Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Hambers Dainty Hands]

did you forgot your (not) ex gorlfren's previous beepeedee meltdown over you and QLR sliding into each other's DMs/ insta comments?

This is what I don't get dude, she's been in a very public controversy where her girlfriend crashed out because this fat chick commented on Emily's profile and she knew that QLR was Emily's type.

LMAO, ascting like we have a short term memory or something.

 

[bloomsmuch]

Not to defend these retards, but I don’t believe that’s Emily’s tumblr account. There’s a lot of really weird degenerate Italian men on feeder websites.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Not to defend these retards, but I don’t believe that’s Emily’s tumblr account. There’s a lot of really weird degenerate Italian men on feeder websites.

I would agree that this feeder blog is probably owned by a man. Emily may be butch, but she’s still a woman. Just take a look at her Instagram feed. She puts filters on her photos and even the drama posts are accompanied by aesthetic-looking photos. If this was her tumblr blog, there’d be an actual theme or color scheme at a bare minimum. This blog doesn’t have a theme, color scheme, or title, so it’s more likely a man set it up. The oak bit is weird though, so who knows.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

They seem to think we're whispering at the back of a classroom and a stern "I see you!" will make us blush with shame and clam up.
We are all adults here, speaking our minds. There's nothing wrong with that.

Lies.
I've never seen anyone's DNA profile say 98.6% anything, all our ancestors moved around and partied with the neighbors too much...or is Emily admitting that her family tree doesn't fork? Are her weird looks because of a Hapsburg sort of situation?

As for the tumblr, it's funny to think that Amber isn't fat enough to keep Emily's attention even while she was in the same house with her. I think that may be my favorite part.
Well, that and Amber admitting that she acted like a sociopathic toddler to such a degree that it cost her a relationship. Love that for her.


edit - as far as I remember Amber never admitted that she knew her actions hastened the breakup (that may or may not have happened who the fuck knows) but jfc nobody would want to put up with that shit no matter how pretty they thought the person was.

You absolutely can. For example, one study reported that individuals who identified as European-American had an average of 98.6% European ancestry in their DNA test results.

“A study by 23andMe reported that with their definition of European ancestry, there is an average of 98.6 percent European ancestry among self-reported European-Americans. But given all I’ve said, we should digest this with caution,” Novembre said. “An individual with 100 percent European ancestry tests is simply someone who looks very much like the European reference samples being used.”

 

[Hambers Dainty Hands]

I will say I don't really think it matters if this is her account or not, her actual account will have the same content. Probably even the QLR shit as that seemed to strike a nerve with her.

This content exists somewhere and Emily has consumed it, on this account or a different account. This isn't even including all of the feediefeebie whatever that website is called.

Also was thinking about this, what was the timeline when we found that comment from Amber on Mama-lynns facebook asking her to contact her? Was that just before Emily drove her back or was it earlier than that? Just thinking, maybe feeder drove her back because Amber had beef with her mom and couldn't swallow it.

 

[Larry&Barry]

Tinfoil hat theory; I think Emily's the only one playing a game. Amber's rage streams were unhinged and genuine. The fury when she talked about Colleen was full mask-off narc rage and she hates that Emily is still hung up on her dead ex. In her streams from the other night with the bunny-ear poop bun, Amber is a lot more low energy because she's emotionally recovering from the rage streams. She barely reacted to the haydurs superchats compared to her usual streams.

On the other hand, Emily is doing great. She got Snowflake to take down videos about her in exchange for information that conveniently confirms what everyone suspects, she has plausible deniability about the Tumblr (if it is hers) because it's in Italian, she gets to hurt Amby's feelings after everything that happened during the Wisconsin visit, and Amber's such a narc that Emily can still keep her hanging on after the narc rage streams.

