Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[I've Seen Some More Shit]

Oh Dan, how we love you. Who else would !jobs if not for you?

Also, I'm not sure if anyone else has mentioned it yet (don't think I saw it at least), but they've started whining in Talk:SKG as well about how it should include the HARRASSMENT CAMPAIGN.
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Never use talk pages on Wikipedia if you're just an IP and not an account.
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Especially when it might be an actual personal IP and not a VPN.

Anyone in the Maldcord wanna check to see if there are any active Polish users?

 

[Maeis]

I can't remember if it's on here as a seperate clip, but it is in Lanza's latest video on Jason.

The Maldo discord is still under periodic attack by pesky trolls.
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Either nigger gifs or clips that start off normal then turn to porn or gore. From the resident's reaction there seems to have been an uptick of troll activity since the meat canyon video dropped.

Some more nightmare fuel gifs and images of Jason his fans have created:

Spoiler: We don't need eyes where we're going.

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The gif of Jason turning into a woman won't load... you should probably be thankful for small mercies.

This is classic trolling for the Discord era. I miss when people could take a joke.

 

[Arnold Swollenmember]

Is this nigger for real, I've had pet rocks with more self awareness, or any kind of awareness and understanding of irony. Also the way he spams that sticker thinking it's hot shit makes him look even more like a faggot

 

[Blacklight]

wow, all it takes to ensure "the SKG Harassment campaign" is forever stained on the wiki article.
is one guy saying he got a death threat. (no really trust him)

Who do we contact to add all the ferret furry shit on his wiki?
we have the fucking evidence right here.
where the fuck is the Thorret section in his wiki article?
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looking at this is far worse than any death threat
this deserves an entire fucking section

Well thats one surefire way to keep thread newbies away.

Jesus christ.

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

Especially when it might be an actual personal IP and not a VPN.

How embarrassing...

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

that's 100% why he isn't going ape shit mode and doing the whole "EAT MY ENTIRE ASS" bit to MC.
if he's willing to Bite back at Ross the way he did, especially when Ross was nice the entire time. I will remind you, is what started all this shit in the first place
you can only assume MC being a much bigger name, and the fallout from SKG is stopping him from going full "EAT MY ENTIRE ASS"

think of it this way.
if shitting on a small fish like ross got his thread to reach 1k pretty quickly.
imagine what would happen if Mald did the same shit to MC:
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Fear.

Mald is even lower than a rat because a cornered rat will bite back.
Mald only goes after targets he thinks he can beat without any attention which is why he went after Ross.
Fortunately, Ross was old internet and he was too stupid to realize it.
Mald currently is going belly up to big content creators going "Oh ahha see I can take a joke look at how docile and friendly I am to you." Because he doesn't have the balls to deal with someone who can swing back

 

[Nothing Is Written]

Especially when it might be an actual personal IP and not a VPN.

You're forced to disable your VPN when editing wiki articles.

 

[FrogMinutes]

Well thats one surefire way to keep thread newbies away.

THAT WAS A TEST
ANY THREAD REGULAR SHOULD ALREADY KNOW THE HORRORS OF THAT SHIT.

Spoiler: It looks like that spyro subway thing

slightly related, when I see that ferret, it reminds me of the spyro subway thing, or any other cursed meme art.
I think it's because for some reason, the person who painted that isn't using warm lighting when the ferret abomination
is clearly outside. and that's a pattern I've noticed among cursed shit. sterile lighting when it really should be lively.

not that it would do much to change the horrific ferret abomination looking any less, horrific.
just another aspect that makes it look worse and uncanny. and if that was the goal. he nailed it.
that shit is far, FAR worse than anything in the meat dude's animation.

 

[Lie Eater]

"He's going to kill himself, and then all these haters will feel bad!"

Isn't that cute?
But it's wrong.

God dude, if jason killed himself I think I'd have to admit that he was entirely right all along. Like I know he'll never read this because only a complete fucking retarded narcissist would read things wrote about him even if they were on niche internet forums, but I would really be convinced that he was the second coming of his favorite marvel character if he left a suicide note in ms paint outlining how and why he's right. I'd also be so upset that we wouldn't be able to laugh at him doubling down anymore that I'd have to drink a whole bottle of champagne and snort coke off a stripper's ass just to deal with being wrong. I'd have to buy all my friends heartbound and leave positive reviews too.

