Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Jerbear89]

HAHA she deserves everything she is getting LOL

 

[Eskimoto]

And it starts. Buckle up, Emily.

 

[Insulin reid]

This is what Amber is afraid of. The last thing she wants is to show how deformed her legs are.

The one thing amber will never give up is how deformed the lower part of her body is.

I do not understand why people wants to stay in an abusive toxic relationship especially is there is no children involved. It seems that Emily had enough of Amber, but why did Amber did not have enough of Emily?

Amber probably got desperate and freaked out in an attempt to control Emily. Emily doesnt have intellectuall deficiencies like her other partners and isnt financially dependant on amber. Amber has no leverage other than threats of violence or attempts at control/manipulation and i think amber calling her mom to bitch but wouldn't pull the trigger on mommalynn getting in a car and saving her is proof amber just used it as a tactic to manipulate the situation. If ambers mom really did know everything, a mom who loves her kid will go get them from harm. I think amber used her mom as a way to triangulate Emily and make her bend the knee but Emily just wanted her gone and wouldn't partake in the messed up situation unfolding before her. She just told amber to fuck off and amber stuck to her like desperate glue.


Who else will have amber? Amber will never have enough of people who leave her, she freaks out if shes not the one breaking things off.

 

[Baking Muffins]

Everyone in the Amberverse has been a shitty person in their own way. The Hamplanet's orbit is not capable of capturing a single decent human, but Emily may have the been the first one as manipulative as Amber, and that is exciting. They both clearly crave the attention their dysfunctional relationship attracts; ALR even goes between gleeful and outraged in her live about the break up.

This will be entertaining for a weekend, then she'll go back to a sad, old, obese milkless cow for weeks. Eventually, Tommy Cooter will drip some kind of tea texts or pics or stories due to a) needing attention from the Internet and/or b) trying to get back with Amber and remembering they are tards who cannot get along in mature adult relationships and crashing out. Then, ALR will go back to boring until she finds a new mentally handicapped lesbian.

The best thing about this drama is it just reaffirms all the things Kiwis knew about Amber (fat, irresponsible, immature, incapable of a relationship, abusive, liar, etc.) and it's nice to have something reliable in the world.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Oh big Stinky is feeling extra dispeckful tonight!

 

[Constellationzero]

Great way to start the morning when it's on your screen.

Horrifying way to start the morning when it's in your bed.

They deserve each other.

The best part of waking up

is Narc Rage on the Farms!

 

[Major Pain]

Ending sentences with "bro" really makes it sound super duper serious and real...



Just a tip : Lay off the Tik Tok trendy talk if you are trying to play victim, Porkahontas.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

 

[dickchug]

The poles are shifting on ham planet.

 

[strange creature]

An accurate re-enactment of Amber “falling” on Emily

 

[junkiemoth]

another 2+ hour stream in the span of less than 24 hours? oh the anxiet is through the roof, pookie can't bear to sit alone with her thoughts and stew in em. interesting!

 

[Mekahineyho]

Tale as old as time. A mobile groomer in OKC is probably under 100 bucks

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

If ambers mom really did know everything, a mom who loves her kid will go get them from harm. I think amber used her mom as a way to triangulate Emily and make her bend the knee but Emily just wanted her gone and wouldn't partake in the messed up situation unfolding before her. She just told amber to fuck off and amber stuck to her like desperate glue.


Who else will have amber? Amber will never have enough of people who leave her, she freaks out if shes not the one breaking things off.

A mom who loves her kid wouldn't drive their 600 pound ass and three pets 20 hours, one way, to drop them at a complete strangers house, a known feeder, who's last partner died from fatness.

She freaks out at everything, even she admits she demanded to see her girlfriends phone. Her girlfriend she literally just met online, not a long-term one. Followed her from room to room when she was trying to her away from her. That is just what she admitted to.

Ending sentences with "bro" really makes it sound super duper serious and real...



Just a tip : Lay off the Tik Tok trendy talk if you are trying to play victim, Porkahontas.

I was wondering where she heard this. She doesn't usually say "bro". I figured it was from that Rosie person she said she talked to. Since she always takes someone else's personality.

 

[I'M WORKING ON IT]

Emily responding to Amberlynn's two livestreams in less than a day

Gorl post receipts or something damn

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

Tale as old as time. A mobile groomer in OKC is probably under 100 bucks

This is one of the many reasons to hate the cows. If you would neglect or harm an animal, what would you do to an infant, an old person, or anyone totally dependent on you?

Sorry for being mati, but that poor dog (and the other cows' pets) is suffering. Hurry up and choke on camera, Hamber.

 

[ExplodedWhale]

She freaks out at everything, even she admits she demanded to see her girlfriends phone. Her girlfriend she literally just met online, not a long-term one. Followed her from room to room when she was trying to her away from her. That is just what she admitted to.

Classic BPD/Narc bag tactic of literally cornering someone first and then crying that the person reacted. I don't feel bad for Amber for being "abused" in that case. It's just as abusive as if someone started hitting her for no reason.

 

[The Ghost of Rarity]

Am I the only one that thinks this is some retarded performance art like what Shanny and Rev do all the time? I still don’t believe they’re broken up and never really did. I can only imagine the amount that porkahontus made last night on that live stream by staging a crash out. She even used the same line that she did in the first “break up”, “you guys won, you did it again I’m alone!!”

I’m fine with them still being together though, keep gaineeeen gorl! I wanna see who loses a foot to diabetes first, her or Chins

 

[Botched Tit Job]

Everyone in the Amberverse has been a shitty person in their own way. The Hamplanet's orbit is not capable of capturing a single decent human, but Emily may have the been the first one as manipulative as Amber, and that is exciting. They both clearly crave the attention their dysfunctional relationship attracts; ALR even goes between gleeful and outraged in her live about the break up.

Absolutely. It feels like everyone is taking a side between Amberlynn or Emily, when in reality, they both suck. They're both liars and manipulators and abusers, and anyone who believes either one of them is dumber than they are.

The only winner in all of this is us, because we get to watch the mess unfold.

 

[Baguette]

A new golden era of fat bitch drama.

 

[scoootiepuff]

She just had to do something to out-cow Foodie's Syria arc. Bravo Porkahontus!