Containment What If?

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris got Barb pregnant?

Then Barb will give birth to an abomination.

 

[Autistic-No-Yari]

Quest into her vagina? Is that what's being depicted?

 

[Broseph]

What if Chris went to a restaurant, ordered everything on the menu, and then tried to sneak out after realizing he didn't have any money?

The ole "chew 'n screw"

What if there was a Slenderman game, but instead of Slendie, you were a boyfriend-free girl / lesbian and you had to get through CWCville without being taken by CWC back to his home to pretty much die a horrible painful death?

OR...

What if there was Silent CWC, where Chrisie was looking for Crystal based on a letter given him, and the new Pyramid Head was the man in the pickle suit... nah.

Neither wouldn't work. This would require Chrisie in either case to be ambulatory and perform actual effort.

If they made a "Slender-CWC" game then it would be the easiest game ever since Chris would only be able to chase you for 5 seconds before stopping to catch his breath for 20 minutes.

 

[Apocalypso]

Quest into her vagina? Is that what's being depicted?

Look closer and see the baby abomination.

 

[offendatron]

If they made a "Slender-CWC" game then it would be the easiest game ever since Chris would only be able to chase you for 5 seconds before stopping to catch his breath for 20 minutes.

Ah, but what if it were the other way around? You play as Chris, lost in the woods at night, a twisted nightmare. You must find all of the Sailor Moon posters before your latent homosexual thoughts catch up to you.

 

[Autistic-No-Yari]

Look closer and see the baby abomination.

That's actually why I asked.

 

[8waifoofever8]

What if Chris was a pop singer?

 

[Orson Welles]

What if Chris went MRA instead of Feminist?

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

What if someone like @YouTuberJamieLeighFischer (or pick your favorite banned attention-seeker) bought the totem because she knew we'd have to unban her to ask her WTF and give her 5 more minutes of non-fame?

 

[Taint_fairy]

What if Chris joined ANTIFA?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a pop singer?

Justin Dweeber
Paul McFartney
Brat King Cole
Johnny Trash
Lionel Bitchie
Slimboy Fat
Paul Hymen

 

[Morbid Boredom]

What if Chris went MRA instead of Feminist?

We'd still laugh at him.
I mean, he seemed to be heading down that path with the whole "I am STRONG" bit, or at least peering down it, so I don't imagine it'd end any better for him than deciding he was a girl.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

What if Chris joined ANTIFA?

He'd wear a disguise as good as the shirt over his head video for trolling train.

Plus, it'd be the most exercise his fat ass got in weeks.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if 14BC was featured on MTV Cribs?

 

[Autistic-No-Yari]

What if 14BC was featured on MTV Cribs?

No camera crew could get in.

 

[Don't Call Anybody]

What if 14BC was featured on MTV Cribs?

MTV would become slightly less irrelevant to the modern world.

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris was an apprentice to a voodoo priest?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if everything Chris touched decomposed?

 

[CWCissey]

What if everything Chris touched decomposed?

That would explain why his life turned to utter shit

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris established his own sovereign state?

Spoiler: Coming this summer.....

Christiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Dismal Lulls