Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Hooked on phobics]

should fucking kill myself for not realizing this sooner despite posting on a São Toméan milk afficionado forum.

You can ALSO say that his "expertise" in breastmilk could reference the blizzard breastmilk situation.

Which somehow is made more ominous by HOW his reflection said "THATS HOW WE GOT FIRED FROM BLIZZARD!!!"

Almost as if they barely survived that.

 

[Facom]

I like seeing the different ways people fuck up spelling this word



How do you manage to spell it incorrectly even after linking to the wiki page?

it's spelt thoroborus retard

 

[Lords Greatsword]

The "reminds me of" post from those Discord screenshots made me think of this classic:


Heads so far up their asses trying to be passive and inoffensive, they don't even think about how ridiculous they end up sounding.
It reminds me a lot of witnessing Yandev's server back in 2018 just before the ban speedruns kicked off, with both places walking on eggshells to maintain a delusional sense of parasocial approval. It's always pitiful seeing a gathering like that.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

A more recent snippet from yesterday, looks like some of the Maldist's are all drama'd out.

So let me get this straight. Even though no framework of any kind past the gov has to recognize it is laid out and this will somehow tank the industry? Im...sure something that's not real yet or even outlined will have dire consequences. Just like the ESRB ruined stuff in the u.s right?

 

[Anomalous Coward]

I have COVID and this is one of the only sources of entertainment I have right now

Sorry for being a negative Nancy everyone, enjoy the video.

Edit: On re-watch, he's basically Pinocchio right? But instead of lies, it's egotistical statements, and it's also a double entendre for "foot in mouth" faux pas? Also why the fuck did he specify "gypsy breastfeeding".

I think the ouroboris symbology is a bit of a stretch though, but I see it.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ouroboros

Unless MC is actually a genius.

To put ones foot in ones mouth is to speak out of turn/without due consideration

 

[mlanguishi]

 

[Croaking Spider]

Parodies like elon musk turning into a bird mutant after buying twitter are so insane and over the top that they can be dismissed as retarded shit. This is different.

You're forgiven for not getting the reference, it's an oldie. The bird flying into the capsule with Elon and morphing with him is a play on the 1958 film The Fly.

Even The Simpsons riffed on this on an old Treehouse of Horrors Halloween special.

One of my favorite things about MeatCanyon is his love and knowledge of horror and the macabre. His videos are full of little nods and pastiches for those that recognize them. My person favorite is his Death of an NPC Simp video where the whole thing is framed like the painting of Ivan the Terrible killing his son in anger.




I'm kind of surprised he made the video on Jason. He said a while back he wanted to do more original stuff and move away from parodies of people because he felt like aside from shock factor, there wasn't much more to the videos creatively. His Nikado Avacado video was a great exception because he ended up doing a video with MeatCanyon and Oompaville where where Nick genuinely seemed like he was enjoying the presence of others. I guess Jason just made it too easy to take the opportunity because it's guaranteed views.

Meat actually works with JamieR now. Don't know when he started helping with videos but it is pretty obvious when JamieR is doing a shot in a Canyon video. (One example, the CaseOh growing larger and larger video.)

JamieR's work stands out in the fluidity. His ability to animate shifting flesh is exceptional.

 

[whalebiologist]

Ferretfucker.

 

[NIA-DOA 2.0]

Late to the game, but...

Who here wants to bet MeatCanyon is Kiwibro?

 

[FILTH Tourist]

Late to the game, but...

Who here wants to bet MeatCanyon is Kiwibro?

Doubt it, he strikes me as more of a Redditor or has a few discords he hangs out in.

 

[SlimyCuntStain]

Oroboros can ALSO be often a symbol of SELF DESTRUCTION, a snake LITERALLY eating itself will infact result in death usually.

THATS the symbol. Hes put his foot in his mouth, but rather than backtrack, he doubles down. Now hes eating his ENTIRE ass, the whole thing. And it’s going to kill him, because he can't admit he's wrong.

