Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[anliteralidiot]

but DID YOU KNOW, that darf YELLED AT HIS KIDS ONCE?! HMM?!

that just means he's an involved parent and being involved in your kids lives is MDWTFIU

 

[Jerri_Blank69]

that just means he's an involved parent and being involved in your kids lives is MDWTFIU

I feel like the people criticizing Darf have never had to take care of multiple kids at once. They'll grind your gears.

 

[Tiggy Skibbles]

Casper, Wyoming sounds like an interesting place, full of interesting folks

Its a small city of around 60k people, and its actually quite beautiful. Which I never expected until I looked up the location of his old place, Ive never lived in a place where there are such clear views of the mountains.

 

[anliteralidiot]

i got recommended this on YouTube, and I thought of the boy

and then I thought... maybe that's why we haven't seen people that say he smells bad
all the bacon grease absorbed the smells, like sucking up a fart

 

[AnOminous]

I hope so.

I think it would be kind of horrifying for cows to start designing cursed artifacts that give you attributes of the cow.

We've already seen what the Sonichu medallion can do.

 

[VitaminSiobhan]

At this point, Cobes passing out in a drunken stupor and never waking up would be a mercy.

I wonder, how bad do symptoms have to get before he'll ask pop to take him to the ER or just a GP? Acute withdrawal quite literally feels like dying if you don't understand what's happening (even if you do,) and I have to assume he's going through that now and then without raising the alarm?

If Clint sees those teeth and shrugs it off he'll probably ignore yellow skin/eyes etc. I have to agree with @RazorBackBacon on this one.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

I wonder, how bad do symptoms have to get before he'll ask pop to take him to the ER or just a GP? Acute withdrawal quite literally feels like dying if you don't understand what's happening (even if you do,) and I have to assume he's going through that now and then without raising the alarm?

If Clint sees those teeth and shrugs it off he'll probably ignore yellow skin/eyes etc. I have to agree with @RazorBackBacon on this one.

Pancreatitis. That shit is so painful, no amount of booze and tactical soap will protect him. Lots of alcoholics suffer from it, and I've heard it feels like having a katana through your stomach and back.

 

[Pat Smear]

but DID YOU KNOW, that darf YELLED AT HIS KIDS ONCE?! HMM?!

https://youtu.be/EgWb7_RSXso?si=io2SoSLfKVIuu2jQ

"GO TO YOUR BEDROOM"
This is the guy who only fucks for reproduction, he's got a couple screws loose but he's no warlord.
100% would rather have an angry dad than a meth addicted crossdressing absent father.
I used to go to school with a kid who's dad divorced his mother for a man.
we used to bully him for it real bad to the point he would cry and chimp out on us, there is unimaginable pain that comes with having a faggot for a father.
pain I truly wouldn't wish on anyone.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

he goes by "Darfliny". Where did that name come from?!?

It comes from some fantasy book or something he said he was/is writing. "Darf" is a title or something, I'll try and look for the clip of him explaining it.

 

[Hard R]

https://youtu.be/EgWb7_RSXso?si=io2SoSLfKVIuu2jQ

"GO TO YOUR BEDROOM"
This is the guy who only fucks for reproduction, he's got a couple screws loose but he's no warlord.
100% would rather have an angry dad than a meth addicted crossdressing absent father.
I used to go to school with a kid who's dad divorced his mother for a man.
we used to bully him for it real bad for it to the point he would cry and chimp out on us, there is unimaginable pain that comes with having a faggot for a father.
pain I truly wouldn't wish on anyone.

fuck bullying dude

 

[mars]

It comes from some fantasy book or something he said he was/is writing. "Darf" is a title or something, I'll try and look for the clip of him explaining

He was originally Darth Lenny but he mispronounced it and people pointed it out so he went with it. That's the lore I remember

 

[Your Landlord]

This is the guy who only fucks for reproduction, he's got a couple screws loose but he's no warlord.

I'm pretty sure that "I only have sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation." is an ancient 4chan joke from the late 00s, maybe early 10s.

"What is your worst, sickest, most depraved secret, anon?"
"I only have sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation."
"You sick fuck!"x100

100% would rather have an angry dad than a meth addicted crossdressing absent father.
I used to go to school with a kid who's dad divorced his mother for a man.
we used to bully him for it real bad for it to the point he would cry and chimp out on us, there is unimaginable pain that comes with having a faggot for a father.
pain I truly wouldn't wish on anyone.

It's always shocking to me how cruel children can be, like chickens turning on a member of their flock and devouring it the moment one shows weakness.

 

[Smegward]

there's definitely an alternate timeline where a less retarded Cobes teams up with Darf to make officially licensed Gothic King Cobra gas station knives and it would sell like hot cakes.

Has Darfliny ever made knives from scratch? I've only seen him sharpen the templates someone gave him so far, but I know that he smelts ingots and stuff.

 

[Unmarkedgrave]

Pancreatitis. That shit is so painful, no amount of booze and tactical soap will protect him. Lots of alcoholics suffer from it, and I've heard it feels like having a katana through your stomach and back.

There is no way Josh could power through having pancreatitis. I know people who have had pancreatitis and it’s apparently as painful as kidney stones and/or child birth. You also lose weight without trying. Pancreatitis can also kill you.

So I think it will be noticeable if our Cobra Lord gets it? I think JESSICA BOYLE said he throws up every morning, which could be from pancreatitis / liver failure .

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

He was originally Darth Lenny but he mispronounced it and people pointed it out so he went with it. That's the lore I remember

I found his explanation. It's from the stream where Cobes was screaming at troles in the background and angrily eating chips like a dog.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I think one of the most interesting signs that Cobes is autistic as fuck is his pain delay. I had to look it up but people with autism have a delay in feeling physical pain.

Darf was smelting an ingot or some shit and took a slab of hot ass metal from his dwarf forge. Cobes picked up shortly after and hold it for way too long, then registers that it’s fucking hot. A normal person takes a millisecond and our BOY held it for a while before it hit his bogbrain

 

[mars]

I found his explanation. It's from the stream where Cobes was screaming at troles in the background and angrily eating chips like a dog.

Haha shit, my bad. I wonder what Darf means to him lol.

 

[PetiteFeet]

I think one of the most interesting signs that Cobes is autistic as fuck is his pain delay. I had to look it up but people with autism have a delay in feeling physical pain.

Darf was smelting an ingot or some shit and took a slab of hot ass metal from his dwarf forge. Cobes picked up shortly after and hold it for way too long, then registers that it’s fucking hot. A normal person takes a millisecond and our BOY held it for a while before it hit his bogbrain

He holds it for 2-3 seconds before the heat registers. It's crazy to behold. And then there was the time he tasered himself and he felt it instantaneously. I wonder how his reaction time is today.

 

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

He holds it for 2-3 seconds before the heat registers. It's crazy to behold. And then there was the time he tasered himself and he felt it instantaneously. I wonder how his reaction time is today.

Electricity is a higher form of majik than pyromancy, dood. He probably still had a circle of protection on from lighting his hookah coals with a torch or something.
Side note, is Josh just a really high level wisest wizard player? Was all this drinking just training?

 

[Judy's Baked Apple Pies]

The Osbournes is available to stream for free on Tubi TMDWU

Gonna get wasted, make some dank food hacks and binge the whole series toobz

https://tubitv.com/series/300016085/the-osbournes