Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Sunflower Samurai]

The 3 Hour video is more to the point than it looks, but it just covers so much of Mald's lies that earns that runtime

 

[The handsome tard]

Im sure becoming one of the most hated individuals by gamerkind would surely end well and totally wont end with you becoming a pariah full with all sort of autists that take sick pleasure in humiliating you, right, Jason?

 

[Vibe_Guy]

how do we rape and murder this guy?

To rape and murder mr. Meat implies you would have to find him first. He is not a hacker with 7 years working at Blizzard and hacking power plants for the feds so it should be the easy part.... thats a double edged sword however. When you arrive at his address, staking out the place. you probably won't see him right away....

But that doesn't mean he doesn't see YOU.

 

[Kokenami]

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They're COPING

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Jannies EATING THEIR ENTIRE ASSES
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The Jacob guy with the Kermit profile pic is a known alog of the speedrunner SHiFT.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Meatcanyon is genuinly very talented. But also talented at making you very uncomfortable too. I had to step away the moment Mald started breast feeding himself and collect myself for a moment before going to back to watch the rest of the video.

 

[Wodanaz]

Actual kino.

For them being so upset about it, this is actually mild compared to MeatCanyon's other body horrors

Parodies like elon musk turning into a bird mutant after buying twitter are so insane and over the top that they can be dismissed as retarded shit. This is different.

It's like how you dismiss the average B-horror movie as forgettable trash, but you remember The Thing forever.

 

[cryptidfuck]

I like his vids but dude has a serious screw loose. Still, the Steve Harvey one he did was peak. This latest production was pretty tame by comparison, but I think the idea was more well executed. Obviously, Jason is putting his foot in his mouth, taken to absurd levels.

I really like the Big Bang Theory skit he made. "Laughing at the eldritch horror to make it stop moving", because sitcom characters pause for laugh tracks.

And I guess Sheldon is an autistic otherworldly tv-hopping entity that kills people with random facts.

 

[Spooky Dogwood]

The 3 Hour video is more to the point than it looks, but it just covers so much of Mald's lies that earns that runtime

At least it addresses that he's a furry who's running a ferret "rescue". Too many people uploading these videos are afraid to say he's probably a FERRET FUCKER.

 

[kiwifarms net]

I'll never understand why some niggas feel the need to wash balls and choke on cock with such passion.

It's infinitely easier to invent little excuses for why X behavior exists even though you expect Y. So you let the little excuses pile up more and more, until you're so invested in your own excuses that you end up trapped in a sunk cost fallacy of your own creation. Cope in its purest form.

It brings to mind some quote I can't find again about some people being natural-born sheep. I would really like to believe that anyone without severe mental conditions can change and see the truth, but it seems that the internet endlessly proves otherwise every day. Then again, maybe all the Maldcord regulars really do have severe mental conditions... Like being a veteran.

 

[Rudy Coleman]

MeatCanyon has made an animation about Mald

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I dont get it

 

[Maeis]

I dont get it

he ate his entire ass.

 

[kiwifarms net]

(Twitter source) Malding Fagtree will certainly use these Twitch policy changes and the hiatus to explain why he has no viewers anymore.

Speaking of hiatus, there's a tidbit that I learned a long while ago about why getting banned on Twitch (or at least going on a hiatus) is extremely damaging to your subscriber count. Twitch's paid subscriptions last for exactly 30 days. Assuming that your subscribers buy a sub at an even pace, then being gone for 7 days will result in approximately 1/4th of your subscribers losing their subs due to the expiration date occurring during the ban/hiatus. And if they lost their subs during that time, there's a good chance that they found somebody else to watch, which means they're invested in somebody else, which means they're not invested in you enough to re-subscribe. Also, the effect gets worse the longer the ban/hiatus is. If you're gone for 2 weeks, that's about 50% of your subscribers gone. You get the picture.

I've speculated before that he likely doesn't truly give a shit about big numbers. Likely all he wants is for somebody, anybody, to keep paying very close attention to him. Still, it might be fun to see how much he seethes about the inevitable viewer count. His reaction is gonna be a roll of the dice.

 

[Lach]

I dont get it

Bullet Points:
he can't ever admit he's wrong and is cursed with his foot being slowly engorged into his mouth, it's a play on the idiom of some one 'putting their own foot in their mouth' ie making a jackass of yourself

It's also probably a reference to the horror jap comics uzumaki which displays a similar scene.

the mirror is a play on self reflection, literally leaving at the end when he's literally choking on his own feet.(fun note the mirror has a lighter voice compared to his own displayed voice)

Plus the side gag of him referencing working at blizzard every five seconds while also pretending to be above it all.

basic message is that if he showed a grain of self reflection and maturity he wouldn't be in the position he is right now which is basically being in every terminally online person's retical lol.

 

[Maeis]

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I know Twitch is up their entire ass with moderation, but I thought at least they would know how to defeat viewbots.

he can't ever admit he's wrong and is cursed with his foot being slowly engorged into his mouth, it's a play on the idiom of some one 'putting their own foot in their mouth' ie making a jackass of yourself

See, I thought he was literally eating his entire ass, and if the video continued, he'd fully ouroboros.

 

[Draftiel]

His reaction is gonna be a roll of the dice.

Does a coin flip between "crashout" and "play dumb" really count as a dice roll?

 

[Sperglord666]

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Imagine admitting to that you watch youtube TikToks because you can't mentally deal with videos longer than 90 seconds.

 

[Fat At The Internet]

Speaking of hiatus, there's a tidbit that I learned a long while ago about why getting banned on Twitch (or at least going on a hiatus) is extremely damaging to your subscriber count. Twitch's paid subscriptions last for exactly 30 days. Assuming that your subscribers buy a sub at an even pace, then being gone for 7 days will result in approximately 1/4th of your subscribers losing their subs due to the expiration date occurring during the ban/hiatus.

I'd suspect a sizable amount of subs are auto-renew. That's what would separate a ban from not streaming. Bans break the auto-renew, while they'll continue as expected if someone wants to go Spoony on it.

 

[The Stranger]

I really like the Big Bang Theory skit he made. "Laughing at the eldritch horror to make it stop moving", because sitcom characters pause for laugh tracks.

And I guess Sheldon is an autistic otherworldly tv-hopping entity that kills people with random facts.

My favorite is the Disney Adults video. It also has a segment where he's singing like how most Disney movies have and he's actually an incredibly talented singer.

 

[Angry Shoes]

It's always weird to see what lolcows get mainstream attention. I assumed Mald was a bit too boring and too much of a slow burner for the average normie but it seems like every Youtube content creator is trying to get a piece of his ass.

 

[Pitckus]

how do we rape and murder this guy?

Have you tried asking Grok?