I've never entered this thread and know nothing about this lolcow but I had to come in and look because this has brought me dangerously close to fedposting. This is actually freaking me out, This shit is not funny. Please let this guy get caught doing drugs or something and then get shot by the arresting police holy shit. If one of my neighbors was putting toys out trying to lure in kids I swear I would burn his fucking house down. Look at that place, it's like a satirical exaggerated parody of a serial killer's lair, except it's fucking real.