 

[bratexceptimjustabitch]

Tinfoil hat theory; I think Emily's the only one playing a game. Amber's rage streams were unhinged and genuine. The fury when she talked about Colleen was full mask-off narc rage and she hates that Emily is still hung up on her dead ex. In her streams from the other night with the bunny-ear poop bun, Amber is a lot more low energy because she's emotionally recovering from the rage streams. She barely reacted to the haydurs superchats compared to her usual streams.

On the other hand, Emily is doing great. She got Snowflake to take down videos about her in exchange for information that conveniently confirms what everyone suspects, she has plausible deniability about the Tumblr (if it is hers) because it's in Italian, she gets to hurt Amby's feelings after everything that happened during the Wisconsin visit, and Amber's such a narc that Emily can still keep her hanging on after the narc rage streams.

I think that a lot of people are not seeing just how fucked up she really is because everything right now has to do with Amber and Amber is a shitty and abusive person as well. It’s easy for Emily to control their relationship and to change Amber’s perspective on things because she knows that she can just convince Amber to not listen to the haters who are obviously 100% against anything and everything that Amber does.

I don’t want to armchair psychologist like a bunch of the reaction channels do but the way that Emily operates is almost like a sociopath or some shit. Her ex is literally dead because of her weight (which Emily contributed to her gaining and even encouraged it as well) and Emily attended her funeral and gave a speech in front of everyone like it was nothing. And even if her ex hadn’t unfortunately passed away, Emily would still be a woman with a fetish for seeing people get worse as well as an abuser.

She is knowingly dating someone who is very emotionally unstable and unhealthy in many other ways and yet she continues to enable this person and trigger their mental issues to get a reaction out of them. Like bro she is downright insane.

It’s crazy to me that Snowflake may have thought that she was being genuine to him at all.

 

[Pange]

Tinfoil hat theory; I think Emily's the only one playing a game. Amber's rage streams were unhinged and genuine. The fury when she talked about Colleen was full mask-off narc rage and she hates that Emily is still hung up on her dead ex. In her streams from the other night with the bunny-ear poop bun, Amber is a lot more low energy because she's emotionally recovering from the rage streams. She barely reacted to the haydurs superchats compared to her usual streams.

On the other hand, Emily is doing great. She got Snowflake to take down videos about her in exchange for information that conveniently confirms what everyone suspects, she has plausible deniability about the Tumblr (if it is hers) because it's in Italian, she gets to hurt Amby's feelings after everything that happened during the Wisconsin visit, and Amber's such a narc that Emily can still keep her hanging on after the narc rage streams.

Emily has always wanted to be known on the internet and I think this is some sort of get off on it situation for her. I still think this is a con for fat ass. She basically dipped out from doing YouTube and now she needs to hurry up and get some more money so she can dip out again watch.

 

[Eskimoto]

It’s a love/hate relationship defined by short periods of relative peace dotted among long periods of chaos. Neither of these retards can feel anything unless it’s in extreme. There has to be constant push-pull drama to keep these smooth brained flesh sacks entertained with each other. Amberlynn invents situations where everybody wants to fuck her, she was almost raped, moms boyfriend is molesting her, randos in the grocery store are following her around and flirting, guys at the casino, guys at bingo, guys delivering her food,…every drama with Amberlynn seems to stem from someone wanting to fuck her. She’s delusional, and a liar. I think emily gets disgusted by Amberlynn’s constant grandiose lies and snaps.
Tldr: Amberlynn looks like a melted candle and I wouldn’t fuck her.

 

[General Woundwort]

There's no way a DNA test would show 98% German. For that to happen basically all her ancestors would have to be German, including her parents. With like 1-2 Scandis in there. There's been too much war and crossbreeding for that to happen.
Since Germans include a lot of Norse and Celtic in there, at most it would list something like Northern or Central European. A lot of modern Germans were originally Polish, and the original tribes stretch as far as the Baltics.
98% German is something an American says who thinks European countries have some kind of 'purebred' shit still going on.
Emily is as much German as Amber is Portuguese.

