Nintendo Switch 2 - For the Soytendo consoomers to speculate about the successor to the Switch, recently announced for 2025.

Looked through the Partner Direct. Pretty fucking awful. D-. Only reason it's not an F is because of Pacman, which I'm only vaguely interested in, but still glad it's being made.

Octopath was the only worthwhile game in that pile of dogshit.
Even that wasn't good, Octopath is trash. And I'm gonna rip my eyes out if I see one more ugly, samey HD-2D piece of shit. Fucking cheap ass Square is milking it so hard.
 
I'm looking forward to pacman world 2 repac, everything else kind of sucked
It is on KEYCARD!

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Nice to see that Direct wasn't worth watching
Spoilers for Bananza, but man did they make the villain one of the most evil in the entire franchise
That's an incredibly low bar, considering how both of the newer villains basically amounted to just taking over the island.
 

Nintendo made a game that teaches the kids how to set fires. What could possibly go wrong?

The floating heads with the camera just ain't right.
 

Nintendo made a game that teaches the kids how to set fires. What could possibly go wrong?

The floating heads with the camera just ain't right.
I really dislike the "simulator" genre, every one or these games is either a job, or a recreational activity you can do in real life. I can't help but get the vibe that these games are trying to replace real social interaction and work.
 
So still no Prime 4? At what point do I have a right to be worried? 8+ years in development hell and Nintendo is still playing hazel with it. This comes in lock step with zero announcements about Prime 2 + 3 Rereleases. Think on this, after a hiatus spanning 18+ years, the only game from the Prime series new audiences have easy access to, is Prime 1. Before the 4th game in a former Trilogy is released, newcomers can only play the 1st chapter of it...

That's not even mentioning Metroid Prime Hunters - you know the game that the primary antagonist of Prime 4 debuted in. Lol what the fuck. And we know from the trailers that the abortion no one played called Federation Force is also being referenced in Prime 4... so that's another game needed for context that you can't play on Switch.

To summarize, none of the games that actually lead into Prime 4 are playable on goytendo's current shitstems, good job nips.
 
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I guess people couldn't keep thier hands away from bing bing wahoo kart (and are saying that the new patch wasn't not good enough when they could have not bought it or stopped playing if they got scammed into paying $80 for bing bing wahoo kart)
Before even clicking I bet each video is between 12 and 16 minutes long.

Edit: Aww, second one is barely over 10. He really is scraping the absolute bottom of the algorithm.
 
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Nintendo made a game that teaches the kids how to set fires. What could possibly go wrong?

The floating heads with the camera just ain't right.
The only reason this is in the direct is because of the camera feature.

Speaking about the camera, how long do you guys think it’ll be before that camera gets Nintendo into hot water? Between this and Mario Party, I am just waiting for the inevitable pedo incident to take place and kill that peripheral. One dude showing up naked to the Mario Party is all it will take to shit can that entire feature.
 
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