Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

[Oliver Onions]

Meanwhile he's still dickriding for that unfathomably cringe children's CGI slop K-Pop Demon Hunters on Netflix:

I can see why he's a fan. Those faces have the exact same literal disjointed look as Superkiller characters (wtf is wrong with the mouths).

When he mentioned this test printing FOUR MONTHS AGO in April, he said it was going to be with MIXAM:

I've used Mixam in the past for printing leaflets and stuff for work. I don't know about test prints, but before you place the order you can download a compiled PDF that's a 1:1 of how the final print will look. This is particularly useful for comic books if you're using screentones, because the compression can fuck that up.

Point is, he doesn't even need to waste time with waiting for a test print to arrive, or making them himself, the functionality is there on the website. He clearly hasn't even started the process of dealing with Mixam.

 

[AltisticRight]

Instead of updating his backers who have paid money for this already and have been left in the dark for 10 weeks, he shat this out on Twitter to people who hate him:

>So don't buy it
It's not like the backers can get a refund. What a fat insipid ungrateful paedophile.

 

[Oliver Onions]

>So don't buy it

Nobody can because you still haven't published it you stupid fat fuck.

 

[BrentHatleyisaCuck]

Another Vito meltdown on Biggest Problem last night. There was a lot that leads up to it. They end the "biggest problem" part of the show with Dick calling out the shitty webcomics Vito's been posting, Vito gets defensive, and tensions are high. Vito has a connection interruption, so Dick starts to read Superchats. When Vito reconnects, he interrupts Dick's attempt at reading a Superchat (His new mortal enemy Schitzo Sean has one waiting) to read a chat someone posted for free because it referenced his shitty webcomic. He tries to make a joke, it doesn't land, and dick replies, "right."

This is where the meltdown starts in earnest. Vito starts shaking in his chair like a meth addict. He knows the Schitzo Sean superchat is coming. Dick is reading Superchats quickly and Vito just shakes, and appears to be having an out of body experience.
@1:37:03 Dick gets to Schitzo Seans Superchat, and Vito's posture is fucked, he's slouched over and looks like a beat dog.

Totally worth checking out from here, Dick' is asked when will Vito return to Studio and shit goes downhill fast.

At this point there is a little misunderstanding. Dick is telling Vito about how when Vito threatened to quit hackamania, they both talked about who would fill in for Vito of if Dick would do the show by himself. Vito hears this as Dick had a conversation with some other 3rd party about replacing him and almost has a panic attack.

Another highlight. Vito has another disconnection, and appears to purposefully disconnect after reconnecting leading Dick to believe he left, and he starts looking for a caller immediately.

Vito almost starts crying like a bitch and Dick starts the Titanic theme. Vito being the retard he is CONTINUES with his gay confessional with Celine Dion singing in the backgroung.

Don't remember when but as some point Vito defends calling himself "the talent" and it was hilarious.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Can you get local archives of that? The embeds are showing "Video unavailable. Watch on Youtube"

 

[Harm]

Don't remember when but as some point Vito defends calling himself "the talent" and it was hilarious.

The timestamps you gave don't work. All the embeds look like this:



And clicking "Watch on Youtube" is removing any timestamp and starting the livestream from the beginning.

I downloaded the whole VOD in case something happens and they remove it. Today is busy, but I might have time tomorrow to clip it if no one else has.

 

[AnOminous]

You can't make this shit up. He still doesn't even know whether he's going to print and ship the now promised black and white version he's currently "test printing" at home despite still sitting on $95k~ of funds.

He probably doesn't even have it any more. He's already spent it on darkweb CP and whatever he eats to make him so fat.

 

[BrentHatleyisaCuck]

Can you get local archives of that? The embeds are showing "Video unavailable. Watch on Youtube"

@KatyDid's Channel uploaded the fight. It's worth watching. The rape jokes get brought up as a point of contention, and Vito takes no responsibility or accountability. This is the perfect example of why Vito is such a tard, he's pathetic in his groveling to his former friend. Dick literally says, "Get fucked." "You think you're ever communicating with me again?"

I REALLY think the rift was the Vito crash out where he threatens to rape Mint Salad. Seems like Vito hasn't been invited back since and Dick is using his ear pain as an excuse to keep him out. When Vito couldn't reach Dick before the show, he calls Marie on her personal cell phone, the party most likely offended (possible friends with Mint). She obviously wants nothing to do with the rape-jokester. Dick tries to explain to Vito why it was wrong to call her, and Vito literally tries to defend the move as needed because he couldn't get what he wanted otherwise (Dicks attention).

Vito ends the stream with a "joke" about how he knows where Dick's family sleeps. I really hope Vito misreads the situation, and pays Dick an uninvited visit, for funsies, like how SchitzoSean visited him. Dick won't be making content with him. He will be placed in a self defense situation with a recovering wife and vulnerable child.

 

[Harm]

Vito ends the stream with a "joke" about how he knows where Dick's family sleeps.

Holy shit. Gives me the same vibes as the retard in the Gawker lawsuit who """joked""" in a deposition that he'd publish sex tapes of children because it conformed to their journalistic standards for what constitutes a public interest.

