Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Lately yes.

I wonder if he would think to argue that they're all AI generated or something.

The last time he was asked about it (with plenty of photos, but one could argue about them being fake), he said that he was never to Finland and that it's all fake.
As we now have obtained definite footage of these two that's 99% not fake, he can't really deny it anymore.

Oh, and I saw him on finnish Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, that was fun.

 

[King Kiwi]

The last time he was asked about it (with plenty of photos, but one could argue about them being fake), he said that he was never to Finland and that it's all fake.
As we now have obtained definite footage of these two that's 99% not fake, he can't really deny it anymore.

Oh, and I saw him on finnish Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, that was fun.
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What is Flutter's real name?

A) Auli B) Ailing C) Alex D) Cocomelon

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

What is Flutter's real name?

A) Auli B) Ailing C) Alex D) Cocomelon

Please, anything but C...

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Aren't most of the Chris sightings now outside the US? What's the possibility that he doesn't even live here any more and only keeps up the charade to collect SSI?

Chris fucking up somehow and losing his tugboat is one of the few things that could make him interesting again, the chimpout and him desperately trying to peddle his autistic trinkets would be hilarious.

 

[King Kiwi]

Chris fucking up somehow and losing his tugboat is one of the few things that could make him interesting again, the chimpout and him desperately trying to peddle his autistic trinkets would be hilarious.

I don't want to say this, but I think the days of Chris being interesting are behind us.

I don't think we've ever gone this long without some kind of interesting thing happening and who can blame us? It's been a long ride.

The sightings are always interesting a little bit because you never know where Chris is going to end up but then you've got people trying to fake AI calls as Chris being tricked into admitting the bitch's name.

But yeah I think it's over genuinely.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I don't want to say this, but I think the days of Chris being interesting are behind us.

Agreed, sadly. Chris has become like thousands of other gamer/anime desperate for attention weak effort troons today that just do their own weird stuff.

It's also why I think Flutter is working with Caden because they've given Chris maybe the only thing that can calm him down: A boyfriend-free girl.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

I don't want to say this, but I think the days of Chris being interesting are behind us.

I don't think we've ever gone this long without some kind of interesting thing happening and who can blame us? It's been a long ride.

The sightings are always interesting a little bit because you never know where Chris is going to end up but then you've got people trying to fake AI calls as Chris being tricked into admitting the bitch's name.

But yeah I think it's over genuinely.

Don't underestimate Chris. Even back a few years after 2007, people thought he was all milked out. Flash forward to pre July 2021 and people assumed he had just settled into a rut and would never return with antics. Boy were we all wrong.

There could be any number of things that could happen.

 

[Varis]

Moving to Finland would be a really stupid idea. I don't know anything about the current tugboat, but if Chris loses it (which I imagine might happen if he moved to another country) and tries to apply for a new one here, there's no guarantee he'll get it. Secondly, Finnish trolls can be fucking psychotic. If his location ever leaks, it'll be a repeat of HWNDU: Cabin Fever.

Maybe he should move in with Sophie Labelle. Finally establish that trans artist commune or whatever.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Chris fucking up somehow and losing his tugboat is one of the few things that could make him interesting again, the chimpout and him desperately trying to peddle his autistic trinkets would be hilarious.

Moving to Finland would be a really stupid idea. I don't know anything about the current tugboat, but if Chris loses it (which I imagine might happen if he moved to another country) and tries to apply for a new one here, there's no guarantee he'll get it. Secondly, Finnish trolls can be fucking psychotic. If his location ever leaks, it'll be a repeat of HWNDU: Cabin Fever.

Maybe he should move in with Sophie Labelle. Finally establish that trans artist commune or whatever.

The tugboat is no longer that big of a concern for Chris. Flutter seems to be pretty well off, and Praetor stole sales seem to work well for Chris. He went broke anyway, true, but since a lot of it was paying rent for the house, that's no longer gonna be a problem if he moves to Finland.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

If Flutter can afford to travel Chris and herself back and forth, then the tugboat is meaningless outside of security backup once the relationship fades, which is stuff I doubt Chris thinks about.

 

[King Kiwi]

Don't underestimate Chris. Even back a few years after 2007, people thought he was all milked out. Flash forward to pre July 2021 and people assumed he had just settled into a rut and would never return with antics. Boy were we all wrong.

There could be any number of things that could happen.

When 2030 comes around and Chris hasn't been online in any capacity since 2027, I'm going to remember what you said.

 

[That Guy Who Likes The Chili]

This is a man who has never in his life encountered any rule or law that he believed applied to him.

To be fair, he has yet to actually ENCOUNTER any rule or law that DOES apply to him. Anything he does that would result in total life ruination for your average person, he just shrugs off or walks away with an autism referral.

 

[Mr. Noise]

Don't underestimate Chris. Even back a few years after 2007, people thought he was all milked out. Flash forward to pre July 2021 and people assumed he had just settled into a rut and would never return with antics. Boy were we all wrong.

There could be any number of things that could happen.

Seconding this. Dry spells are part of the natural cycle of Christory. But if the house fire, transgender onslaught, Twitter fights, Doopie stalking, Financhu crisis, Fiona saga, fucking of Barb, and bizarre appearance of Flutter have taught us anything, it’s to always expect the unexpected from Chris.

