Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[GarbanzoBeans]

I need to look into Action Dan from those screenshots. I remember checking his messages before and it was something like 80000 in the space of 16 months I think which comes out to like 170 a day

If I recall, also one of the people trying to drive false signatures to attempt to undermine SKG

Edit: nvm, I was thinking of DavysArtCorner

https://x.com/movinforeward/status/1940535292051837167

 

[Hooked on phobics]

80000 in the space of 16 months I think which comes out to like 170 a day

166.66666. But yeah, JESUS CHRIST. I thought I acted like a no life for how much I posted on the farms but I'm nowhere near that.

ALSO NOTE, that doesn't include twitch OR youtube chat, so its actually perhaps more like DOUBLE

 

[Crescent Fresh]

The Pirate Software Game Jam 17 is officially over with 421 (damn, one off) entries… and Mald obviously nowhere to be seen. Can anyone in Mald’s Discord see if anyone’s even talking about it, let alone playing the games people worked on?

 

[BigPeanut]

Trfere prae. Any kiwi who solves my riddle gets a defcon 6 million badge.

 

[suckfest]

Trfere prae. Any kiwi who solves my riddle gets a defcon 6 million badge.

Ferret rape

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Oh, and the hideous mix of ferret and Jason... they call them Thorrets

Someone asked from the Malding Faggorty meme thread, is there a raw 3d model file (like STL) available? If so, this would be amazing to have.

DOUBLY so if it could be an asset for kiwi game jam going on!!

How about it @Hit Squad ? is it even around somewhere or do you think its obtainable?

 

[Hit Squad]

The Pirate Software Game Jam 17 is officially over with 421 (damn, one off) entries… and Mald obviously nowhere to be seen. Can anyone in Mald’s Discord see if anyone’s even talking about it, let alone playing the games people worked on?

Not a great deal of chat about it, a couple of messages in general chat bemoaning that they were too late to submit but that's all for today. Mostly just discord chatting about random stuff.

Someone asked from the Malding Faggorty meme thread, is there a raw 3d model file available? If so, this would be amazing to have.

DOUBLY so if it could be an asset for kiwi game jam going on!!

How about it @Hit Squad ? is it even around somewhere or do you think its obtainable?

Depends on where they put those files. The ones I got were from general and stream chat from a Maldy who was showing off to his discord buddies. I'd have to look, but some of the channels are locked behind a paywall.

Edit: Anyone with a purple name in Maldo's discord is a paying member and has access to the pirate channels

 

[BigPeanut]

Ferret rape

You got it, you’re a fucking hacker god who just solved a fucking elite government riddle made by a top guy in the cia (me). I award you, your defcon 6 million badge sir, and I grant you an honorary 7 years served in the cia as a hacker of power plants so feel free to put it in your discord !Job notification.

 

[Facom]

I wonder if these game jam things get run on a VM. Seems like an easy way for people to spread malware. Also, looks like there have been complaints in the past on itch.io about anti malware software falsely flagging a lot of indie games as malware, so it could be a care where a lot of players automatically disable their anti malware software when playing these games. Or are .exe's banned of something? Not too clued up on game jams

Also, the prizes fuckin suck

 

[Hooked on phobics]

I'd have to look, but some of the channels are locked behind a paywall.

As much as I FUCKING HATE the idea of giving that CLOWN money, it might be worth it just to have. How much you would estimate it is to get, if thats absolutely necessary ? 5$ twitch sub?

 

[Facom]

Trfere prae. Any kiwi who solves my riddle gets a defcon 6 million badge.

Ferret has two R's
Edit: I'm fucking drunk

@Hooked on phobics
It's $2.99 but it'd be cow tipping in it's most literal sense

 

[Hit Squad]

How about it @Hit Squad ? is it even around somewhere or do you think its obtainable?

I searched for anything relevant in chat, but I found nothing. Looks like the 3d versions are new, so maybe one of the creators will upload them at a future date?

As a consolation, I present a meme from Maldo's discord: SkibidiThor! Their name not mine.

As much as I FUCKING HATE the idea of giving that CLOWN money, it might be worth it just to have. How much you would estimate it is to get, if thats absolutely necessary ? 5$ twitch sub?

I don't think it's worth it. Besides, I found that stuff in General and stream chat channels. The Maldies all being into programming and stuff, I reckon if they are going to post them, they'll do it so everyone can see it.

 

[my penis is on fire]

Also, looks like there have been complaints in the past on itch.io about anti malware software falsely flagging a lot of indie games as malware

If you're from India or Eastern Europe or the third world, it automatically flags any download links you make as suspicious

 

[Lie Eater]

The Pirate Software Game Jam 17 is officially over with 421 (damn, one off) entries… and Mald obviously nowhere to be seen. Can anyone in Mald’s Discord see if anyone’s even talking about it, let alone playing the games people worked on?