Symbols aren’t literal and that’s the whole point though. Obviously a snake literally eating its own tail is self-destructive, but if you just take an image at face value, then it’s not a symbol anymore.

The ouroboros as a symbol is neutral and indicates death and rebirth since the snake is simultaneously being consumed but it is also consuming.

The ouroboros also indicates eternity, so how can it mean self-destruction? A snake actually eating itself has a very definitive end-point.

 

[Poisonbreath]

I know this is extremely late, but this won't stop bothering me.
It's very discomforting that someone with a ferret "rescue" has a ferret ahegao emote like this.

Does not a single one of his retard glazers find this even a little bit off-putting?

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No time to relax on vacation, too busy malding at comments on my game's steam discussions

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

hmmn let me google image oreaboreaos or however you guys spell it
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Ouroboros

but the joke at the end is

- Foot in Mouth
- Snake eating itself (meaning he's a snake)
- FULL OF HIMSELF, since the leg keeps extending more and more and more into himself.

basically in a short summary

"Everything is his own undoing, and his ego is out of whack that he still thinks he's the good guy and everyone is the villain, whilst at the same time doing anything and everything he could to get people banned/silenced. i.e. organizing brigading with his discord"

 

[The ATF Disliked That]

When I first saw his legs curling, I thought he was gonna turn into a roach.

 

[Nothing Is Written]

Symbols aren’t literal and that’s the whole point though. Obviously a snake literally eating its own tail is self-destructive, but if you just take an image at face value, then it’s not a symbol anymore.

The ouroboros as a symbol is neutral and indicates death and rebirth since the snake is simultaneously being consumed but it is also consuming.

The ouroboros also indicates eternity, so how can it mean self-destruction? A snake actually eating itself has a very definitive end-point.

Hey kindred Man and His Symbols enjoyer, whilst I agree, we might be putting too much stock in a fat cartoonist's 3 minute video. Also I don't like it when seemingly chill posters argue.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

A snake actually eating itself has a very definitive end-point.

Self destruction USUALLY does. A LOOP formed of snake eating itself physically doesn't though.

your autism makes you think it MUST be the meaning how you think of it (infinity), and CANNOT mean another way (impulsive based self destruction). Thats LITERALLY the problem.

-sees uroboros with cartoon literally saying "ITS GOING TO KILL US" indicating self destruction
-says "well, thats not eternity I don't get it"
-ask others. They say "its oroboros as a symbol of self destruction"
-say that can't be it despite all the evidence this was the intent, because you cannot FATHOM it having multiple meanings.
-Still not getting it despite the answer sitting right infront of your face

 

[SlimyCuntStain]

Self destruction USUALLY does. A LOOP formed of snake eating itself physically doesn't though.

your autism makes you think it MUST be the meaning how you think of it (infinity), and CANNOT mean another way (impulsive based self destruction). Thats LITERALLY the problem.

-sees uroboros with cartoon literally saying "ITS GOING TO KILL US" indicating self destruction
-says "well, thats not eternity I don't get it"
-ask others. They say "its oroboros as a symbol of self destruction"
-say that can't be it despite all the evidence this was the intent, because you cannot FATHOM it having multiple meanings.
-Still not getting it despite the answer sitting right infront of your face

You need to calm down.

And stop filling my profile with tard rage. Why do you need to argue with me in two places?

 

[Lvkester Endorser]

Fuck, I just realized the milk symbolism too. He's milking himself for entertainment. MEAT IS LITERALLY CALLING HIM A LOLCOW.
I should fucking kill myself for not realizing this sooner despite posting on a São Toméan milk afficionado forum.

I think its this + MC cannot animate him suckling his own dick (because Mald does a lot of that) so he had to go for the tit.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

You need to calm down.

And stop filling my profile with tard rage. Why do you need to argue with me in two places?

I WAS trying to mitigate the autism posting in the thread...but I'm worried you infected @Nothing Is Written . Really I don't even understand why this is hard to understand

This isn't even a new concept

 

[Nothing Is Written]

We really are pattern seeking animals, but don't let the abyss gaze back at you.