"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Grander Fucktard]

I don't expect it, but even a token weekend in lockup would be fucking hilarious.

To punish him you know the screws will put him in kiwi block where they only serve potatoes

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

I wonder if Phil has tardvisions of running the yard

I can see it now,Phil sitting on his bunk sucking on a string cheese a mere lifer got him from commissary

yeah, there I was
terrorists to the left of me,cops to the right and fascists dead ahead
I said screw you pigs! and bashed right through their riot shield swith my baton killing 8

inmate 1 :ACAB sister!

So anyway, after rescuing a transgender Muslim kitten they had a swat team paint a sniper laser onkittie..so I gave it up

Inmate 2 : for the pussy!

They told me they were going to get me raped in prison..I told em do your worst. you cant do anything my daddy hasnt already done anyway
hey..I've got a cool trick you can do with a some ginger root

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I don't expect it, but even a token weekend in lockup would be fucking hilarious.

He’d spend the whole thing crying like a fat little bitch.

Is ADF even sentient enough to understand what these charges mean? The guy is on a slippery slope now.

I wonder what happens if he’s not allowed to tard out in public any more. He’s too retarded and fat to be a productive member of society, but if they managed to scare him into shutting up about the Antifa shit, I think that would basically be the end of Phil as we know him.

 

[DragoonSierra]

I hate this 6 person jury shit.

That said i hope he gets community service. Having to work will be torture for him

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

That said i hope he gets community service. Having to work will be torture for him

WASHING POLICE CARS!

 

[Grander Fucktard]

what if they have him maintaining street signs

how will he process that!?!

 

[Twrx]

I'll be damned, he was actually found guilty. Maybe Portland has a chance to become less of an extreme shit hole

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

I wonder if ace reporter Allwet Teardrop is shitting zer depends while reading this thread.

let's find out

ANDY NGO
ANDYNGO
ANDY NGO

now if kiwiagents find an obese shemale has admitted to an ER having a conniption fit, we know zhey were reading and seething

 

[Yawning Asperchu]

I wonder if Phil being so fat and retarded (and thus easily identifiable) helped the jury be more confident they had their man. It had to at least factor in a little bit. I wanna believe the DA said something along the lines of "The derp eyes don't lie."

 

[Tragi-Chan]

what if they have him maintaining street signs

how will he process that!?!

“HASKINS-DELICI! PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON, RIGHT THIS SECOND!”

 

[Plum Smuggler]

Phil's reaction from the hovel.

 

[AnOminous]

Is ADF even sentient enough to understand what these charges mean? The guy is on a slippery slope now.

He's retarded but he knows it's illegal to spray people with pepper spray for no reason, much like Chris-Chan. Chris-Chan is much more successful at life than Phil at this point. Gets mad pussy, rapes his mom, bangs his Finnish midget girlfriend, travels the world.

But Phil knows he's committing crimes, and that's why he wears his "black bloc" bullshit, even though he's completely unmistakeable with this derpy tard eyes and looks like a walking sack of potatoes.

I'll be damned, he was actually found guilty. Maybe Portland has a chance to become less of an extreme shit hole

Unfortunately it's the judge who will be doing the sentencing so nothing will happen. This judge is such a soft on crime cuck that the prosecutors are refusing even to bring real crimes to her court.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

I think that this case could have been a little worse for Phil if the victim wasn't a fucking lunatic.

 

[waffle]

Even Phil types know that fucking with normies is the fastest way to get thrown in the slammer. Around here (Kansas City) the drug mutants basically do whatever as long as they keep it among them selves. (This system only works because as a normie I can do basically anything to a mutant as long as I have a colorable reason - and the mutants know).

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Phil's reaction from the hovel.
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Tough talk from a grown man who pepper-sprays old women.

And shits his pants.

 

[The Dude]

LOL get phucked Phil, you worthless loser.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

I forget but the troon covering the trial posted this before the verdict.

Typical troon, missed the interesting bit.

Any regular mandatory, productive schedule will be torture for Phil, especially if it begins before noon. Doubt he gets any jail time so I'll be happy with a fair stint of probation with some good conditions. Regular reporting, UAs and some community service clearing up used needles would be a start. A curfew would be nice. Most places require probationers to be in work or education, but this is Clown Town, so that's probably transphobic.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

Well at least we had our run of apartment 307 for the past 3 days. Looks like we'll get one more next Thursday. Next week don't waste your time bare ass farting on Phil's pillow. It really didn't make any difference.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

Typical troon, missed the interesting bit.

Any regular mandatory, productive schedule will be torture for Phil, especially if it begins before noon. Doubt he gets any jail time so I'll be happy with a fair stint of probation with some good conditions. Regular reporting, UAs and some community service clearing up used needles would be a start. A curfew would be nice. Most places require probationers to be in work or education, but this is Clown Town, so that's probably transphobic.

I’m going to be laughing endlessly at Phil not adhering to the rules of probation. Watching him sperg over having his mall ninja garbage taken away or him trying to beg the judge to let him keep it to defend himself from his kiwi stalkers. And seeing new court reports pop up because he keeps violating probation. Hell, I’m surprised your shit crusted drawers didn’t convince the judge to slap you with a contempt of court charge.

Enjoy your freedom while you have it, Philthy; you’re going to be behind bars soon.

 

[break these cuffs]

I’m going to be laughing endlessly at Phil not adhering to the rules of probation. Watching him sperg over having his mall ninja garbage taken away or him trying to beg the judge to let him keep it to defend himself from his kiwi stalkers. And seeing new court reports pop up because he keeps violating probation. Hell, I’m surprised your shit crusted drawers didn’t convince the judge to slap you with a contempt of court charge.

Enjoy your freedom while you have it, Philthy; you’re going to be behind bars soon.

It won't happen, but something that should absolutely do is ban him from associating with self-professed antifatards. They do it with gang members. I can't remember if antifa has gotten any sort of DOJ designation.