Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Internet Wizard]

slitting your wrists in the bathtub probably does less long term damage than whatever being a "vaginated cuntboy freak" is

 

[KifflomKween]

Spoiler: may be late

This user goes by u/pixyprince on reddit. Lots and lots of amateur porn posted there.

She's apparently okay with dressing up as a "woman" but only when she can look like a truck stop male prostitute with aids. Interesting.

 

[Syikeblade]

Another TiF brags about finally becoming

Man these are some ugly pooners

 

[Uzumaki]

She's apparently okay with dressing up as a "woman" but only when she can look like a truck stop male prostitute with aids. Interesting.

View attachment 7699766View attachment 7699771

Second pic reminds me of that Vegan that tried to shoot up google.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

This is your brain on yaoi. The bio:



The pooner:

 

[Mad_Dog]

This is your brain on yaoi. The bio:

View attachment 7707257
View attachment 7707259
The pooner:
View attachment 7707266

Pooners ruined tomboys and big tiddy goth gfs

 

[cybertoaster]

Another day, another dood trying to get gays to fuck her right in the front hole and being upset when they won't.

View attachment 7655155

Who wants to bet that before pooning she was the kind of chick that unironically thought every guy around her was a rapist? and now she wants to basically be a bottom at an orgy.

Maybe she thinks she would enjoy it but would most likely end up like that infamous Reddit post where a pooner tried to fit in at a gay orgy but just ended up crying in the bathroom.

Or she might get her asshole destroyed and get HIV, like that pooner from the 80's who to make things even more retarded thought that dying from AIDS like she did validated her as a gay man.

 

[H.P. FuckYou]

All pooners are just paid actors being controlled by the IDF because I said so.

 

[Lioden4551]

What do you guys think? Does she pass as a true and honest dood™?

 

[Izdaja Slika]

What do you guys think? Does she pass as a true and honest dood™?
View attachment 7711537View attachment 7711545

"Would yall expect me to walk into the men's or women's bathroom"

If I saw this woman in public, what I would expect is that I'm about to witness some insufferable genderspecial nonsense.

 

[Magic Pickle]

A POC (pooner of color) has a lot of big, nasty feelings about white girls for daring to feel threatened by men. Hilariously, even other hyper-liberal TiFs in the comments call her out for her "lack of intersectionality," which clearly grates on her sense of internal victimhood.
Link | Archive

How to deal with heavy resentment towards white women?​

This is something I've been dealing with for a while. I started transition a couple of years back and now pass the vast majority of the time. I'm mostly really happy with everything so far, the only huge glaring issue is the minefield that is existing in a predominantly white society as a black man.
I don't want to say male privilege doesn't exist (because it does) but I feel like any benefits I receive from being perceived as male are heavily outweighed by the downsides of being black. Even as a light-skinned black guy, I've gotten stares, followed around in stores, had people give me the side-eye and/or pull their bags closer to themselves as I walk by... (not even to mention the dumb comments I've gotten from university classmates and occasionally professors) and I'm not even doing anything??? I don't dress sloppily and I've even had people tell me multiple times I look like a massive nerd, but that's apparently not what strangers see.
It's super ironic bc like I went to a uni in a very lefty part of the country, and a lot of the yt women there are the activist-type and talk a lot of shit about men/the patriarchy (on a sliding scale from societal/historical commentary to bioessentialism)– which isn't really wrong, I'm not stupid enough to deny the patriarchy exists and infiltrates a huge chunk of our lives and existing as visibly female can/often is dangerous, it's just that basically 99% of the racism I've experienced has come from that exact group of people, so it's turned into a pavlov thing where I hear ppl talk shit about men and my knee-jerk reaction is bitterness because of all the microaggressions/profiling I've experienced and how I don't feel comfortable in grocery stores/out in public anymore because I know that no matter what I'm doing, there's always a non-zero chance that some white girl is going to see me minding my own business doing something completely mundane and call security or whatever bc she 'felt threatened' and i could legitimately get arrested or shot.
Legit some lady called the cops on a black guy bc he was laughing too loud at a comedy show and he actually got arrested, we're so fucking cooked

Also, enjoy this weird little... video? Some li'l dood made about being brave enough to pump herself full of steroids.

