Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

I wonder if these game jam things get run on a VM. Seems like an easy way for people to spread malware. Also, looks like there have been complaints in the past on itch.io about anti malware software falsely flagging a lot of indie games as malware, so it could be a care where a lot of players automatically disable their anti malware software when playing these games. Or are .exe's banned of something? Not too clued up on game jams

Also, the prizes fuckin suck
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Why would I want this mark of shame on my game?

 

[neger psykolog]

Dedicated to those lost along the way.
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Sign my petition: Stop Killing Ferrets

 

[Most Wanted Banana]

This one:

 

[Nothing Is Written]

As much as I FUCKING HATE the idea of giving that CLOWN money, it might be worth it just to have. How much you would estimate it is to get, if thats absolutely necessary ? 5$ twitch sub?

Someone gifted me a sub so I think I have access. But that was on one of my four throw away accounts and I don't know which one

 

[Hoi Polloi]

Next is "Dude Just Solve It" which boasts as having only one puzzle. The UI is fucking broken when you launch the game and it just has a binary puzzle on the wall and a heartbound inspired light puzzle, same color scheme and pixel density as that same retarded puzzle and several broken light sources on the wall that have text saying "Pretend this works" If you couldn't get lighting working in Godot then I have nothing to say, the key breaking open the entrance door animation looks also incredibly dogshit.

This is mocking Heartbound. It's the same as the one actual puzzle in Heartbound.

The boasting of having only one puzzle also gives it away as a piss-take.

 

[Bill Ding]

Sign my petition: Stop Killing Ferrets

"And what next? Not even allowing me to adopt dozens of dying ferrets to fuck? Absolutely insane behavior dude." -Maldavius probably

 

[Hooked on phobics]

"And what next? Not even allowing me to adopt dozens of dying ferrets to fuck? Absolutely insane behavior dude." -Maldavius probably

"I have no problem with the END of a ferret" "And then you just kill the ferret? Yes, because they were born, they got to have the EXPERIENCE of life, they experienced it, and then the cuteness is over, and eventually the sex appeal DIES, and you turn the ferret off. You're going to kill my ENTIRE ferret rescue doing that"

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

I'm assuming the sexual assaulter comment in the chat is about him as well, in reference to the new accusations. I guess that it's spreading a bit, despite it being obvious bullshit. Mald might come back from "vacation" to being called a rapist in stream chat. Maybe the master social engineer shouldn't have deleted all of his chats and instead kept some evidence, only one side has it now. What a retard.

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Here's a sampling of the countries sorted by highest sigs per capita.
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Thank you, Finland, and thank you for signing this before putting a bullet in your head. Finland has the highest suicide rate in Europe. Apparently Finnish people get really depressed in the winter and shoot themselves.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Thank you, Finland, and thank you for signing this before putting a bullet in your head. Finland has the highest suicide rate in Europe. Apparently Finnish people get really depressed in the winter and shoot themselves.

Probably why they like video games so much, gives them something to do.

 

[Baldavius Dicktree]

Here's how his last 2 game jams went for reference btw, last one was right in the middle of the wow drama so you can very clearly see the decline lmao

 

[Lie Eater]

This is mocking Heartbound. It's the same as the one actual puzzle in Heartbound.

The boasting of having only one puzzle also gives it away as a piss-take.

I'm sorry man, I can't even tell anymore because it feels like something a wide eyed fan of mald's would do to be like, "I lurn from da best"
I completely overlooked thinking about checking the game design document-
It mentions giving the answer somewhere in the design document but never actually does and mentions Outer Wilds as inspiration for the puzzle.

The last game jam had 1,741 or so submissions, so yeah you're right this guy is fucking with him, looking back at the last game jam (game jam 16) The quality in submissions were on a whole nother level when people weren't deathly afraid of being associated with a ferret fucker wow. Bald man fucking sniped me ARGH FUCK I spent 23 minutes on that I'm LATE

 

[Comfort Cumfart]

Absolute mad lads in Finland crossed 600%

Total mämmi sauna victory!