Is it really worth it to self-immolate for the benefit of less than a dozen pedophiles? Where is his self-preservation instinct?

 

[AnOminous]

Holy shit. Gives me the same vibes as the retard in the Gawker lawsuit who """joked""" in a deposition that he'd publish sex tapes of children because it conformed to their journalistic standards for what constitutes a public interest.

Is it really worth it to self-immolate for the benefit of less than a dozen pedophiles? Where is his self-preservation instinct?

In the weird bubble they live in, these weirdoes actually believe their bizarre "humor" is actually accessible to normies. When Daulerio made his bizarre pedophilia "jokes" in front of a jury of normies, he somehow thought Internet snark was something you could pull irl and get away with it.

The jury was visibly disgusted and appalled, and obviously Gawker lost.

These "people" literally don't understand how their insane shit flies in the real world (it doesn't).

 

[BrentHatleyisaCuck]

EVS discussing the crashout
@3:27:30

 

[Harm]

It's pretty funny how Dick's hearing is so sensitive that Vito cannot be allowed in his home, but screaming at Vito over Zoom call doesn't hurt him whatsoever.

 

[3MMA]

How Vaedo willfully ignores that this is a job, is beyond reason. Juju is his coworker/ boss, actually, & he’s saying just show up ready to perform, or that’s basically what he’s saying. It’s simple.

It’d probably solve Vaedo’s dumbass “friend” issue too, if he just showed up & did his job, I bet Juju would like him a lot more than he does with Vaedo dragging his personal “friendship issues” up every single episode. This crap is so disingenuous with Vaedo acting like a beat wife dinndu while trying to cast Juju as his daddy & a real mean guy.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I've downloaded an archive of the show, but it's 1.6GB. Can anyone suggest a good way to compress it? Or, failing that, if people give me timestamps for specific segments I'll chop it up in Kden and upload just the juicy bits here (I don't believe we need to preserve a full archive of 2 degenerates having a domestic).

 

[genericwhitemale]

I've downloaded an archive of the show, but it's 1.6GB. Can anyone suggest a good way to compress it? Or, failing that, if people give me timestamps for specific segments I'll chop it up in Kden and upload just the juicy bits here (I don't believe we need to preserve a full archive of 2 degenerates having a domestic).

FFMPEG, or if you're nigger cattle like me and like GUIs then use Handbrake.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

It's pretty funny how Dick's hearing is so sensitive that Vito cannot be allowed in his home, but screaming at Vito over Zoom call doesn't hurt him whatsoever.

No that’s the excuse Juju gave Vito because even Juju knows not to have a pedophile like Vito around children.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

No that’s the excuse Juju gave Vito because even Juju knows not to have a pedophile like Vito around children.

It would make sense that Marie gave Dax an ultimatum about Vito's presence because what really seems to have set off Dax is that Vito called Marie personally to ask about Dax. I don't know how she links in to his streaming career, but it seems like she and Dax really, really did not like Vito calling her.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I've downloaded an archive of the show, but it's 1.6GB. Can anyone suggest a good way to compress it? Or, failing that, if people give me timestamps for specific segments I'll chop it up in Kden and upload just the juicy bits here (I don't believe we need to preserve a full archive of 2 degenerates having a domestic).

Did you see the supercut posted above? Not sure it’s worth the effort when one could just save that via PreserveTube.

It would make sense that Marie gave Dax an ultimatum about Vito's presence because what really seems to have set off Dax is that Vito called Marie personally to ask about Dax. I don't know how she links in to his streaming career, but it seems like she and Dax really, really did not like Vito calling her.

Vito dun goofed calling Marie “because she’d know where you were” (as he told Dax). Dax isn’t Vito’s child and he has no right to know where he is at any given time. Vito knows he’s blocked on everything. So clearly Dax doesn’t want to be reachable. It was beyond presumptuous to call Dax’s wife, even if it wasn’t known that she doesn’t like Vito.

Just another gross boundary violation by a pedophile.

 

[The Ancestor]

I love how Vito always thinks he can talk his way out of the shitshow he brings upon himself.
Reminds me of an episode of Biggest Problem from late 2023/early 2024 Dax was playing clipped MATI videos where Null is discussing them and while Dax is trying to be funny with retarded voices and rehashed jokes Vito is coping about how he just wants to talk to Null, because he thinks he can persuade him he’s not a bad guy.
I’ll see if I can find the clip later, it’s been on my mind lately

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I love how Vito always thinks he can talk his way out of the shitshow he brings upon himself […] Vito is coping about how he just wants to talk to Null, because he thinks he can persuade him he’s not a bad guy.

This is what makes that fight so hilariously cringe. You can see Vito thinks he can manipulate Dax into siding with him, just for Dax to take him to task for his abominable customer service and awful comic, while pointing out (accurately) that Vito keeps getting BTFO’d by people on Twitter. It just goes from bad to worse and Vito is utterly powerless to stop it. His gross ass just sits there squirming on the brink of tears. Shit’s hilarious.