For whatever reason, the universe has picked this poor miserable Virginian to have one of the most eventful and bizarre lives ever lived by a human being, and at a basic level, Chris loves the spotlight and his headspace is so fucked up that something entertaining happening eventually is an absolute certainty. More antics will come. I would bet on it.

 

[King Kiwi]

Seconding this. Dry spells are part of the natural cycle of Christory. But if the house fire, transgender onslaught, Twitter fights, Doopie stalking, Financhu crisis, Fiona saga, fucking of Barb, and bizarre appearance of Flutter have taught us anything, it’s to always expect the unexpected from Chris.

For whatever reason, the universe has picked this poor miserable Virginian to have one of the most eventful and bizarre lives ever lived by a human being, and at a basic level, Chris loves the spotlight and his headspace is so fucked up that something entertaining happening eventually is an absolute certainty. More antics will come. I would bet on it.

Chris is dead. Get over it.

Oh, idk. He might come back, I mean, Jesus did promise us all a Second Coming but then again it has been 2,000 years. Who knows.

 

[Pink-Over-Nail]

I'm surprised by Chris's ability to change routines. Autistic people are notoriously resistant to change. The presence of Flutter must be the cause.

In my opinion, there are three reasons for this social prowess:

1. Flutter is a woman. We know the close relationship Chris shares with women.
2. Flutter has to accept and even encourage Chris in his burlesque beliefs, which allows Chris to let his guard down, openly facilitating dialogue with him.
3. As Chris is not the same person after the incest events, it's possible that his behavior has changed slightly. If Flutter had met him during Megan Schroeder's saga, the tenor of their relationship would not be identical. The drugs must have calmed his usual ardor.

Frankly, Chris can be nice when he wants to be. The problem comes from the incessant teasing around him. If you're always reminding him that he needs to get a job, that his fictional characters aren't real, don't be surprised if he pisses you off.

Chris is a child whose toys you have to buy to get his attention. He's like a donkey who needs a carrot shaken to get ahead.

 

[JoeyJoJo]

I don't want to say this, but I think the days of Chris being interesting are behind us.

I don't think we've ever gone this long without some kind of interesting thing happening and who can blame us? It's been a long ride.

The sightings are always interesting a little bit because you never know where Chris is going to end up but then you've got people trying to fake AI calls as Chris being tricked into admitting the bitch's name.

But yeah I think it's over genuinely.

Chris hasn't really been as entertaining since his dad died. He had his moments, Game stop macing, the convention freakout, incest but those were big big moments. The days of daily happenings and arcs is long gone.

 

[D is for Stupid]

I'm surprised by Chris's ability to change routines. Autistic people are notoriously resistant to change. The presence of Flutter must be the cause.

The only thing that changed is that he's better at keeping his mouth shut and not to be as daring as macing or running someone over.

3. As Chris is not the same person after the incest events, it's possible that his behavior has changed slightly. If Flutter had met him during Megan Schroeder's saga, the tenor of their relationship would not be identical. The drugs must have calmed his usual ardor.

This is the only thing I sort of agree. If he met cabbage right after Megan, he would creep all over her. Then again we don't know how hands on is her tard wrangling skills are. But he has tried to kiss her in the supermarket so I'm sure it's not too different. The thing is we know Megan's motive operandi but we don't know jack about cabbage.

Frankly, Chris can be nice when he wants to be. The problem comes from the incessant teasing around him. If you're always reminding him that he needs to get a job, that his fictional characters aren't real, don't be surprised if he pisses you off.

He's nice when he wants something or if someone did something nice for him. Remember his toys for tots? Yeah, he showed of dropping some off but that's it and expected more but got nothing. I mean social recognition for being a "good person." Anyway, Null tried to get Chris's life in order, once because of the fire and another time was too get him to go to that con. Either way he was ungrateful and drew null a pony then he fucked barb. He won't do anything unless he gets something in return, usually something that out weighs his contribution.

The only thing cabbage is doing is keeping him in the dark. Maybe she's teaching him how to live like a normal person or maybe she's balls deep feeding into his delusions, we just don't know.

 

[King Kiwi]

Flutter is a woman.

Yes, Cadence does make a surprisingly passable girl.

Not a pretty girl but he was definitely training with his mother at the mall that one time.

 

[King Kiwi]

Moving to Finland would be a really stupid idea. I don't know anything about the current tugboat, but if Chris loses it (which I imagine might happen if he moved to another country) and tries to apply for a new one here, there's no guarantee he'll get it. Secondly, Finnish trolls can be fucking psychotic. If his location ever leaks, it'll be a repeat of HWNDU: Cabin Fever.

Maybe he should move in with Sophie Labelle. Finally establish that trans artist commune or whatever.

Maybe but I kind of think he might have dropped the trans act.

The clothes and the voice suggests that maybe Flutter prefers more of a "man" and you know Chris has to step up and be what his galfriend needs him to be.

Pretty sure that's how it works.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Maybe but I kind of think he might have dropped the trans act.

The clothes and the voice suggests that maybe Flutter prefers more of a "man" and you know Chris has to step up and be what his galfriend needs him to be.

Pretty sure that's how it works.

I think he's still "trans" since he still has long hair and dresses like an elderly woman but is more half assed about it