 

[ExplodedWhale]

There's no way a DNA test would show 98% German. For that to happen basically all her ancestors would have to be German, including her parents. With like 1-2 Scandis in there. There's been too much war and crossbreeding for that to happen.
Since Germans include a lot of Norse and Celtic in there, at most it would list something like Northern or Central European. A lot of modern Germans were originally Polish, and the original tribes stretch as far as the Baltics.
98% German is something an American says who thinks European countries have some kind of 'purebred' shit still going on.
Emily is as much German as Amber is Portuguese.

I've done one of those DNA ancestry kits done and you're pretty much on the money. At least with the one I did - Ancestry - the last time I read it, they give something like "German" and then you get a better in-depth reading, saying what part of Germany and how your family could've emigrated and interacted with other ethnic groups.

Ancestry does give the customer a good in-depth look at what they are and how their families could've been affected by immigration. It's actually great if you're a history nerd.

But of course, most people will just take the big number and flex like Emily.


To make this all related to Amber, I actually want her to take one of these tests.

Imagine her trying to figure out the spit tubes, let alone make sense of the information. But her answers would be interesting I think. And she'd flex she's a total Portuguese princess.

 

[Munchie_Minder]

Destiny didn’t come forward it was whoever that pooner ex.

Personally I don’t think Amber gives a f about contacting jade or getting jade back or controlling jade whatever weird reddit conspiracy —there is literally no other content to be had. She goes to bingo and gets groceries with her mom on the weekend otherwise she’s sitting around her apartment.

None of the deathfats in this forum have any friends because none of them can do anything or go anywhere. Even in a hypothetical world where they all had great personalities, can’t go anywhere, can’t do anything, can’t meet anyone.

That’s why I say the survival of her channel is going to depend on her bringing in some nasty moid feeder from the gutter.

Not been following this literal cow for a bit because it was so GD boring; Still a dried up cow, still wearing a fucking nasty ass choker. Gone are the good ole days with the gaycare and Necky, sorry… Neck. Kudos to you who have stuck around to document the decline and collapse of everything but Amber’s weight. Just wanted to make a comment to bring this old comment back to surface: so prescient.

What’s next in the cycle Farmer? I personally don’t think another death fat feeder will enter the cycle for a while; Amber is too narcissistic to actually commit to the kind of “true love” this angel of death fat would require, and let’s be honest, how many true lesbeen super morbid fat fetishests exist that would prefer this over the run of the mill 300-400 pounders? So the breakup and makeup cycle may continue for a bit with Emily because let’s face it, this is the best it’s gonna get for this cow. Sociopathic vs narcissistic is an interesting battle of personality disorders.

Emily is probably pissed she can’t get amber to be completely manipulated and bed bound enough to decomp and die, and amber is probably pissed she can’t manipulate Emily to completely do whatever she wants. Gonna have to search the threads; I want to know if there was any life insurance or whatnot on the previous dead fatty.

I know yall will think I’m crazy but I actually knew a super morbidly obese patient, in real life, that was 60-70 years old (as fat and narcissistic and stupid as Amber) and they had a small life insurance payout. It was like the life insurance company betting the would die sooner than they did, wild shit but the family got a small 5 figure payout.

Whoever wins this battle of the PDs, I definitely think Emily got Amber hooked on feeder type affection and this will cement her never achieving Tammy status.

 

[Lilacs On Fire]

Nothing makes me happier than the fact that Amberlynn has officially let "porkahontas" slide as permissible. She's losing control. It used to be whispering about wiping her ass or mentioning the 20 piece McNuggets was almost a fireable offense.

She knows it's an unstoppable force, it's just too good

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

What’s next in the cycle Farmer? I personally don’t think another death fat feeder will enter the cycle for a while; Amber is too narcissistic to actually commit to the kind of “true love” this angel of death fat would require, and let’s be honest, how many true lesbeen super morbid fat fetishests exist that would prefer this over the run of the mill 300-400 pounders? So the breakup and makeup cycle may continue for a bit with Emily because let’s face it, this is the best it’s gonna get for this cow. Sociopathic vs narcissistic is an interesting battle of personality disorders.

