🔥 Zoosadist Pamperchu - Microwaved Diapers, Pedophilia, Zoosadism, and Meth

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Solid Snek said:
Just a thought; might it be feasible to introduce some new tag, like LEGACY COW, to indicate exhibits whose antics predate the Obama administration?
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I kind of like this idea - there are a select few, including some CWC alogs (the Hirst guy comes to mind), Jack Scalfani (I think?) and some other vintage ones. They definitely do have a certain quality to them that is very different from modern cows.
Solid Snek said:
Pamps had cancer some time ago, and the folk wisdom is that he caught it because he spends all day, every day, obsessing over old broken microwave ovens. Between the microwave radiation and the carcinogens released by the crates of diapers he cooks in them, it was probably inevitable; however, sadly, the cancer failed to kill him and now he's stronger than ever.

Picture Darksyde Phil but instead of being an unkillable fat man who is bad at video games, he is an unkillable child molester who uses exposed electrical wires to flash-fry maggot-covered shit diapers from the 1970s.
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Yeah and without reading into it too much I think its worth clarifying that it appears he microwaves "vintage" unused diapers which is basically the equivalent of cooking/burning plastic and likely releases all sorts of carcinogens. Even with all of that of course cancer can just happen due to plain bad luck. I'm fairly certain he does tons of dumpster diving and fucking around with vintage electronics too - it wouldn't surprise me if he has fucked around with unshielded microwaves and stuff like that too.
I am mildly curious what side effects he had that even made doctors check for cancer or how he dealt with the cost of getting it treated since I believe he must have been fairly young at the time.
 
No Batty Boys in Jamaica said:
He went to jail for clogging his apartment’s plumbing when he flushed a diaper down the toilet.
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You can go to jail for clogging a toilet?? What about pouring oil down the drain to spite landlords? Two gay pedophiles can adopt a little baby, but they're locking niggas up for putting egg shells down the garbage disposal. Trump's America y'all.
 
Imagine getting molested so badly that you grow up into Pamperchu, him hooking up with his abuser later in life is probably the saddest and most disturbing part of his story. The world can be an overwhelmingly horrible place sometimes, that guy (Steve, I think) and all other pedophiles deserve biblical punishment.
 
S.C.U.D. said:
Not to toot my own horn, but I was the one who discovered that fun fact. :)

Great OP overall btw, I'm just super happy something I found made it into an OP. It's always nice when a thread this old gets a proper modern OP.
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My grandfather had a microwave when I was a small child and I am pretty sure it was that exact model. This bastard ruined vintage microwaves.
 
Horrible watching this unfold over the years and knowing that he's either already or is going to hurt a child and there's nothing we can do about it because law enforcement is fucking useless.
 
Pinball 2000 said:
Drug use may have also played a role.
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"May have" :story:
Meth is one of the worst drug out there. It fucks people. Methheads can be meth-heads for like 10 to 15 years before their brains and bodies just shit out and the expire.
 
I'd forgotten all about this crazy fucker and now my evening has been ruined. It's upsetting to learn he somehow survived cancer and any feelings I have towards Pamps make me want to fed post. Semper fi to you autists that dare follow this dark cow.
 
PetiteFeet said:
I'd forgotten all about this crazy fucker and now my evening has been ruined. It's upsetting to learn he somehow survived cancer and any feelings I have towards Pamps make me want to fed post. Semper fi to you autists that dare follow this dark cow.
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See, you can't expect something like cancer to kill a cow like this. A fentanyl-laced bag of meth near his house, wrapped in a diaper? Maybe.
 
I wonder how baked into the walls the smell of nuked piss, shit and plastic is. When he finally dies from meth or radiation exposure I imagine the place will have to be demolished. No way you're getting rid of that smell.
 
Isn't it convenient that his pamperchu video's anniversary just so happens to be on the exact same day as the feature? Isn't it convenient that he just went straight to the featured video too? I know he's like pro tranny but man it's so obvious he's doing this because of the feature but will never say it. It just sticks out because I fucking know 100% from watching him before that he will not have bothered to look at any of the posts here to actually get the actual criminal shit. Idk I just always found it annoying to watch deadwing's shit when I knew about the guy because I'd idk fucking backseat lolcow. I'll just hope dear feeter has a mati segment on him?

Can't wait for him to accidentally show pamps' uncensored shit on stream though please dear god let that happen.
 
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Watching the video of Pamperchu marinating in his diaper tub actually made me gag and hyperventilate. That's a level of disturbing I don't see outside of zoosadists and gore. I wish the meteor that caused K-Pg extinction missed the mark
 
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