Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

It's not a real rescue either, so there's an even higher chance of all of them not having undergone it.

I assumed "rescue" is just an excuse for hoarding them

 

[Luecke]

Very few people interacted with those heartbound messages when they first got posted. Only further down the thread did I start seeing messages like these:

Just his fanboys providing him with constant excuses.

"recently" lol soon it is 2 years ago since his shorts exploded on yt.

Everything in there is highly moderated. You step out of line and a mod appears, in force like Sophie(Pony) or more subtly with a meme or gif to let you know they are watching.

Sounds to me like the Stasi

 

[Roachbound]

This one was in the drafts but I was too ill to post lol

The OP of that game length thread posted saying that people have been leaving their replies on their profile instead, since Mald can't delete them there.

Spoiler: Post and comments

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So, this is piratesoftware's review of no man's sky and the new 40k game.

Spoiler: Mald's steam reviews

original non-mald clip

I did a little digging into the archives and found Mald's old steam reviews.

This slimy hypocrite thinks that, because his game is early access, he can just remove promised kickstarter features, delay the promised release date and remove promised content. He is excusing himself from being in the same category as no man sky's and 40k's "misleading devs" because his game has the technicality of being in early access. It's so classic mald.

Jason's first public comments on the MC video

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GUYS GUYS CHECK MY TWITTER IM DOING A FUNNY. IM TOTALLY NOT COPING
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I can't believe this dude below(40 pages back) was partially right, Jason actually leaned into the parody for once rather than get confrontational.

Jason could redeem himself by dubbing, and stealing, the video like Markiplier did for his parody:

It's so funny how Mald chooses the Meatcanyon video as the video to "validate and recognise detractor's criticisms" of him...I mean, he's doing it because of @FrogMinutes and @Lvkester Endorser explanation of Meatcanyon being too big to beef with, but it's so funny how he chooses to acknowledge the grotesque body horror karmic punishment video rather than just saying "my bad, I misrepresented ross scott" or "i mispoke about mr robots creators" or "yamato was right" etc.

He's beginning to fold now, and chooses the funniest video to fold on when he was given a thousand opportunities beforehand.

if he's willing to Bite back at Ross the way he did, especially when Ross was nice the entire time. I will remind you, is what started all this shit in the first place
you can only assume MC being a much bigger name, and the fallout from SKG is stopping him from going full "EAT MY ENTIRE ASS"
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Incredible how Ross was so charitable to Mald aswell....dude literally told Mald he could clarify his points at any time in a friendly environment with no pressure. Mald is literally given an out from the first response, all the way to Ross's last response.

Telling of how Mald thinks when he says most of the content creators weren't charitable to him besides Asmon and Tectone guntguarding for him, when in reality literally everyone, from his first critics in Ross Scott, Yamato and Charlie, to even his biggest critics such as Queertheo, Pvtparts and Coding Jesus, were actually extremely charitable to him at first. They just wanted him to actually act sane and correct his mistakes without any ill will forwarded his way. It was always Mald choosing to escalate the situation, and most normies can see that, which is why the internet has turned on him. DrK even pointed out his uncharitability with the "you dumb down your flaws to a single word while you extrapolate other people's flaws to the Nth degree". Add all the other asshole behaviour(him forgetting his father's birthday, and choosing not to feed the cat) and it's not hard to see why normies despise you now Mald.

Mald will never elaborate on which content creators he feels were "uncharitable" towards him, because he knows they can refute his claim.

 

[Sunflower Samurai]

So anyway... over in the Maldoverse, they are discussing why the rest of the world refuses to call Jason 'Thor'.

Its almost as if people realize him being named after a Norse god strokes his ego and his "shitty" first name doesnt

This slimy hypocrite thinks that, because his game is early access, he can just remove promised kickstarter features, delay the promised release date and remove promised content. He is excusing himself from being in the same category as no man sky's and 40k's "misleading devs" because his game has the technicality of being in early access. It's so classic mald.

Darktide was unfinished at release but still more finished and feature complete than Heartbound, somehow

 

[Cheese Squeeze]

It's been mentioned before but the youtuber lord crust (literally a kiwi) did a decent video on roachware, most significantly, this one explains the EVE online drama which in my experience is the most poorly covered story arc. Maybe it's just me but I've been skimming this thread and watching some videos on maldy for some weeks now and this is the first time I've seen a detailed explanation of that chapter.