We all know that Porkahontas is the dumpee rather than dumper, so the cycle will be like orobouros until such a time as Emily either finds a new source of fap material on demand or just has enough of Amber's histrionics entirely, but tbh Emily is such a sick sociopathic fuck herself that I suspect she actually quite enjoys seeing Amber in the throes of a beepeedee meltdown caused by her.

Amber has now made it crystal clear she doesn't give a fuck what anyone thinks or says about her toxic "relationship"; not haydurs, not Alexis, not even her mother, nobody can tell this fat cow *anything*. She will happily keep this pantomime going- especially as long as the Ambabies keep the zoopershats rolling in- until Emily lowers the curtain on it. The pair of them deserve each other.

 

[Baguette]

Emily is so bent on confirming her ancestry so people don't think she's a goombah greaseball.

 

[Hambers Dainty Hands]

Tldr: Amberlynn looks like a melted candle and I wouldn’t fuck her.

Her own girlfriend didn't fuck her for years, although I guess she was also forced to wipe her shitty ass. Ambaby was probably into it anyway.

Thing I'm most curious about is this second video that Snowfag said is on the way. I wonder if he'll still go ahead with it, now that Emily and Amber are probably back together i think that feeder would want her porky-pig to be docile. Which means no more talking to reaction channels

Lost track of how many days I've been asking for this tantrum meltdown. I'm jeeeenuioiiineleeey so curious what she does in it, Amber is so adamant on this NOT being released to the public, so she must do something pretty bad. Any reaction channel that has it PLEASE send it to me I pinkie swear I'll keep it anonymous xo

Bit depressed that things are slowing down, praying there's another beepeedee crashout soon.

 

[janeir0]

Emily is so bent on confirming her ancestry so people don't think she's a goombah greaseball.

Feeder? Okay
Italian? FUCK NO

 

[monet]

Lost track of how many days I've been asking for this tantrum meltdown. I'm jeeeenuioiiineleeey so curious what she does in it, Amber is so adamant on this NOT being released to the public, so she must do something pretty bad.

it feels like she’s too adamant about it, it reminds me of the cookie video and how much she exaggerated how intimate it was. I fear it might not be that impressive of a crash out.

 

[WasabiPastas]

it feels like she’s too adamant about it, it reminds me of the cookie video and how much she exaggerated how intimate it was. I fear it might not be that impressive of a crash out.

Porky spent 11 years on the internet without showing laygs, it might be that it's a normal crashout of the kind she does on stream twice a week, but pantsless. That would be bad enough that her narc soul will be horrified at the prospect that the internet will see the hideousness that lays underneath the layggings.

 

[bratexceptimjustabitch]

Porky spent 11 years on the internet without showing laygs, it might be that it's a normal crashout of the kind she does on stream twice a week, but pantsless. That would be bad enough that her narc soul will be horrified at the prospect that the internet will see the hideousness that lays underneath the layggings.

I agree with this take on it. Amber has filmed herself and gone on livestreams when she’s upset, sometimes even high or drunk and showed her own ass. She would probably defend her “BPD tantrum” in that video that Emily has as standing up for herself and of course her beepeedee diagnosis.

But we’ve only ever seen Amber’s legs when she has pants on (thank goodness). She was very adamant when addressing this that she was “half-naked” in that video, and I don’t even want to know what she considers as “half-naked.” If it were an audio recording only then she probably wouldn’t care about it as much, but since she’s visible in it at an angle that she couldn’t set up and control herself at then she doesn’t want anyone to see it. She is very superficial and vain.

Edit: I think that she would be more bothered by this leaking than she was the cookie video because the cookie video she filmed it by herself and set up that angle to where the viewer could only see her from just a little bit past her shoulders and up, that’s it.