Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

His family 'boosing him, of course.
What are chances he was actually misdiagnosed and his PTSD was just schizo affecetive dellusions? I mean, he was never Sexzally abused by Mike, or anyone. Andy himself basically said Janet made him lie so she could get rid of Mike. However, 2 records state he sexually abused Joe.
 
Conduct disorder. Among others.

Andy is there because he's a type of batshit insane that's kind of adjacent to BPD-types. People joke about BPD standing for 'Bad Person Disorder', because that is functionally defining the box that doctors put them into, its actually depressing to think about. There is no meds to make Andy stop being a piece of shit, they can give him various meds to tame some symptoms of other psychiatric issues, but there's nothing they can do for a severally mentally ill patient to cure his personality/conduct disorder. It's all on Andy to remember to be human, but he can't/won't. Deceiving and manipulating others is a pathological part of him.



If I can remember correctly "Normal" people (really relative term there) diagnosed with it have the unenviable fate of needing persistent therapy for handling day-to-day issues and there needs to be a clear desire to be better to those around them, which does happen but is a rare outcome. Andy is an imbecile and too much of a narcissist to handle being that type of human being, with goals and empathy like that, his impulsivity is too high and his thought processes revolve too much around him being that 'main character'. He is disconnected from reality in a special way that cannot be undone, like Andy's mental thought process when doing his antics, he is convinced that the comebacks and stuff he does is pulled off as flawlessly and brilliant as when he thought them up in his munted, self-absorbed brain.
 
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He was diagnosed with antidepressants?
SSRIs can be addictive, I guess, and they mess with the body's chemistry. These are essentially the conditions that they treat there, according to their website. It's likely that he was diagnosed recently with bipolar and schizophrenia again (which is schizoaffective — mood disorder + schizophrenia), considering in this post

He talks about being misdiagnosed as bipolar
 
SSRIs can be addictive, I guess, and they mess with the body's chemistry. These are essentially the conditions that they treat there, according to their website. It's likely that he was diagnosed recently with bipolar and schizophrenia again (which is schizoaffective — mood disorder + schizophrenia), considering in this post


He talks about being misdiagnosed as bipolar
SSRI's are not addictive; they can have withdrawal effects, but so can other medications that are not remotely physically or emotionally habit forming. SSRI's don't have to be permanent or life long treatments, in fact, they work best when combined with therapy (like CBT or DBT) and can be entirely replaced during treatment or with another treatment method like TMS or EDMR.
 
He talks about being misdiagnosed as bipolar
But here's the thing, he's always in some con, we could say the same for his tourrette's, schizophrenia, etc.

Though Andy is volatile, with previous diagnoses at different times listing bipolar, I believe Andy leads people on with misdirections that they shouldn't put much stock in, but be that as it may, a bipolar diagnosis wouldn't be the smoking gun. Even if he is bipolar as fuck, a malingerer is usually more fucked than that.

Andrew's behaviors that got him in there go far beyond a simple bipolar diagnosis, and we've seen the many medical documents from Andy listing these other disorders also, often enough that its validity doesn't seem questionable even if Andy's doctors/playthings aren't unanimous.
 
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But here's the thing, he's always in some con, we could say the same for his tourrette's, schizophrenia, etc.

Though Andy is volatile, with previous diagnoses at different times listing bipolar, I believe Andy leads people on with misdirections that they shouldn't put much stock in, but be that as it may, a bipolar diagnosis wouldn't be the smoking gun. Even if he is bipolar as fuck, a malingerer is usually more fucked than that.

Andrew's behaviors that got him in there go far beyond a simple bipolar diagnosis, and we've seen the many medical documents from Andy listing these other disorders also, often enough that its validity doesn't seem questionable even if Andy's doctors/playthings aren't unanimous.
Also with how dramatic and maladaptive he is even when he gets the attention he wants, these "official" diagnoses could also be fed into by the way Andy answers any sort of psych eval. I couldn't imagine anyone actually being able to sit there and administer tests/benchmarks in any meaningful way.
 
Also with how dramatic and maladaptive he is even when he gets the attention he wants, these "official" diagnoses could also be fed into by the way Andy answers any sort of psych eval. I couldn't imagine anyone actually being able to sit there and administer tests/benchmarks in any meaningful way.
It's still hard to tell whether Andy is truly delusiobal or being manipulative here. For all we know, this could all be an elaborate act. He pretty much has all the hallmarks of a psychopath.
 
he's literally un-diagnosable because he spends like 10 hours a day watching psychiatry tube-slop to be a better malingerer.
also here's a lil silly edit for mr beefy
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It's still hard to tell whether Andy is truly delusiobal or being manipulative here.
An important thing to highlight with malingerers and people who (most likely) have Factitious Disorder is that they are not delusional. These are not delusional disorders, they unquestionably know they are lying. There's some room for questions when manipulators tell a lie for so long they almost start to believe it, but it is still not a delusion. Thinking they are delusions is a really easy conclusion to come to though, to be fair.
 
Also with how dramatic and maladaptive he is even when he gets the attention he wants, these "official" diagnoses could also be fed into by the way Andy answers any sort of psych eval. I couldn't imagine anyone actually being able to sit there and administer tests/benchmarks in any meaningful way.
It's funny you're noticing that because Andy's cheating of the system is so chronic that its cited as being the reasoning authorities would repeatedly use to deny his later requests to administer even more diagnostic testing for autism, which he would request over and over even if he had failed it earlier that day a 7th consecutive time. It's a recurring point in a lot of tard-services hearings that he would pointlessly force to convene because he was unsatisfied with this recent result.

An important thing to highlight with malingerers and people who (most likely) have Factitious Disorder is that they are not delusional. These are not delusional disorders, they unquestionably know they are lying. There's some room for questions when manipulators tell a lie for so long they almost start to believe it, but it is still not a delusion. Thinking they are delusions is a really easy conclusion to come to though, to be fair.
I didn't know anything about FD, let alone that aspect of it. And gives me great pause for some of Andy's claims in the past.
 
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But here's the thing, he's always in some con, we could say the same for his tourrette's, schizophrenia, etc.

Though Andy is volatile, with previous diagnoses at different times listing bipolar, I believe Andy leads people on with misdirections that they shouldn't put much stock in, but be that as it may, a bipolar diagnosis wouldn't be the smoking gun. Even if he is bipolar as fuck, a malingerer is usually more fucked than that.

Andrew's behaviors that got him in there go far beyond a simple bipolar diagnosis, and we've seen the many medical documents from Andy listing these other disorders also, often enough that its validity doesn't seem questionable even if Andy's doctors/playthings aren't unanimous.

That's not it. It's actually even worse than that. He's a sociopath.

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Everything except substance abuse. He ticks the boxes to a T. BPD usually manifests in teenage years. ASPD manifests in childhood.
 
yup.
I've said it before, but there are good qualities buried deep in other lolcows. Chris tries to stay positive, Cyraxx chased a dream, but Andy? He's got no passion, no drive, no desire beyond wanting to poop in a diaper and not pay for housing.

Not only that. Andrew is just plain vicious in his own way. Completely malicious. I cannot think of a single instance where him being 'nice' isn't just a ploy to fuck with people. You are either of no consequence to Andy and he's ignoring you or he's trying to fuck your life up.
 
Not only that. Andrew is just plain vicious in his own way. Completely malicious. I cannot think of a single instance where him being 'nice' isn't just a ploy to fuck with people. You are either of no consequence to Andy and he's ignoring you or he's trying to fuck your life up.
Him fantasizing and threatening to mutilate his own mom, hiding her oxygen tank and mocking her while down is all you need to know about Andy. Hardly even human.
 
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