Containment What If?

[Fishkill]

This didnt need to be a thread,
But if I met Chris in person i'd scream julay.

 

[telegramsamo]

I'd shout JULAYYY!!!! really loud and throw pennies at him.

 

[José Mourinho]

I'd say Hi. :3

 

[Strewth]

I'd kill him.

 

[Marvin]

Get drunk with Chris.

 

[Trickie]

I'd probably observe him for a little while, see what happens, probably nothing of interest. Wouldn't likely approach unless he approached me first.

 

[Marvin]

He'd gorge himself on the never-ending buffets of free food and booze, for starters. Most cruise ships offer free food and drink, so he'd take advantage of that. I can see him stuffing food into a bag to take back to his room for his mom, who would go on the cruise with him, but spend most of the time in her room. During the entire thing Chris would make awkward advances towards people (helped by liquid courage) and maybe even score if he's willing to go for the far older women and not go after the 9s and 10s. Supposedly cruise ships can be floating orgies if you go to the right ones and are even remotely decent. What would bring the hilarity is that Chris would probably spend a good amount of time talking about all of the other cruise ships that sank and filled up with water and feces, turning off most of the people around him. If Barb did go to the deck, she'd probably be even worse than Chris.

Of course the true terror would come when/if Chris decided to go for a swim or get some sun in his new bathing suit...

Spoiler: Pic

Heh, Chris would be doing a lot better with some liquid courage. I mean, I guess it's not hard to do better than 0.00%, but still...

Barb probably has lost her touch in roping in men, because her technique probably relied on a combination of "my body's decent..." and a silver tongue. And no amount of silver tongue is going to convince men when she doesn't have a body to speak of.

Also, well, that bathing suit is pretty gross, but at least it isn't his birthday suit, right?

 

[Meeko]

Heh, Chris would be doing a lot better with some liquid courage. I mean, I guess it's not hard to do better than 0.00%, but still...

Barb probably has lost her touch in roping in men, because her technique probably relied on a combination of "my body's decent..." and a silver tongue. And no amount of silver tongue is going to convince men when she doesn't have a body to speak of.

Also, well, that bathing suit is pretty gross, but at least it isn't his birthday suit, right?

Brr... that's a scream yourself awake image to have in your head.

I never really thought about Barb trying to rope men in during a cruise. I just kind of figured she wouldn't really try, although she probably would at least attempt to make conversation with some of the guys on the ship. She's probably doesn't have an interest in sex anymore, but she might try if she thought she could land someone to take care of her.

 

[The Joker]

Tell him I hired a black tranny hooker to dig up Patti.

 

[Gorogoroth]

I think I'd take a photo for the forum, maybe just say Hi, I recognise you as the creator of Sonichu, long time fan etc. I'm sure he'd just ignore me, or run away. You never know, he might flail at you with those chubby arms of his. That'd be fun.

 

[BT 075]

I would tell him he is fat and I will not have sex with him. Then I would tell him about Pixy.
Nine months later Crystal will be born and I get a thank-you card in the mail. A single teardrop runs down my face.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

I'd pretend to not know who he is. See if I could find an excuse to chill with him and just hear what he has to say, maybe buy some drinks. I'd never tell anyone what happened or what he'd say that day.

He's not the greatest person in the world but I can't see things getting better for Chris. Just having a single night out where he could act like himself and just talk about stupid shit with someone seems like something he should experience at least one time before things get worse.

 

[Apocalypso]

Depends on the situation. If he was already homeless, walking aimlessly on the Charlottesville streets bare-foot with tattered clothes and rambling to himself, I'd take a picture of him for the web.

 

[Some JERK]

Shit myself and do nothing.

 

[Silver]

Shit myself and do nothing.

Dammit, you beat me to it! I was gonna use that from the second I saw the thread title

 

[cypocryphy]

I'd get right in his face and scream, "FAT FAT FA FAT FAT FAT!"

 

[Sexual Stallone]

I'd get right in his face and scream, "YOU'RE WORSE THAN HITLER!"

 

[Belze]

I'd be all like "Say, I think I know you, are you CWC?" then try to pretend being a longtime Sonichu fan who lost interest because of all the trolls. He probably would think I'm a troll, but really I woud love being able to have an actual conversation with him. Maybe make him feel good about himself, cheer him up a little and shit then go on to talking about casual stuff. I'd actually be really interested in hearing what he has to say in an ordinary conversation.

Yeah, I'm being too optimistic, but what if.

 

[CatParty]

This is a "what if"

 

[Belze]

What I meant was : "What if Chris would actually speak with me without assuming I'm a troll and running away as soon as he sees that I recognize him"