Zoosadist Pamperchu - Microwaved Diapers, Pedophilia, Zoosadism, and Meth

[S.C.U.D.]

If you look up the article “Microwave Oven” on Wikipedia, you'll find a photo of this exact microwave. As it would turn out, Wikipedia’s photo of the RR-4 was photographed, uploaded, and attributed to none other than Pamperchu himself.

Not to toot my own horn, but I was the one who discovered that fun fact.

Great OP overall btw, I'm just super happy something I found made it into an OP. It's always nice when a thread this old gets a proper modern OP.

 

[Solid Snek]

He went to jail for clogging his apartment’s plumbing when he flushed a diaper down the toilet.

They don’t give a fuck about the CP, but clogging a landlord’s toilet gets you a couple of nights in the peepee poopoo rape dungeon.

They also got mad at him for the decomposing diapers on his roof, but yeah, the CP doesn't seem to concern them one bit.

West Coast values!

Normally horrorcow stuff makes me either have a thousand yard stare or start to do that rocking back and forth a centimeter or two in place thing Bill Gates used to do. That fucking video made me start having body spasms just skimming the timeline, how the fuck has this guy not died from his own fishing pipebombs or some other death you'd expect from a tweaking nonce.

Pamps had cancer some time ago, and the folk wisdom is that he caught it because he spends all day, every day, obsessing over old broken microwave ovens. Between the microwave radiation and the carcinogens released by the crates of diapers he cooks in them, it was probably inevitable; however, sadly, the cancer failed to kill him and now he's stronger than ever.

Picture Darksyde Phil but instead of being an unkillable fat man who is bad at video games, he is an unkillable child molester who uses exposed electrical wires to flash-fry maggot-covered shit diapers from the 1970s.

Another oldhead here who's known of him since 2007. Good to see a millennial legend make a comeback tbh. He's truly outdone himself...and this,, right after Onideus!

Onedeus SadFatter was great back in the day, but it's a completely different vibe. SadFatter was an intensely boring nerd who thought way too highly of himself; funny as hell when he was LARPing as Le Epic Troll and randos were making him cry because of it, but not so funny when he was left to his own devices.

Just a thought; might it be feasible to introduce some new tag, like LEGACY COW, to indicate exhibits whose antics predate the Obama administration?

Not to toot my own horn, but I was the one who discovered that fun fact.

Great OP overall btw, I'm just super happy something I found made it into an OP. It's always nice when a thread this old gets a proper modern OP.

That's awesome, thanks, and it makes sense, given Pamperchu's unique position as both a turbosperg computer engineer who happened to be terminally online when Wikipedia started, and the internet's leading microwave fetishist.

I love how you can see one of his filthy diaper closets in the background:

I'm surprised he didn't contribute photos to the Diaper article, too, but he may have done so on an obscure diaper-related article, and/or had his uploads deleted for being too horrifying.

 

[neger psykolog]

Just a thought; might it be feasible to introduce some new tag, like LEGACY COW, to indicate exhibits whose antics predate the Obama administration?

I kind of like this idea - there are a select few, including some CWC alogs (the Hirst guy comes to mind), Jack Scalfani (I think?) and some other vintage ones. They definitely do have a certain quality to them that is very different from modern cows.

Pamps had cancer some time ago, and the folk wisdom is that he caught it because he spends all day, every day, obsessing over old broken microwave ovens. Between the microwave radiation and the carcinogens released by the crates of diapers he cooks in them, it was probably inevitable; however, sadly, the cancer failed to kill him and now he's stronger than ever.

Picture Darksyde Phil but instead of being an unkillable fat man who is bad at video games, he is an unkillable child molester who uses exposed electrical wires to flash-fry maggot-covered shit diapers from the 1970s.

Yeah and without reading into it too much I think its worth clarifying that it appears he microwaves "vintage" unused diapers which is basically the equivalent of cooking/burning plastic and likely releases all sorts of carcinogens. Even with all of that of course cancer can just happen due to plain bad luck. I'm fairly certain he does tons of dumpster diving and fucking around with vintage electronics too - it wouldn't surprise me if he has fucked around with unshielded microwaves and stuff like that too.
I am mildly curious what side effects he had that even made doctors check for cancer or how he dealt with the cost of getting it treated since I believe he must have been fairly young at the time.

 

[Axiom.]

All of this was then followed up with Pamperchu overdosing on malt liquor and opioids, passing out, and his neighbor finding him unresponsive and calling 911.

That's the saddest part of this entire OP.

 

[Noble Redditor]

He went to jail for clogging his apartment’s plumbing when he flushed a diaper down the toilet.

You can go to jail for clogging a toilet?? What about pouring oil down the drain to spite landlords? Two gay pedophiles can adopt a little baby, but they're locking niggas up for putting egg shells down the garbage disposal. Trump's America y'all.

 

[RuPaul’s Drag Racist]

Imagine getting molested so badly that you grow up into Pamperchu, him hooking up with his abuser later in life is probably the saddest and most disturbing part of his story. The world can be an overwhelmingly horrible place sometimes, that guy (Steve, I think) and all other pedophiles deserve biblical punishment.

 

[AnOminous]

Not to toot my own horn, but I was the one who discovered that fun fact.

Great OP overall btw, I'm just super happy something I found made it into an OP. It's always nice when a thread this old gets a proper modern OP.

My grandfather had a microwave when I was a small child and I am pretty sure it was that exact model. This bastard ruined vintage microwaves.

 

[axeltrite]

Horrible watching this unfold over the years and knowing that he's either already or is going to hurt a child and there's nothing we can do about it because law enforcement is fucking useless.

 

[theegremlyn]

Is it a-logging if I wish Pamperchu had died smoking meth?

He shall live to entertain us.