Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 37 0.7%

  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 522 10.4%

  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 134 2.7%

  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 154 3.1%

  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,875 37.3%

  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 2,300 45.8%
  • Total voters
    5,022
Aidan said:
Mentally ill
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His bluesky is disturbing. I had to sign up to view the NSFW ones. Big mistake

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Halloumi does not expel cum. Someone jizzed in his burger. Someone with an STD. Insane behaviour, dude.

@Null Could you confirm
 
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kiwifarms net said:
"...and bookend that with bans..."
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He's using corpo speak to describe issues in his own game. Wtf.

p1138 said:
Yeah, all he does is edit config files for some minecraft mods and pretends he's "coding".
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Gas18697 said:
heavily moified, le hecking 100 hours of changing some values! epic coding moments of 2025! All this drama bc he couldnt say: "im sorry, i fucked up in this raid", over a video game. well done ferret fucker. let the milk flow
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It's worse - his game runs on those dependencies so heavily they (him and Jake) frequently break their builds because they don't have proper git actions set up. There was a week where they didn't realise they were using a dependency that was old, and had to rollback. Fucking morons.

So he was editing YAML files for values that the Java backend didn't accept because object names had changed. To be precise, Java did accept them but it fed into nothingness without exception checking because "lol our dependency library is eternal".His solution? LITERALLY GUESSING WHAT VALUES WERE FUCKING UP ON COMPILE.

They also don't work on the same branches, so Mald has no idea wtf Jake is doing at any one time. No commit history, comments, nothing. Just "Jaaaaaaake what did you dooo?"

Credit to @A T.V. Hating Mutant :



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Nothing Is Written said:
Credit to @A T.V. Hating Mutant :
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Fuck, can't believe I missed that in my maldavius memes thread. I enjoyed that a lot too

As far the cheese, the face of lt the top burns and chars like chicken or perhaps mushrooms without oozing or whatever, shows that it is NOT OOZING From within the cheese, it's also seemingly dollopped ontop, while the edges of the top look bone dry. It's NOT being emitted from the cheese. It COULD be a sauce, but I also admit it's a consistency I've never seen. Ain't ranch, ain't mayo, ain't fatty grease....shit looks like straight up cum. I honestly don't even know how tf you'd get that consistency cooking, since some parts appear watery while others appear goopey and nearly more solid!? Sorry to tmi but that's definitely a cum thing, and I have never seen a sauce or something do that.

I'm 95% sure it's cum.

Actually no, the only OTHER place I saw that consistency was in a pack of expired, ruptured hotdogs, which also happened to be Weiner fluids, and not meant to be a foodstuff

edit: to give extra benefit of the doubt, I don't think it's even a SECOND cheese, because consistency . See how left side it looks watery and transparent like milk, while center "dribble" is as thin as a fork prong, but ENTIRELY opaque?? 100% cum, and I don't think I know a single cheese that turns TRANSPARENT when heated
 
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Hooked on phobics said:
Fuck, can't believe I missed that in my maldavius memes thread. I enjoyed that a lot too

As far the cheese, the face of lt the top burns and chars like chicken or perhaps mushrooms without oozing or whatever, shows toe it is NOT OOZING From within the cheese, it's also seemingly dollopped ontop, while the edges of the top look bone dry. It's NOT being emitted from the cheese. It COULD be a sauce, but I also admit it's a consistency I've never seen. Ain't ranch, ain't mayo, ain't fatty grease....shit looks like straight up cum. I honestly don't even know how tf you'd get that consistency cooking, since some parts appear watery while others appear goopey and nearly more solid!? Sorry to tmi but that's definitely a cum thing, and I have never seen a sauce or something do that.

I'm 95% sure it's cum.

Actually no, the only OTHER place I saw that consistency was in a pack of expired, ruptured hotdogs, which also happened to be Weiner fluids, and not meant to be a foodstuff
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He's on fucking holiday and we're talking about cheese.

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Facom said:
Archive everything. But yeah, never thought I'd say this, I sorta miss Maldavius. I'm hoping for complete crashout upon return
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Pornsick faggots love cum jokes way too much. I remember a few tech discords I went to would constantly post "cleaning femboy hooters bathroom" and it was a gif of a tile room, and trying to mop up a floor covered in such thick globby substance. It's implications were painfully clear but the mods allowed it.

Basically they think it's fine as long as you dont SAY it's cum, just like those cropped porn face avatars. Can't prove it's porn, but you know it is.
 
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invisibult plus+ said:
Mald isn't even a midwit, he's a Wheatley-style moron that tries to act smarter than he really is.
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>I
>AM NOT
>A MORON
Moron
Nothing Is Written said:



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Yeah it's an odd one, when it rubs against your teeth it squeaks. Kinda like rubber, but cheesy.

Though honestly I'd never put halloumi on a burger. I'd sooner do something like McD's seasonal "Lumberjack Burger" here where you have an encrusted, slightly melty cheese, not a stiff piece of fried rubber. Halloumi doesn't even fit burgers that well taste wise.
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By the way, this shit is such a massive phenomenon here there's like five billion recipes on how to make it at home, and people cannot wait for the autumn-winter season to come around to consume their goyslop.
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it was a gif of a tile room, and trying to mop up a floor covered in such thick globby substance
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I know exactly what it was.
It was a glue spill.
 
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Kuritan Deplorable said:
He's going to run his mouth as soon as he comes back that "The drama all dried up the moment I left, none of these people actually cared about it, I'm still right" and just start a whole new wave of sloptubing. The crashout will follow that.
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gonna have to justify his stream suddenly having no viewers because he suspiciously took a break as soon as Twitch announced new viewbot detection changes
 
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