Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Nothing Is Written]

oh and one of the mods
surely one of the mods is infiltrated, theres no way we're not gonna have the mod leak arc someday

I don't think so. They've been under his thumb for years, and likely have signed contracts. We can only hope though.

He is a control freak. He's likely got mods assigned to each other, Gestapo / KGB style.

They literally have their own separate server.

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

I... HATE... PEOPLE... LIKE... HIM...

 

[Yellow Rose Of Texas]

I won’t be surprised the next thing this faggot gonna do is grifting towards Hasan’s community to get some sympathy points.
He’s already friends with Ludwig,and his smug passive aggressive personality are common in those orbiter spaces as well.
He’ll fit right in.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

How does someone who plays 12 hours a day every day take a vacation, I wonder?

No, tweaking a children's digital lego game for 12 hours isn't a job, mald. You didn't even get famous from it. I can see youtubers who got big off 1 game and then has to keep playing it even though he's sick of it and now sees it as a chore but you didn't even have to do this. You chose this cause you're too scared to show your actual coding skills.

 

[Luecke]

What do these colours mean? I guess how long each faggot is subbed to maldy?

 

[Maeis]

What do these colours mean? I guess how long each faggot is subbed to maldy?

Discord colors are just based on the roles each user has. Some discords make you pay with money or pay with time served on the discord to get them, some just let you pick via a selection and a bot that does it for you.

 

[potato sack]

Discord colors are just based on the roles each user has. Some discords make you pay with money or pay with time served on the discord to get them, some just let you pick via a selection and a bot that does it for you.

purple ones are subbed to maldy on twitch

 

[Facom]

As predicted the furries are starting their turn against him. Im expecting this to increase rapidly within the next few weeks. I really think this could cause a furry civil war, and not just within Mald's furry community





Also, he's getting called out for cope almost everywhere for changing his PFP on Twitter to the Meat Canyon depiction of him. Seeing a lot of "if only you did this 5 months ago, this is giga cope, too late". I think he's gonna buckle and be like: "Well chat, I fucking tried it your way, let them walkkkkk over me, I sat down and took it, and it didn't work. See! I was right, I should stand up for myself and never back down. I actually only changed my PFP to that to prove to you guys that it wouldn't change anything, please, don't tell me how to handle my image, I know exactly what I'm doing; yup" *leans back* *fake laughs*

 

[Maeis]

As predicted the furries are starting their turn against him. Im expecting this to increase rapidly within the next few weeks. I really think this could cause a furry civil war, and not just within Mald's furry community

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It kinda surprises me just how much his empire was built on nothing. I used to watch his shorts before his original anti-SKG videos, they were at least interesting, but I dropped him the moment he betrayed Ross Scott.

 

[fukkit]

I figured he would lean into it like it’s a musician getting parodied by Weird Al

 

[Wodanaz]

You're forgiven for not getting the reference, it's an oldie. The bird flying into the capsule with Elon and morphing with him is a play on the 1958 film The Fly

Yes I was actually unaware of that. Interesting.

 

[30+GameOvers]

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They're COPING

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Jannies EATING THEIR ENTIRE ASSES
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"Yikes, this was done in bad faith "
Yeah, because Jason trying to bury SKG, what got him this thread to begin with, wasn't done in bad faith.

"I don't like the style it reminds me of body horror"

Thats because IT IS, you fucking mongoloid. If I had orbiters this fucking dumb I think I'd leave the Internet in shame. Stupid fuck can't even tell you what is in front of his very eyes.

These zoomers don't know that edginess, disgusting imagery and disfiguration/exaggeration of characters for a shock factor/comedic effect pretty much dates back to the old flash era animation, and of course they live in such sterile bubbles that the content they watch doesn't likely contain any of it.

Good little cartoon, I like how they didn't need to bring up Ross Scott or SKG since the ferret fucker is disgusting enough on his own, all you have to do is let him talk and you have content.

 

[Maeis]

I like how they didn't need to bring up Ross Scott

I think the funniest part is that Ross has been trying to help Pirate this whole time; first by offering him the chance to discuss his issues with the campaign, an invitation that's still available AFAIK, and second by indeed going "Please don't harass Pirate Software". It's probably the right thing to do, but I believe Ross is 40(?) and has been worried about dead games since he was a teenager. If some complete mongoloid fucked with a lifelong dream like that I'd declare exterminatus.

 

[Obnoxious Octopus]

As predicted the furries are starting their turn against him.

Furries as a whole are incredibly stupid/autistic and horny. They don't really have IRL interactions with normal people and they have a very poor grasp of right/wrong and normal behavior. there has been (proven) multiple instances of mauld pushing inappropriate boundaries without understanding that it is revolting and wrong.

I think they will eventually turn but it will take a while to overcome the mountain of autism and denial.

 

[yt Oliander]

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Since when does mald have a MC profile pic on twitter?

Oh bless his little heart, he's going to try to 'roll with the punches'.

That should last all of ten minutes.

 

[Mad_Dog]

Oh bless his little heart, he's going to try to 'roll with the punches'.

That should last all of ten minutes.

 

[Mushroom King]

Made this for us!

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

Here's some MaldCanyon clips. Nothing too interesting, unfortunately, but I found a few things amusing:

Mald really likes MC, apparently (according to Mald). Especially the xQc video, which is his go-to when he talks about MC ("oh no guys, xQc will steal my eyes, isn't that creepy? omgomgomg").
@00:40: "xQc isn't real, we willed him into reality? And neither am I! [...] [Streamers] are like a weird Old God". You might think that this is just Mald trying to be funny (and failing), but this is Mald we're talking about here, so he probably believes what he said there a bit more than he should.
@01:10: "I love what MeatCanyon does, 'cause [...] i think it's very easy for some people to get kind of like a lot of hubris [...] and like MeatCanyon pokes fun at that and I love that he does that"
@01:37: MC gifts 10 subs to Mald.
@03:23: MC subs to Mald (or at least I assume that's what the "* is a pirate" message means)

Spoiler: Sources

https://youtu.be/sAdQborstkg?t=42007

https://youtu.be/Fd5oZDQ3tZE?t=32766

https://youtu.be/4-sdihGt2vc?t=27008

 

[whalebiologist]

The mirror image in the MC cartoon also has the real, high pitched Mald voice. Pretty good cartoon overall, highlighted the Blizzard obsession, and the constant ego trip lying. I bet Maldy's just dying to shit on the cartoon and add MC to The List™, but he won't dare to stand up to a an 8 mil youtuber. So instead he pretends to go with the joke with le epic profile pic swap. But will he resist commenting on it on stream? Or will Khronos the Raped just blacklist the word meat and call it a day?

 

[whalebiologist]

@00:40: "xQc isn't real, we willed him into reality? And neither am I! [...] [Streamers] are like a weird Old God". You might think that this is just Mald trying to be funny (and failing), but this is Mald we're talking about here, so he probably believes what he said there a bit more than he should.

I like how even here he phrases it in this gaslighting manner. "That's on you chat! Streamers are absolved of all responsibility because YOU still choose to watch us." Sure, if a normal person says it, that's just a joke and some insight on the state of all ecelebs and how it's the audience that makes them prominent. But exactly, it's Mald so you just know he applies this rhetoric to himself all the time. "Am I wrong? Hell no, my orbiters love me (and the rest get banned), so clearly I'm in the right!"