Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Maeis]

All of this

I do not envy these people. God it must not be fun if your e-daddy is Thor.

 

[Not Funny]

MeatCanyon has made an animation about Mald

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I must have watched this shit over 10 times since it came out. It's still funny to me.

 

[NoCockatrice]

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They're COPING

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Jannies EATING THEIR ENTIRE ASSES
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"That animafon if too mean, whaa, whaa I need to watch cat videof, turn off bwain, only povitif foths, nofing I or peopow who I like evev do is wwong, no foths, bwain off, lalala"

 

[BigPeanut]

That doesn't excuse them being excessively long. At the end of the day, these are still called essays, and therefore, they need to follow a formal essay format or at the very least be of a reasonable length. I understand that they're not entirely formal, however, youtube only incentivizes length if the viewer actually watches most of it. Additionally, documentaries still have to use the same literary principles as I described.

Autists get too caught up on the literal definition of words rather than what they mean to the average common person. A video essay is not an essay in any sense of the literal definition of essay, video essays are just any video going over anything that is 1 hour plus

 

[A T.V. Hating Mutant]

Im not sure how many of the people MC's parodied, have decide to put it as their pfp as a funny, but im going to guess it's next to none. This dumb nigger is so clearly ass-hurt over a joke, you'd wonder how he ever got that terracata gnome to fit up there.

 

[PrestonHolt]

I do not envy these people. God it must not be fun if your e-daddy is Thor.

Having anyone as e-daddy doesn't seem as fun.

About the FatCanion animation, it feels realy tame with what we know about this guy, it feels like he did the bit becasue he's aware that's free fucktone of views and just want to capitalize, but without making it overly disturbing (like Jason antics are).

 

[tarzor]

I'm not to sure what the red name signifies in the discord

they selected horde(warcraft) for their roles in the disc server

if Jason can sue Meat Canyon for defamation

mald has poisoned these peoples brains with: litigate and silence first, ask questions and fuck ferrets later
my favorite litmus test is, if ever Weird Al Yankovich gets sued or something then maybe we're doomed, until then shut the fuck up about trying to do some damage to someone who makes funny off of you ( or your gay hero )

 

[Slav Power]

I fucking hate modern developers.

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It's not even that I necessarily disagree, it's the fact that this guy's ego is so inflated that he feels the need to talk down to me with his mighty cock of knowledge.

Oh yeah, this faggot. He had a very nice alternative to f.lux, that is until he went insane and murdered all trust in his software like it was a Pole in Volhynia. Shame the faggot's bunkered up in Kiev and not in some eastern shithole where he'd have a higher chance of getting shelled. Oh yeah, he updated that shit to have a nag screen anout how he's literally being murdered by mobiks every rime you opened the software that's meant to make your screen orange and for a while I ran a conpilation where I cut that out before going back to f.lux. Might try and do that with the latest version, verifying every commit after February 22 and all.

Remember when some open source software wiped pc's when used in russia and it ended up wiping a huge database of documenting crimes done by russians?

Yeah, and even though this faggot shit's FOSS you have to go paranoid and verify the source code yourself, thwn compile it yourself and cut the binary off from any form of autoupdates.

He's a retard too, because it's under an MIT license, whatever he puts in the ReadMe is irrelevant.

Too bad no one bothered to fork his garbage and unfaggotify it, so you're on your own in that task.

 

[Nick Gars]

mald has poisoned these peoples brains with: litigate and silence first, ask questions and fuck ferrets later

Its quite funny when you consider one of Malds "accolades" is his dad being a character in South Park. Ya know, that funny little show thats all about making caricatures of people and mocking them? These hypersenstive faggots genuinely have no values to speak of.

 

[big pauper]

Autists get too caught up on the literal definition of words rather than what they mean to the average common person. A video essay is not an essay in any sense of the literal definition of essay, video essays are just any video going over anything that is 1 hour plus

A video essay shouldn't be over 20 minutes long. An essay is short form. Anybody doing an hour plus video essay has escaped the medium with the subtlety only an autist could have, like those art house "films" that are days long

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

Spoiler: Stop derailing this fucking thread about literal nonsense, I swear to God, not that I can control myself either.

Autists get too caught up on the literal definition of words rather than what they mean to the average common person. A video essay is not an essay in any sense of the literal definition of essay, video essays are just any video going over anything that is 1 hour plus

A video essay shouldn't be over 20 minutes long. An essay is short form. Anybody doing an hour plus video essay has escaped the medium with the subtlety only an autist could have, like those art house "films" that are days long

Essays are meant to convey an opinion in a intro-middle-end style formatting. Video-essays(ists) are what pretentious douchbags call themselves to seems more smart while they sperg about some topic for an hour+, where most of the time it's not even trying to convey opinion but just list the WikiPedia entry verbatim. The people who make video-essays are faggots, people who watch video-essays are faggots. Listing the history of speedrun records isn't a video-essay, it's a documentary, but documentary has a "bad-vibe" to it of being "boring", so zoomers have to call it something quirky and ironic -- "Essays are boring, but video-essays are fun!!". I've seen people* claim that one of their hobbies is "watching video essays", the amount of brainrottening affecting these people* is saddening.

 

[Maeis]

Stop derailing this fucking thread about literal nonsense, I swear to God, not that I can control myself either.

I even made them an entire thread to sperg about it:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/debate...ot-a-video-essays-length-is-necessary.225567/

 

[Facom]

They're discussing @boing boing


Action Dan is STILL banging on about this. He still believes the video is "against the people trying to spin into a form of attack video"
I don't think he watched it, honestly

The new sexual allegations are being discussed. Why are they referring to 5 years ago? That was Lyric themselves allegations that were brought up 5 years ago. Not the supposed anonymous user X that Lyric is representing now

Chazore (myke) seething

 

[tarzor]

They're discussing @boing boing

translates to: "i have no evidence to refute so i'll just character assassinate in the biggest 0 iq way possible, by saying, shes a bad person!!! please trust me!!!"

 

[Terfmaster9000]

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translates to: "i have no evidence to refute so i'll just character assassinate in the biggest 0 iq way possible, by saying, shes a bad person!!! please trust me!!!"

The sad thing is, this is going to work on the other smoothbrains in that Discord.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Having anyone as e-daddy doesn't seem as fun.

About the FatCanion animation, it feels realy tame with what we know about this guy, it feels like he did the bit becasue he's aware that's free fucktone of views and just want to capitalize, but without making it overly disturbing (like Jason antics are).

I think he captured his unbearable personality traits well enough, that's what matters. The deeper parts of his lore are just the cherry on top, he would be a lolcow even if they never happened.

 

[The Stranger]

"Danger" in that screencap is the streamer that's spent 10 hours gunt-guarding Maldy, btw.

 

[unleashthefreak]

>Well lets just say the female chud in question... well she is... how do I put this... well lets just say she is an active user of... well she opens a certain "fruit farm website" in her web browser.
It is very funny when these people treat "Kiwi Farms" like "Voldemort".

 

[BillTheButcher]

Absolutely fucking horrifying, but a very fitting punishment. Is his body supposed to be making a symbol of some kind at the end? (Besides the obvious oroboros of course)

I took it as hes cursed to constantly get caught with "foot in mouth". His spirit knew he was doomed from the start, but laments at his fruitless attempt at talking Thor out of it.

 

[Facom]

"Danger" in that screencap is the streamer that's spent 10 hours gunt-guarding Maldy, btw.

Nice catch.
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