 

[neger psykolog]

When roach software cries about alleged doxing I hope people remind him that his job in his gay little second life gang was to dox people.

wut, that's a job?
second life sounds kind of awesome now

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

wut, that's a job?
second life sounds kind of awesome now

In a gay furry gang.

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

I present a meme from Maldo's discord: SkibidiThor! Their name not mine.

This is gonna refresh some of Jason's core memories lmao
get dunked nerd

 

[loosebladder]

This one:

Don't worry, I wasn't planning to. But I don't think you'll find what you're looking for behind that curtain.

Why is it always "im a pro in x y and z so I sent this data to my friends to handle it"
Why dont you handle it, shitfuck? I'll tell you why: he doesn't have the ability/knowledge.
He's just the fucking mascot for everything but whenever push comes to shove he always passes down every task to the people with the actual skill.
Same with gamedev, same with hacking, same with "muh blizzard".
He has all these accolades but conveniently enough we have no actual video/audio/whathaveyou proof of him actually performing any of his skills. (correct me if I'm just being a hater)
I really don't know how anyone who has watched more than 2 minutes worth of content from this guy can still believe he has anything to back up his delusions of grandeur.

 

[Hit Squad]

Why is it always "im a pro in x y and z so I sent this data to my friends to handle it"
Why dont you handle it, shitfuck?

Walter Mitty types like Jason also need the whole 'I have friends in high places' schtick to go along with their 'I know everything' mindset.

Notice what he says:

'...I have a long history in offensive security, so now I know where your command and control server is and I've given it to my friends, you might want to shut it down...'

He's implying that his 'friends' are feds and will now track down their hacker asses on Jason's behalf. It's a stupid threat, designed to frighten children. Saying this kind of shit gets laughed at by anyone with real world experience.

If anything, it shows he has a hollywood movie understanding of how the real security world operates, since if you are going after people, you don't tell them that you're coming.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

If anything, it shows he has a hollywood movie understanding of how the real security world operates,

Reminded of this guy:

The whole "They wanted to know why two copies of windows were active." Has me laugh every time.

 

[The ATF Disliked That]

Why is it always "im a pro in x y and z so I sent this data to my friends to handle it"
Why dont you handle it, shitfuck? I'll tell you why: he doesn't have the ability/knowledge.
He's just the fucking mascot for everything but whenever push comes to shove he always passes down every task to the people with the actual skill.
Same with gamedev, same with hacking, same with "muh blizzard".
He has all these accolades but conveniently enough we have no actual video/audio/whathaveyou proof of him actually performing any of his skills. (correct me if I'm just being a hater)
I really don't know how anyone who has watched more than 2 minutes worth of content from this guy can still believe he has anything to back up his delusions of grandeur.

This and the FBI story are the two that I hate the most. He definitely made this shit up.

'...I have a long history in offensive security, so now I know where your command and control server is and I've given it to my friends, you might want to shut it down...'

Even if someone did send it, they can just set up a new "command and control server" in what? an hour?

 

[PHUCKERPRIME]

Finally caught up with the thread. Taking a "vacation" might be the smartest thing Jason has done. How do you not cowtip someone if they're reading their own thread?

Can't wait for the new OP.

>official photo
Deboonked.
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I can imagine Jason wanted to go with the unhinged photo but Joeyray was present during the photo op and told him it wasn't professional, which drained him of all enthusiasm. He kept the unhinged one because he wants to believe it's the actual photo.

This has been discussed before but I'll post it cuz it's a funny one indeed.
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It's a child making up epic work stories.
iM noT giVinG u thE nAmEs, yOu aRe juSt GoiNg tO fiRe thEse pEoPle!!1

Whatever happened, if anything, was obviously entirely different.

Look at how he looks away from the camera when retelling the conversation, as if playing with imaginary dolls. Another sign he made it the fuck up.
OR he wanted to rat out the employees himself and his supervisor had the exact same convo with him explaining why that would be a bad idea. He thought it was badass and retconned his supervisor into himself educating his superiors.

The equivalent would be that a janitor working in a hospital calls himself Dr Janny