Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Captain Wetbeard]

I fucking hate modern developers.

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It's not even that I necessarily disagree, it's the fact that this guy's ego is so inflated that he feels the need to talk down to me with his mighty cock of knowledge.

He's a retard too, because it's under an MIT license, whatever he puts in the ReadMe is irrelevant.

 

[The ATF Disliked That]

I just noticed a MASSIVE error in the meat canyon video.

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Jason can't code that well. 1 star meat canyon!

Don't worry it's just a premade yaml file he's configuring.

 

[gaarashatan]

The 3 Hour video is more to the point than it looks, but it just covers so much of Mald's lies that earns that runtime

does it cover his sexual assault though?

 

[needforsneed]

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"It reminds me of body horror"
Nigga it IS body horror. That's literally what it IS.

 

[Computer User]

A detail in MeatCanyon's animation I'd like to point out that I haven't seen anyone else bring up yet;

Spoiler: possibly NSFW

The breastfeeding bit, at about 13 seconds in, starts with Jason's tit/moob, of which the silhouette appears an awful lot like the profile of a ferret when viewed from the front on.

Just think in terms of something like Rimworld's art style if you don't see it right away.

He's sucking a ferret.

 

[tarzor]

(Twitter source) Malding Fagtree will certainly use these Twitch policy changes and the hiatus to explain why he has no viewers anymore.

I'd like to know the source for the "Leaked Info", because this sounds like an assumption from them asking ai, seeing as the post looks like a 1:1 copy from a prompt summary.
but when mald comes back he's probably going to announce to his viewers to all use some channel points or to write a message to be counted towards viewership, not a crazy call but i'll call it now.
its gonna be some longform garbage post that could be summed in 2 sentences with a plea to participate in his and the ferret stream for the sake of <insert good intentions here>.

MASSIVE error

users/thor/desktop/my cool game/reallyimportant.txt
its so silly and funny



here's a cleaned up full view
the text is supposed to be the proprietary hackerman green, but the funny makes up for it

 

[gaarashatan]

im only 30min in but im rly liking the video by lord crust. honestly i cant believe thor is a real person. he seems so unreal. loving the saga of this guy. dudes prime lolcow content for real

 

[GarbanzoBeans]

I'd like to know the source for the "Leaked Info", because this sounds like an assumption from them asking ai, seeing as the post looks like a 1:1 copy from a prompt summary.
but when mald comes back he's probably going to announce to his viewers to all use some channel points or to write a message to be counted towards viewership, not a crazy call but i'll call it now.
its gonna be some longform garbage post that could be summed in 2 sentences with a plea to participate in his and the ferret stream for the sake of <insert good intentions here>.


users/thor/desktop/my cool game/reallyimportant.txt
its so silly and funny

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here's a cleaned up full view
the text is supposed to be the proprietary hackerman green, but the funny makes up for it

The irony that some creepy doodlers are better at yaml than he is

 

[Nothing Is Written]

He's a retard too, because it's under an MIT license, whatever he puts in the ReadMe is irrelevant.

That bullshit MD ToS is just activist crap and in no way congruent with MIT licensure.

EDIT: Geez you guys done guzzling down MC's cum yet? It was okay. Are you that starved of milk?

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

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incase ppl didnt catch what was on his desktop

The thing with Meat is that he is actually smart and knows the deep lore of whoever he’s making fun of.
It’s the details that matter in a fine, handcrafted, artisanal shitpost.

 

[Haramburger]

EDIT: Geez you guys done guzzling down MC's cum yet? It was okay. Are you that starved of milk?

1.6 mil views and not even 12 hours live, I'll be interested to see how the stats mature but that's pretty massive for a Sunday afternoon.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

nipple sucking bit got looped on a discord I went on. Its horrifying. But also almost seamless

Spoiler: spoiler just incase

it also doesn't REALLY look like a moob at all from that angle. Almost expect this will end up on a rule34 type thing, unless its a copyright issue? I wouldn't know how it works, but it wouldn't shock me

Geez you guys done guzzling down MC's cum yet? It was okay. Are you that starved of milk?

You are new, so I'll explain something about kiwi culture. Funny is top priority for most. meat canyon dissing on pirate is funny. Bitching about meat canyon is not funny, and detracts from lolling about the animation.

Its not even that people are trying to say hes the best animator ever, but just enjoy the moment.

Its a BRAND NEW VIDEO, and many kiwis take at least a few days to post. If you really don't want to see anymore, just leave the thread for a week, because its probably going to keep being mentioned (see above)

 

[neger psykolog]

I fucking hate modern developers.

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It's not even that I necessarily disagree, it's the fact that this guy's ego is so inflated that he feels the need to talk down to me with his mighty cock of knowledge.

lol imagine reading any of this shit and giving a fuck or even caring about the software license

this shit is even stupider than NFTs that you can just right click save

 

[Nothing Is Written]

just leave the thread for a week

I have COVID and this is one of the only sources of entertainment I have right now

Sorry for being a negative Nancy everyone, enjoy the video.

Edit: On re-watch, he's basically Pinocchio right? But instead of lies, it's egotistical statements, and it's also a double entendre for "foot in mouth" faux pas? Also why the fuck did he specify "gypsy breastfeeding".

I think the ouroboris symbology is a bit of a stretch though, but I see it.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ouroboros

Some snakes, such as rat snakes, have been known to consume themselves.[5]

Unless MC is actually a genius.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Sorry for being a negative Nancy everyone, enjoy the video.

It's ok. And I'm not trying to be a dick, despite being new you seem a decent poster.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

MeatCanyon has made an animation about Mald

PreserveTube, local:
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What reading Junji Ito as a teenager does to a mfer.

 

[Nothing Is Written]

What reading Junji Ito as a teenager does to a mfer.

 

[Diggus Bickus]

Can't wait until Thor sends fraudulent DMCAs because his ego's hurt and then he tries to sue Hunter over it. Will be the funniest shit to behold. Knowing thor, he will not pass the meatcanyon vibecheck.

BREAKING NEWS: MeatCanyon actually makes something funny for the first time ever.

Kill yourself.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Can't wait until Thor sends fraudulent DMCAs because his ego's hurt and then he tries to sue Hunter over it. Will be the funniest shit to behold. Knowing thor, he will not pass the meatcanyon vibecheck.

I could also potentially see the following
-jason bans "gypsy" in chat
-literal gypsy joins chat, mentions they are gypsy literally once
-message being literally "btw im a gypsy"
-PERMABANNED
-discimination case against jason, suspended for overt racism on twitch

 

[MAPK phosphatase]

I think the ouroboris symbology is a bit of a stretch though, but I see it.

I thought the Ouroboros symbology was pretty clear and explicit. I caught it before I caught the "foot in mouth" double entendre.