EDIT: Imo this video falls into the usual trap of trying to overanalyze how roach boy could have helped his team mates in the WOW incident. I don't know why they all do this when the big picture is so simple. Even without maldy helping them, they STILL made it 95% of the way out of the out of the dungeon. The two guys who died were like 10-15 seconds away from the exit. Even with him roaching out they amost lived. He 200% could have saved that.

 

[Poisonbreath]

That Lanza video ends not only with the thorrets (I prefer the name figbeasts) but also his malding at steam discussions during his vacation? That's wonderful, I hope this one catches on as much as some other videos.

The MeatCanyon video got more eyes on this, there's newer comments on the various slop mentioning that it brought them there, with some talking about the roommate. The steam discussions got a bit more active, with two threads about sticky walls. Is he still on his fake-ation? As of writing, there's been another moderation driveby. Here's what I grabbed before the discussions were purged again. There was one thread I saw that isn't included in this archive, but it was just a post saying to come to brazil or something so the OP could kick his ass.

Spoiler: General Discussions

https://archive.ph/ODfbR

Spoiler: Any form of roadmap/goals?

https://archive.ph/CwKsq

Spoiler: Why did my thread get deleted?

https://archive.ph/DgGoL

https://archive.ph/0lIrE

I went to check if he released the August update to his game yet (he didn't) and found this little gem in discussions on his steam page:

https://archive.ph/JuSZP

https://archive.ph/zOcPe

 

[Maeis]

I mean, the only thing I'll say about Thor that's good is he fucking pays his jannies to do this. Sweeping this shit constantly for free would be something nobody should have to do.

 

[Blasphemian]

We need a new lolcow category call "Cows You Love to Hate." I have a feeling Jason would sweep and he'd actually have something legitmate to brag about.

 

[Jester Who Didn't Laugh]

Even TikTok started taking piss from Maldy.

 

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Holy fuck I hate twitch emotes so much.

FEED ME MORE DADDY THOR

 

[GarbanzoBeans]

Defcon was cancelled

This is a DEFCON meme. Every year people will ask if the dates have been announced and people always say it's cancelled. It's exactly his style of Reddit humor, and part of why DEFCON is kinda shit to attend. You get assailed by that terrible kind of humor constantly.

 

[Nick Gars]

OH NOES PLEASE DONT BULLI TEH SWEET THOR, SUCH A SENSITIVE SOUL

"He's going to kill himself, and then all these haters will feel bad!"

Isn't that cute?
But it's wrong.

 

[Nick Gars]

Holy fuck I hate twitch emotes so much.

FEED ME MORE DADDY THOR
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In the Lord Crust video, he brought up a clip of Mald bitching about a ferrets ass emote getting removed. He bitched and tried to say "if you see something sexual about the ferrets ass emote, thats something wrong with you".


And yet he has this as an emote.


Jason Thor Hall is sexually attracted to ferrets and it is entirely possible he rapes them. I will continue to scream this till I am blue in the face. It needs to be the first thing the AI summary mentions when you look him up.

 

[Sunflower Samurai]

In the Lord Crust video, he brought up a clip of Mald bitching about a ferrets ass emote getting removed. He bitched and tried to say "if you see something sexual about the ferrets ass emote, thats something wrong with you".


And yet he has this as an emote.

This bit in the video was actually really funny because he actually flashed the freaky ferret ERP avatar mald sells for a second after he played that mald clip

 

[crackers breakfast]

jason has breached containment!

i got reminded of scp and immediately asked myself what scp jason mald hall would be

 

[Karoraron]

Is there proof that his middle name is Thor?

 

[Officer Douche]

Holy fuck I hate twitch emotes so much.

FEED ME MORE DADDY THOR
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Is that really his twitch emote? Hes not beating the ferret fucking accusations with that one.

 

[neger psykolog]

I mean, the only thing I'll say about Thor that's good is he fucking pays his jannies to do this. Sweeping this shit constantly for free would be something nobody should have to do.

It kind of makes it worse in some ways because they're even more sycophantic than usual. It's bad enough when jannies cover for eceleb grooming scandals, but imagine if their job was on the line because of it?

I'm not even familiar with this faggots eceleb trajectory but its plausible that having paid jannies gave him such an echo chamber and helped turn him into the unbearable faggot that he is today.

edit: ecelebs should be like DSP who doesn't pay for anything at all. He doesn't pay his jannies, doesn't pay editors and doesn't pay thumbnail designers. He gets them to do free shit for him and bans everyone.

 

[Angry Shoes]

He's sucking a ferret.

Its a penis with balls.

 

[itogi]

Is that really his twitch emote?

Yes