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YOUR DAUGHTER HAS A FLAT HEAD YOU STUPID BITCH!!! IMG_4206.webpIMG_4207.webp
 
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RubberDinghyRapists said:
My bet is that by "drained our savings and retirement accounts" she really means when he cut her off she was FORCED to use them to keep up her weed and doordash habit
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How much could Becky or Jackson even have in retirement savings anyway? Jackson studied one degree after another before finally getting a job and Becky went from one job to another before finally giving up work entirely.
 
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repentance said:
How much could Becky or Jackson even have in retirement savings anyway? Jackson studied one degree after another before finally getting a job and Becky went from one job to another before finally giving up work entirely.
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Don't forget the student loans. Will Becky ever finish paying hers?
 
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Ahh it's that famed queer mutual aid polycule leaping into action once again to do nothing whatsoever in the face of a task two able bodied adults could do over the space of a Saturday. This lifestyle is definitely better than monogamy and normal friendships. I can't express how boring it is to be part of a straight cishet couple and just pay some removalists to drive your stuff to a new place.
 
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HackerX said:
Lolwat. They'd have known the cost of the move for a while now so there's no way that would have snuck up on them. What's the most charitable interpretation here? My guess is that she wanted Daniel to see this so he'd pay for movers, but that's less charitable and more manipulative.

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Yeah, that makes sense
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Yeah, probably Becky wanted to go for the all-bells-and-whistles packing-and-removal service and she was told no, so now she’s acting up like a child does.
repentance said:
Even if she really can't do anything physical to help with the moving, what is wrong with Jackson and the two boarders doing it? If they're moving to a "tiny townhouse", there's a limit to how much stuff they'll be moving anyway.
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I can fully believe that the cucks are too weak to carry even small items. As an unattractive and very old woman, Becky is only able to attract the weakest and most pathetic of men. How sexually unattractive she must be!
repentance said:
How much could Becky or Jackson even have in retirement savings anyway? Jackson studied one degree after another before finally getting a job and Becky went from one job to another before finally giving up work entirely.
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It’s like Hannah’s college fund, one of these things Becky has heard that fiscally responsible people do and which therefore she, as a domestic goddess, has of course done. Despite apparently being so poor as to need e-begging to eat.
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Multimillionaire LFJ, ever the savior of the downtrodden, stoops so low as to re-tweet the begging of a woman who only whines and begs (who has a position on one of his e-companies or ANTI-Whatever-we-don't-like-today online groups.
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I just think it’s funny that Becky is all “Please help, we have to escape my evil abuser before he murders me and maybe the others idk,” but she’s fine with support from Mr Me-Committee-Consent-Accident-Rong-Time.
 
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VargReallyDidNothingWrong said:
That's all these "muh kids autonomy" activists ever want to do deep down
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I think in Becky's case it's more down to her not wanting to parent the kid so she'll do that thing where she treats the kid as a grown adult that can take care of themselves. If Hannah didn't want a flathead, she could've just taken responsibility to sit up straight herself y'know?
 
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Kerry Benton said:
YOUR DAUGHTER HAS A FLAT HEAD YOU STUPID BITCH!!!View attachment 7711269View attachment 7711272
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Every time you get these "childrens autonomous rights!!" movements, every single time; tis nought but a pedophile normalisation /propaganda org, crouching their grievances in academic language, always the same stuff.
There was actually a surprising number of mainstream cosigners and takers the first time around it actually, in the 70s,but this was soon recognised and they have dropped off and off, with Nambla becoming known properly from the 80s and 90s onwards.
They only have the same shit to repeat and most (non retarded, non Becky type) people know their game, which is why they've had to disguise themsleves in other ``children's rights movements" in recent years, such as, the trans child informed concent play that they've been making.
And that tower of cards is falling now.

Total Pedo Death.
That includes you Becky!
 
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Charlie Delicious said:
Dear dumb bitch Becky... there's a reason we don't give kids all the legal rights as an adult

Mostly we don't want them buying guns, voting for Barney the Dinosaur, or letting adults fuck them for Roblox coins.
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Apparently, MAJOR BOOK FAN Becky never read "Lord of the Flies" and thinks that letting kids govern themselves will be like Rufio's gang in "Hook"
 
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repentance said:
How much could Becky or Jackson even have in retirement savings anyway? Jackson studied one degree after another before finally getting a job and Becky went from one job to another before finally giving up work entirely.
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My fellow Kiwis, you are overthinking the retirement thing. Becky and Jackson never had their own retirement accounts worth mentioning. They sporadically worked entry level jobs, often as temps. Jackson was driving for Uber to avoid having to get a real boy job while he was a bar-certified lawyer in CA. These are not serious people.

No, pay attention to what Becky said: Daniel stole her and Jackson's retirement account. Translation: Daniel was the only one with a retirement account that had any significant balance, and now Daniel is leaving and told them it would be a cold day in hell before either of them accessed that account. Therefore, since everything in a relationship belongs to Becky and that was the only real retirement account between the 3 of them, THAT HEARTLESS GERMAN ASSHOLE STOLE HER AND JACKO'S RETIREMENT!!!1

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Or to have friends who'll help you move for beer and pizza. Extremely boring.
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Remember, they just did this to get Sammmmmm's stuff moved in. But now that it's a move that Becky doesn't want, it would be impossible.
 
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Wargarbl said:
No, pay attention to what Becky said: Daniel stole her and Jacksons retirement account. Translation: Daniel was the only one with a retirement account that had any significant balance, and now Daniel is leaving and told them it would be a cold day in hell before either of them accessed that account. Therefore, since everything in a relationship belongs to Becky and that was the only real retirement account between the 3 of them, THAT HEARTLESS GERMAN ASSHOLE STOLE HER AND JACKO'S RETIREMENT!!!1
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Exactly. Much like with the books that Daniel bought, everything Becky owns is hers, and everything Daniel has is HERS too (but only in Becky Logic)

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Remember, they just did this to get Sammmmmm's stuff moved in. But now that it's a move that Becky doesn't want, it would be impossible.
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Yet another example of Becky Logic, which she used a lot when she still had access to Danny's money: she couldn't afford the money to pay for a synagogue or attend a High Holy event for an hour or two, but easily had the stamina and funds to spend several days at Disney parks.

Anytime there's something Becky WANTS to do, then she SOMEHOW manages to have the cash, time, and energy for it. When it's something that involves actual WORK and not staying smoked out on the couch eating home-delivered bacon cheeseburgers, then suddenly it's OMG I AM TOO POOR AND MY SCIATICA AND MY AUTISM. UGH. I JUST. CANT. PLEASE GIVE ME MONEY.
 
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