Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 37 0.7%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 516 10.4%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 132 2.6%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 154 3.1%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,863 37.4%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 2,282 45.8%

  • Total voters
    4,984
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Has released a 3 and a half hour hit-piece video on Maldavius Faggotry.
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>I dislike the style,reminds me of body horror
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Vinluv, you of all people can't be talking about intelligence here :story:
Has released a 3 and a half hour hit-piece video on Maldavius Faggotry.
It's gonna be an absolute bore to watch, people who make these video essays never passed a college level english clash and it shows in their incapability to shorten their videos to a reasonable length. The reason why you are taught to have your essays fit into a certain amount of words or pages is to teach you how to manipulate your sentences and how you organize them such that you can change the length as much as you want.
 
Meatcanyon sucked on a dildo for a sponsorship, he's not going to call out someone being a sexpest.
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He also collab'd with Oompaville who's a Mr Beast cocksucker and generic commentator #8618 but with a good camera, LEDs, and zoomer edits. Separating MC's art from himself, it's a pretty weak video considering the breadth of content he could've drawn on. It's meh.

And short. MC's too fucking dumb to embed meaningful symbology so I wouldn't look into it too much guys. :story:
 
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I guess he got what he asked for, but not what he wanted. :story:
They say when God wants to punish us, he either takes everything away from us or gives us exactly what we wanted.

When his legs in the video begin to curl all I could think of was the Uzumaki manga. Meatcanyon is the shit.
All I could think of was the scene in Wishmaster 2.

tl;dw: A prison inmate tells the Wishmaster he wishes his lawyer would go fuck himself, not actually meaning it. Later, the inmate gets a surprise meeting with his lawyer, who's promising him an early release or something. Inmate is happy, but then his lawyer's body contorts almost like this Mald animation and he begins to literally fuck his own ass.
 
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aDangerToSociety has done another 5-hour livestream gunt-guarding Maldy

I've also been working on her dox, I know what the exterior of her house looks like and a general area but it'd take a lot of combing around on Google Earth to find the exact location. If that tickles your autism DM me.
 
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MeatCanyon has made an animation about Mald
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As far as Meat Canyon or online animation satire goes, this is actually pretty tame. From the audiences perspective it's "look at this guy self destructing in real time, Ain't it horrifying to look at?" but from Thors perspective it's "Deep down you know you did this to yourself. You can cut your losses but anything you do from here on is on you."
 
From the audiences perspective it's "look at this guy self destructing in real time, Ain't it horrifying to look at?" but from Thors perspective it's "Deep down you know you did this to yourself. You can cut your losses but anything you do from here on is on you."
This is why I quite liked it. Meat usually goes heavy on absurdism and gore, but this time it felt more pointed and mature

Really wish he'd have hidden a little gnome somewhere though.
 
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