Spoiler: The profuse sweating is a nice touch.

Speaking of FTM art, I decided to take a peek into often overlooked r/transartspace and was honestly not disappointed. Because this is the Pooner Zoo, I focused on TiF works only, but there are some decently funny tranny art pieces in there, too.

Spoiler: You Laugh, You Lose challenge: activated.

Lastly, let me take you on a tour through the wild jungle of r/FTMFemininity, which is basically equivalent to a circus.

Spoiler: There are literal clowns in this. No joke.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Murder-obsessed teen jailed for plotting mass school shooting

A murder-obsessed teenager who spoke of carrying out a mass shooting at an Edinburgh school has been jailed for six years.

A court heard Felix Winter, who is now 18, "idolised" the killers behind the 1999 Columbine High School massacre in the US.

The pupil repeatedly spoke about mounting a similar "Doomsday" attack to the one which claimed the lives of 12 students and a teacher in Colorado.

Winter, who also held racist and pro-Nazi views, admitted two charges at a hearing in February.
The High Court in Glasgow heard the offences - a breach of the peace and a charge under the Terrorism Act - were committed when he was aged 15 and 16 between June 2022 and July 2023.

Shelagh McCall KC, defending, called for a strict alternative to custody as her client was a "vulnerable young person" with mental health issues.

But the court was told Winter had been "radicalised", having spent more than 1,000 hours in contact with a pro-Nazi online Discord group.

The judge said it appeared Winter had been in contact with the extremist online group for two hours a day for two years.

Lord Arthurson told the court the teenager had also discussed with fellow pupils his "visceral, violent and graphically detailed plan" to carry out a massacre.

In a January 2023 journal entry he described his school as a "virus upon this earth" and added he would soon prove that "I am a God".

Lord Arthurson added: "The whole material available to me indicate that you were progressing towards the brink of perpetrating a mass school shooting, you were radicalised and your statement of intent could not clearer."
Winter had been referred to the UK-wide Prevent counter terrorism programme four times.

It places public bodies, including schools and the police, under a legal duty to identify people who may turn to extremism, and intervene in their lives before it is too late.

Police Scotland launched an investigation in the summer of 2023 after a social media photo of Winter at school wearing combat gear and carrying an imitation gun caused panic among pupils and parents.

It emerged the clothes and prop gun were issued to him for a video being made in a drama class in which he had been cast as a kidnapper.

But detectives established Winter, of Kirknewton, West Lothian, frequently spoke to other pupils about carrying out a school attack.

He also "exhibited a variety of alarming behaviours" over a 13-month period.

Winter spoke 'excitedly' about Columbine​

Classmates recalled how the teenager spoke "excitedly and with considerable enthusiasm" when he talked about Columbine and other school shootings.

Witnesses told police he "sympathised" with the Columbine killers, Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold.

Harris, 18, and Klebold, 17, both took their own lives in the library of the school after the attack.

Winter was also said to be so fascinated by the mass shooting that he wanted to change his name in an "act of homage" to Klebold.

A female pupil told officers he planned to start on the second floor and "clear it out" before continuing the shooting spree downstairs.

Winter was stopped by police under the Terrorism Act as he returned from holiday with his family on 9 July 2023.

Officers discovered that the schoolboy had a TikTok account which had footage of him wearing black combat clothes as well as a skeleton mask.

When his electronic devices were seized, they were found to contain files on "homemade" firearms and poisons.

The court heard he had 65 videos of Columbine and had added music which appeared to "glamorise" the mass killing.

Accused hoped to make gun with 3D printer​

Other pupils told how he had spoken of wanting to carry out attacks on students and teachers using guns, explosives or poison.

