Containment What If?

If he was there at the same place for a while, I'd dress up as Bob Chandler (with heavy makeup) and confront Chris, pretending to be his dad back form the dead. Now wouldn't that make him shit his pants?. Nya-ha-ha...
 
Apocalypso said:
If he was there at the same place for a while, I'd dress up as Bob Chandler (with heavy makeup) and confront Chris, pretending to be his dad back form the dead. Now wouldn't that make him shit his pants?. Nya-ha-ha...
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He can't even recognize his own face in the mirror, what makes you think he'd recognize Fake Bob?
... It just occurred to me that the only surviving pictures of Bob at this point might be the ones on the CWCki.
 
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I'd pretend to be Sonichu's biggest fan. And tell him that he needs to go back to drawing because all of his fanbase wants Sonichu back. You know, try to convince him that he should pick up his crayons, get back on the horse, and crap out more masterpieces.
Or pretend that I'm gay and claim that Sonichu is an LGBT icon. Be all like "Thanks to Sonichu, I got the courage to come out! Thanks Chris!" That would be hilarious. And it might motivate him to draw more in an attempt to "take back Sonichu".
 
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Satan said:
I would tell him he is fat and I will not have sex with him. Then I would tell him about Pixy.
Nine months later Crystal will be born and I get a thank-you card in the mail. A single teardrop runs down my face.
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Haha, c'mon, pixyteri is at least human.

Randall Fragg said:
Or pretend that I'm gay and claim that Sonichu is an LGBT icon. Be all like "Thanks to Sonichu, I got the courage to come out! Thanks Chris!" That would be hilarious. And it might motivate him to draw more in an attempt to "take back Sonichu".
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Heh, of course he'd be cranky, but regardless, he'd still consider Sonichu a loss at that point. He'd be mad, but just like he's mad about all the other things he's lost to the trolls.
 
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What if Chris had really just been in the imaginations of all of us as a whole and didn't really exist?
 
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RogerRabbit1988 said:
What if Chris had really just been in the imaginations of all of us as a whole and didn't really exist?
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Who's saying that isn't true?

ToroidalBoat said:
Had Bob still been alive, what would the non-ween trolling have turned into beyond the "Calling Out" saga? (I'm not asking for specific trolling plans though)

IRL, it was pretty much called off when Bob died, IIRC.
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I think his grand finale was going to be Clyde. Since he was just taking Internet personalities and saying "I doxed you, this is you," we can all ponder who Clyde was. A-log, Tourette's Guy, Chris Crocker, AVGN, TAA, Moleman, take your pick.
Chris was also beginning to stop being online, Bob's death just sped up the eventual finale.
 
Belze said:
What I meant was : "What if Chris would actually speak with me without assuming I'm a troll and running away as soon as he sees that I recognize him"
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I imagine that it'd probably be one of the weirdest, most awkward conversations ever. Whenever I think of what it'd be like to talk to Chris, I always remember this one guy that used to come into this video store I worked in. He had a huge fixation with the Olsen Twins, the type that would be normal for tweeny-boppers, but is insanely creepy for a Vietnam vet in his 40s/50s. I was the only person who would ring him up, as nobody else could talk to him and keep a straight face. Because I didn't laugh at him or forward his information to the police, he'd hold mini conversations with me- mostly centered around OT topics, but he'd also mention his own life. He always came across as a little sad and lonely, as whatever he was exposed to in Vietnam really did a number on what was already a fairly shaky mind and he didn't really have any friends. I don't think he was a kiddy fiddler, although I wouldn't have left him alone with a younger child just for the kid's safety. I get the impression that none of his family really gave a shit about him as long as he kept to himself, as they'd occasionally come in with him and just wander around aimlessly while he brought up various OT movies and got me to order them. He was pretty starved for attention, once he realized that you weren't going to make fun of him.

I imagine that Chris would be a lot like that guy, except that he'd be a lot more cautious to start off.
 
exball said:
What if Chris went on a cruise?
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A video of him on a deck chair scooting his dirty, crapped tomgirl bikini bottom down to scoop out his dookies would surface as a related video next to the chick who pissed all over the place on her cruise.
 
Want Woman said:
What if Chris watched JoJo's Bizarre Adventure? You know he'd make Stands a thing in Sonichu, if he was still drawing it.
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He'd feel very confused because of how fabulous and manly it is and fall off the straight path for Dio.
 
DeckardBane said:
Let's say you're walking down the streets of Charlottesville. And suddenly there in front of you is the Homophobic Cross-dresser himself, Christian Weston Chandler. What would you do?

If I didn't chicken out, this is what I would do:

1. Introduce myself.
2. Say I'm a big fan of Sonichu.
3. Have some semblance of a conversation.
4. Right as I'm about to go about my business, I lean over and say something that would totally make him cringe. Something like:

A. "Clyde gives his regards."
B. "I'm Gay."
C. "See you later Ian."
D. "I am *insert troll here*"

5. Then I would skip away as creepily as possible.

That's what I would do (if I didn't chicken out). What about you guys?
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I'd very politely say hi. Then after he walks by I'd knock him unconscious and drag him out into a cabin in the mountains (hasn't everybody had this fantasy?). There I'd begin to either brainwash him into being a better person, or skin him and wear him as a suit. It'd really depend on the what day it was.
 
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six.four.systems said:
What if Chris was a helicopter.
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Hmm... yeah ... i .. i ca.. i can not fly due .. due to the stress with ma love quest..


*words on the side of chriscopter* Im a current 30 year old MEDEVAC copter who is currently looking for a helicopter free pilot age 18- to current age white non smoking non drinking to be my pilot to fly from the ground up.
 
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six.four.systems said:
What if Chris was a helicopter.
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