Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

[Pill Cosby]

If Vedo starts the chemical castration process, do you think he will be allowed back into Juju’s Barbie Dream House?

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Sort of like Gallagher's entire act at the end of his career was pretty much "God I hate fags so fucking much those buttfucking fairy fags fucking die fags!" *smashes watermelon*

WTF? I love Gallagher now.

 

[AltisticRight]

If Vedo starts the chemical castration process, do you think he will be allowed back into Juju’s Barbie Dream House?

He should be physically castrated.
Also he's a dickhead so he'll have to be castrated twice.
Yes I'm saying vaedophile should be beheaded, Insh Allah.

 

[Harm]

Billions will be shocked to learn that Vito has continued picking the DUMBEST Internet arguments for no reason. People criticized a blasphemous display meant to denigrate their religion, and CringleJingle's broken brain couldn't empathize with why people would find that disrespectful.






>"Hmm, should I heed the advice I solicited and stop being a snarky asshole online? Nahhh, time to call everyone stupid, weird babies crying about nothing, imply they don't actually care about anything, and then strawman and gaslight them over it!"



He really couldn't last 48 hours without doing the one thing he was SCREAMED at not to do anymore. This wasn't even the only argument he had online.

 

[Oliver Onions]

If Vedo starts the chemical castration process, do you think he will be allowed back into Juju’s Barbie Dream House?

If Vedo becomes a eunuch Eric July will be so owned he'll shut down his business and throw himself onto a bonfire with all his (published) books.

He really couldn't last 48 hours without doing the one thing he was SCREAMED at not to do anymore. This wasn't even the only argument he had online.

Twitter is addictive, but for a 52 year old man to be so hopelessly dependant on the dopamine hit from arguing with strangers over shit nobody cares about is extra sad.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I wish Dick would send him to Ukraine for the Squared Hut. Kneel on the buckwheat, chomo.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Vito the Bluey merch wearer opining on what “normal people” care about is too fucking rich.

You just know he’s going to say “But Dick just said don’t get into fights with customers about my comic, he didn’t say anything about picking fights with the entire internet!”

 

[Harm]

V: "Hey, Dax, what can I do to improve your experience?"
D: "You see that button? The one sitting right beside you? Don't push it."
V: "Got it!"

The next day...

V: "Hahaha, I sure love pushing this button! I wonder if I can push it 1,000 times in one day!"

 

[John Andrews Stan]

V: "Hahaha, I sure love pushing this button! I wonder if I can push it 1,000 times in one day!"

“Why do people think I’m crashing out?!”

 

[tehpope]

null really wants people to know that juju the cow called vito a pedo.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Juju's jokes are...
Women fat

But don’t you understand? Women are fat! Ackackackackack Lose weight you fat bitches! Ackackackackack

 

[Sneed Force One]

Josh Moon / Kiwifarms proven inevitably right once again.
"I should've sold Vito out a long...when Null first having problems with Vito I should've kicked his ass out."
"I should've said "Null your right, he is a pedophile, he's...he's fucking done, get out of my house." He's fucking done dude"

 

[Bloodthirsty Nosenigger]

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Josh Moon / Kiwifarms proven inevitably right once again.

The world of lolcows is a big casino, where everyone gambles with their reputation.
Some may hit a lucky streak for a while, and become Internet famous, but in the end, the house always wins.

 

[Farmholio]

I've been trying to watch this 15 second video just purely out of curiosity for the last like 10 minutes and it still won't load.

 

[break these cuffs]

I've been trying to watch this 15 second video just purely out of curiosity for the last like 10 minutes and it still won't load.

First time?

pictureofthatweirdlookingpedowoodguyinanoosefromamovieidontknow.bmp

 

[Scorpion From MK]

I've been trying to watch this 15 second video just purely out of curiosity for the last like 10 minutes and it still won't load.

Blame @tehpope for clipping on a fucking iPhone. Here you go:

 

[tehpope]

Blame the @tehpope for clipping on a fucking Iphone. Here you go:

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I'm on tor browser on desktop linux. but sorry about the video. I just downloaded it and reuploaded it.

 

[Harm]

I've been trying to watch this 15 second video just purely out of curiosity for the last like 10 minutes and it still won't load.

"I should've sold Vito out a long time ago. When Null first heard me having problems with Vito, I should've kicked his ass out. I should've said, 'Null, you're right. He's a pedophile, he's fucking done. Get out of my house.' He's fucking done, dude."
- Juju the Cow, 2025

 

[Guntkvd]

Let's go, felted, Juju dub.

 

[Farmholio]

Forgive me for being a gay tourist but I can't tell if this greasy fuck is being serious or joking. If he is being serious, was Vito disowned by Dick at some point or is this just happening like literally right now? It was my understanding that more or less Juju was just openly accepting of pedophilic behavior, not making any efforts to cover it up or something. Since when does this cocksucker have a problem with his toadies jacking it to kids?