other things might Chris and his stuff be used for? Fire starter, ipecac, appetite suppressor?
 
Might be a bit unoriginal here, but I'd vote for Chris' Donald Duck impression as a method of torture.
 
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Trickie said:
Might be a bit unoriginal here, but I'd vote for Chris' Donald Duck impression as a method of torture.
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No, a form of therapy for kids addicted to TV. Attach a device that exponentially increases the chance of NightmareDonald being played for every __ minutes that the TV is on.
 
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exball said:
I have no idea why you would wish that on anyone you filthy monster.
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If we don't use his Donald Duck impression, the terrorists will... (I'm sorry, I had to)

Randall Fragg said:
No, a form of therapy for kids addicted to TV. Attach a device that exponentially increases the chance of NightmareDonald being played for every __ minutes that the TV is on.
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You'd expose CHILDREN to this? And exball says I'm the monster...
 
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Randall Fragg said:
I read an article sometime ago about how the theme song to "Barney and Friends" was being used as a torture technique in gitmo. (And please, I would like this thread to stay apolitical. We already have to much polarization and political sniping. I personally do not condone the use of torture.) Anyway, randomly while thinking about Chris I suddenly thought about that article and wondered if they've ever tried to use Sonichu or other Our Pet Lolcow-Creations for that. So that got me wondering about other unconventional uses for Chris's "talent". What other things might Chris and his stuff be used for? Fire starter, ipecac, appetite suppressor?
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Watch every single Chris video (about/more than 380 videos) with no breaks in between for a torture method. Best for people who don't even know Chris and wonders what is going on with our favourite manchild.
 
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skyraider91 said:
inb4 "Shit his pants and do nothing"
inb4 "What If threads are lame"
As I have stated before, my personal opinion is that Chris is a exceptional individual who more or less cannot improve.
However, what if Chris experienced some severe physical trauma or brain injury, and it improved his cognitive function significantly?

1. Phineas Gage experienced a dramatic shift in personality after his brain injury.
2. An American soldier during the first gulf war was shot in the head and went from being a dullard to a very intelligent man. In the specifics of that case, the man was shot in the head, through his helmet, at long range by a AK-47 round, which went from front to back directly though the center of his brain, between the two hemispheres. The bullet was slowed down enough by the distance and helmet so that incredibly, the soldier made a full recovery, and he went from being the Gomer Pyle of the unit to being a highly intelligent man. The main theory is that the bullet's passage changed the connections between the two hemispheres of his brain, and boosted his cognitive function.

Naturally, it's unlikely that Our Pet Lolcow will experience any sort of severe injury, and even if he does, it's very probably not going to up his IQ.

But what if?
What if Chris fell down the stairs at the rental house, or was in a car crash, and got a concussion, and woke up with his Autism cured, personality changed, and an extra 20 or 30 IQ points? I know that's a very long shot, but I thought I'd share with you guys and see if any of you had any insight or thoughts about this potential scenario.
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I read an account of a woman whos husband shot her in the head with a .38, and it passed the same way. No positive effect like your story, but all she had was a concussion. The hubby suicided.

The premise reminds me of flowers for algernon. Im having fun picturing how he would react, but its too soon to say what i think would happen. Gotta digest it.

Randall Fragg said:
I read an article sometime ago about how the theme song to "Barney and Friends" was being used as a torture technique in gitmo. (And please, I would like this thread to stay apolitical. We already have to much polarization and political sniping. I personally do not condone the use of torture.) Anyway, randomly while thinking about Chris I suddenly thought about that article and wondered if they've ever tried to use Sonichu or other Our Pet Lolcow-Creations for that. So that got me wondering about other unconventional uses for Chris's "talent". What other things might Chris and his stuff be used for? Fire starter, ipecac, appetite suppressor?
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On the men who stare at goats, they play a clip from good morning america where anne curry i think it was reported on just that, barney at gitmo. That was a real gma clip, not something shot for the movie. I remember seeing it when it aired.
 
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The A-Logs would really be the biggest problem with this. I think that most people would probably be fine enough, almost respectful. The A-Logs would probably come with the intent to start their own saga even if it involves them beating Chris up, although part of me would expect to see at least one pre-teen boy dressed up in drag in the hopes of becoming the next BlueSpike.

exball said:
What if Chris went on a cruise?
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He'd gorge himself on the never-ending buffets of free food and booze, for starters. Most cruise ships offer free food and drink, so he'd take advantage of that. I can see him stuffing food into a bag to take back to his room for his mom, who would go on the cruise with him, but spend most of the time in her room. During the entire thing Chris would make awkward advances towards people (helped by liquid courage) and maybe even score if he's willing to go for the far older women and not go after the 9s and 10s. Supposedly cruise ships can be floating orgies if you go to the right ones and are even remotely decent. What would bring the hilarity is that Chris would probably spend a good amount of time talking about all of the other cruise ships that sank and filled up with water and feces, turning off most of the people around him. If Barb did go to the deck, she'd probably be even worse than Chris.

Of course the true terror would come when/if Chris decided to go for a swim or get some sun in his new bathing suit...
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Let's say you're walking down the streets of Charlottesville. And suddenly there in front of you is the Homophobic Cross-dresser himself, Christian Weston Chandler. What would you do?

If I didn't chicken out, this is what I would do:

1. Introduce myself.
2. Say I'm a big fan of Sonichu.
3. Have some semblance of a conversation.
4. Right as I'm about to go about my business, I lean over and say something that would totally make him cringe. Something like:

A. "Clyde gives his regards."
B. "I'm Gay."
C. "See you later Ian."
D. "I am *insert troll here*"

5. Then I would skip away as creepily as possible.

That's what I would do (if I didn't chicken out). What about you guys?
 
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