 

[Sunflower Samurai]

If he killed himself, the slop-tubers will just go "well that sucks" and move on their lives, more beloved people who had maniac episodes have offed themselves for less and people still moved on

 

[NoddingOut]

Spoiler

Just like a puddle of piss is cool after a while, a pile of shit also cools to room temp if left long enough

Haha, uh wow where do I even begin. I expect a lesser educated individual to make these mistakes but for the sake of your dignity let me enlighten you.

Ferrets leavings actually produce a long acting exothermic reaction which leaves the pile well above room temperature and warm to the touch of human skin, if we chart the temperature of a sample an hour after excretion we can clearly see it has maintained its high temperature and by a simple dip of the finger we can feel for ourselves, as my experience allows me to check their stool temperature is optimal, a variance can indicate illness or stress in the animal, even effecting their appetite and worse, libido.

However science expects more than anecdotal findings, even if from an established figure like myself.

Taking a standard thermometer we can clearly see a sustained temperature of 40.5 degrees Celsius when dipped into an hour old sample of ferrit leavings. For the sake of consistency, using the same thermometer, taking a rectal reading of myself for superior accuracy we get a reading of 37 degrees. Perfect internal temperature for a human might I add, my homeostasis rarely fluctuates away from optimal, generally only rising internal temperature when I take a bath with all of my ferrets, it's good for their social health and feels wonderful on my skin.

In conclusion you would be wise to get your facts straight before humiliating yourself spouting nonsense on the internet.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

I just noticed, action dans picture looks a LOT like the jolly biscuit style, and reminds me a lot of this panel

Spoiler: nsfw

Spingle dee dee, spingle dee doo

 

[SYN-ACK-ACK-ACK]

If mald does kill himself at least we will have action dan to keep the thread going.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

If mald does kill himself at least we will have action dan to keep the thread going.

Old Maldy isn't going to kill himself. Smug people like that never do. He might toss out the old, "I might hurt my self" they all do but he's still got a gaggle of retards lining up to gargle his balls. He'll just roll around in shit and blame the mean old alogs. Standard pattern.

 

[I've Seen Some More Shit]

action dans picture looks a LOT like the jolly biscuit style

It's just a panel from a comic by RandoWis, a Singaporean artist. His stuff is a lot less arcane than Jolly Biscuit.

 

[BigPeanut]

Why are there so many fucking ferrets?! Call me callous or whatever but I really don't understand "animal rescues" for pet animals. Like sure if its an endangered, majestic creature like tigers or rhinos or something, but cats and dogs and ferrets make no sense to me, there are millions upon millions of them and who the fuck cares if someone's abandoned pet lives or dies on the street or whatever. Also ferrets are disgusting.

Brownest post I’ve seen all month.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

It's just a panel from a comic by RandoWis, a Singaporean artist. His stuff is a lot less arcane than Jolly Biscuit.
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[Poisonbreath]

I just want to say again that his reaction to the MeatCanyon video is very funny but not in the way he wants. It drops in the middle of his no-negativity no-drama vacation where he was supposedly staying offline. So, what does he do? He proves that the vacation is bullshit and that he's seen it by hopping into his hugbox dicsord for asskissing and to show how Not Mad Online he is with the avatar change. He can't disconnect at all: he's always watching socials, namesearching, and reporting anything that doesn't suck him off. It's like how he's malding at negative comments on steam and keeping up the banning through his "vacation." This guy is about to turn 40, insane behavior.

The only people he's dodging with his vacation are his fans - no heartbound work, no minecraft server, no streams. Just ferret fucking and malding at people mocking him. Roach King.

 

[Susan-O]

If mald does kill himself at least we will have action dan to keep the thread going.

Narcissists NEVER kill themselves.

 

[Officer Douche]

Narcissists NEVER kill themselves.

I doubt it, Fagetree has such a grandiose view of himself he probably thinks he's so cool and epic only he can kill himself.