He also claimed he would buy a 3D printer to help construct a firearm.

Ahead of sentencing, Winter's lawyer said that the teenager was vulnerable and a transgender person and that would need to be taken into account.

After the sentencing Assistant Chief Constable Stuart Houston said: "This was an extremely complex and fast-moving investigation, and I want to take this opportunity to pay tribute to the diligence and hard work of the officers who worked tirelessly to gather the evidence and bring the perpetrator to justice."

The senior officer added the case underlined the advantages of working in partnership as part of the Prevent programme.

He said it "promotes early intervention through tailored, diversionary support".

James Dalgleish, City of Edinburgh Council's education convener, said: "While we are unable to comment on individual cases, we want to reassure the public that we have robust safeguarding procedures in place.

"We work closely with partner agencies to ensure the safety and wellbeing of all pupils and staff, and take any matters involving violence extremely seriously."

> "Felix"
> idolised the Columbine shooters
> made music videos of Columbine footage
> drama club
Confirmed pooner, the BBC just is very heckin respectful of trans folx's pronouns and identities, even if they're planning terrorism.

 

[and I must scream]

Also, enjoy this weird little... video? Some li'l dood made about being brave enough to pump herself full of steroids.

Why is she misgendering herself though?

 

[PigFarm]

View attachment 7691982

So, you had the same reactions to puberty that most women have... and that means you're a man. Is there any woman who doesn't have "dysphoria" about her period but is like, "I love headaches while bleeding uncontrollably from my crotch for a week!" That's why "cis" women take birth control for the same reason. They get breast reduction surgery, too, if they cause pain and somehow feel no urge to bully other people into using their custom pronouns.

View attachment 7691985

I'm a woman and don't spend lots of money on that stuff. You would be surprised but it's, like... allowed.

This black and white thinking is the autism hitting
"Commercials and magazines show women buying a lot of expensive face cream. Therefore I must buy expensive face cream or else I am not a woman."

No, you're just retarded. A woman, but retarded

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Also, enjoy this weird little... video? Some li'l dood made about being brave enough to pump herself full of steroids.

All these "ftm trans experience" videos look like they're going through abuse flashbacks.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

@Hongourable Madisha
Winter, who also held racist and pro-Nazi views,

What a waste of a great girlfriend. I could have fixed her!

 

[Pendulous Dong]

View attachment 7691985

I'm a woman and don't spend lots of money on that stuff. You would be surprised but it's, like... allowed.

I'm always amazed at the conflation of "capitalism" with "mindless consumerism." Yes, women are more vulnerable to advertisements. No, that's not capitalism's fault.

 

[Big Shot]

Yes, women are more vulnerable to advertisements. No, that's not capitalism's fault.

Yes it is, you need avid consoomers who spend every dime they earn for muh GDP to grow.
With women doing 85% of purchases (source) there's no wonder they are the favorite gender of the capitalists.

This was a thing since first-wave feminism, where cigarette companies made a campaign to break the female smoking taboo by using mass media to show it as some sort of female power. The mass media mind games have increased 100 fold in complexity since then
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torches_of_Freedom

 

[cybertoaster]

What do you guys think? Does she pass as a true and honest dood™?
View attachment 7711537View attachment 7711545

This has to be the laziest pooner so far.

WTFFFFFFFF?

the BBC just is very heckin respectful of trans folx's pronouns and identities, even if they're planning terrorism.

As expected.

All these "ftm trans experience" videos look like they're going through abuse flashbacks.

These are the most coddled women in history. Abused women either get on with their lives, get an abuser bf and/or become strippers.

Yes it is, you need avid consoomers who spend every dime they earn for muh GDP to grow.
With women doing 85% of purchases (source) there's no wonder they are the favorite gender of the capitalists.

Women are insanely sensitive to propaganda, every totalitarian regime targeted women in particular because they would be easier to influence, and they in turn would then influence their husbands and sons.

 

[Rotter]

Once you've done all this, you can start growing a dick in a flower pot.