Alright I gotta sperg about these games, looking for any hidden gems but aside from the first game that was posted to the game jam mocking him I have not found anything else yet.

Half of these games are unfinished or unplayable.
Here's the first one I'll mention, "Love at first flight"
"Have you ever thought to yourself: "damn if we weren't at an airport right now I would totally ask her out". Well, that's what this game's about. And since it's a game in 2025, might as well make it a soulslike. You are going on a singular date with a cute girl at the airport. Don't fuck it up and die. CONTROLS: Click the enemies when close to hit -- attempting a hit uses stamina HOW TO PLAY: Requires fullscreening the game, controls are just normal WASD. Made during Pirate Software Game Jam 2025."

The game instructs you to find an empty seat at the start and no matter what I do or press, nothing happens.
EDIT: Call me a retard if you want to, the game does in fact progress if you click the chair (Controls never said that and it turns the screen pink by highlighting it, lol)

But considering that this is how the gameplay looks afterwards and how bats spawn out of the ground and fly up your asshole, let's just pretend it had a better less nonsensical idea behind that unclickable chair.
Next is a game called "The Only One" but the actual title is in morse code, kinda gay.
"Hey Pirat software jam Team, we had a big struggle with the drag an drop (inventory-system). So its not playable. Sad story."
The funny thing here is that I think the typo is unintentional because the game doesn't fucking work.

Wow those are AI images, anyways,
Next is "Dude Just Solve It" which boasts as having only one puzzle. The UI is fucking broken when you launch the game and it just has a binary puzzle on the wall and a heartbound inspired light puzzle, same color scheme and pixel density as that same retarded puzzle and several broken light sources on the wall that have text saying "Pretend this works" If you couldn't get lighting working in Godot then I have nothing to say, the key breaking open the entrance door animation looks also incredibly dogshit.

This is the best that mald's gunt guards can do for fun.
Next up is "World Break" which is a super fitting name because when you go outside and interact with a sign the game softlocks.

Next

Moving on.
Ok so I found one in here that is an actual game and IS playable.
"Fearsome Five" Which is a turn based strategy game with cards and energy. This does at least match up as something you would make as your first game in Godot so there's something atleast. This one gets a pass.
I gotta say. I know that these are games made by people who have never made games before, but holy shit man these are fucking abysmal. Half of these don't run or have such limited functionality that anyone and I mean ANYONE should be able to produce a better game within 3 hours of using an engine. I think these prove that failure isn't always a worthwhile learning experience. I remember a time where you could go to Newgrounds, ArmourGames, AddictingGames, Miniclips, or any other flash game site and find several games that you could play for 5+ hours at a time that had a quality to them which most indie games on steam don't even deliver at the 5$ mark.

 

[kiwifarms net]

I wonder if these game jam things get run on a VM. Seems like an easy way for people to spread malware.

Correct, game jam malware is indeed a real threat. As standard practice all game jam organizers use a virtual machine when reviewing all the entries. I think Fagtree even has a YT Short literally titled "Game Jam Malware". And IIRC, he mentions that he supposedly gets malware submitted all the time. Which unless there's a malware distributor botting all game jams and submitting malware to everything their bot finds, Jason is for sure overexaggerating.

I think the little prick was still masquerading as a hacker at the time of that short. As usual, he acted smug as fuck through the entire short, like he was expertly slaying real evil every time he talked about the incredible security countermeasures that even low IQ nobodies like him could implement.

 

[Facom]

first game that was posted to the game jam mocking

Details please game jam sperger

 

[Hooked on phobics]

It's $2.99

Thats cheap as hell honestly

I don't think it's worth it.

If it was 20$ id agree, but I'd almost say the time to find it is worth more

That said I don't EXPECT either of you 2 to do it or anything.

 

[Hit Squad]

I think the little prick was still masquerading as a hacker at the time of that short. As usual, he acted smug as fuck through the entire short, like he was expertly slaying real evil every time he talked about the incredible security countermeasures that even low IQ nobodies like him could implement.

This one:

Thats cheap as hell honestly

If it was 20$ id agree, but I'd almost say the time to find it is worth more

That said I don't EXPECT either of you 2 to do it or anything.

Don't worry, I wasn't planning to. But I don't think you'll find what you're looking for behind that curtain.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

I don't think you'll find what you're looking for behind that curtain.

Are you suggesting I get everything I ask for and nothing that I want?

 

[Lie Eater]

Details please game jam sperger

https://piratesoftwarefan3.itch.io/only-one-employee

I'm not autistic enough to remember the exact page that this was on or exactly the most enthusiastic to go and find it, but this was the first submission to his game jam and was viewable from his website.

Some of the games btw haven't even been uploaded unless mald had them DMCA'd for stealing his likeness or something. So that DOES mean there's 420 "games"
Gonna attach but not post, I've clogged this wall enough. ~ Sneed.